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5 Things To Know About Adele’s New Boyfriend, Simon Konecki

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Adele on the cover of "Cosmopolitan." Read More »
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Some men might be afraid of dating a woman whose career is made of heartbroken hits like “Someone Like You.” But nope, Adele has got a new man. What’s more is that 36-year-old Simon Konecki actually seems like someone we would want to date. These lovebirds were spotted riding an alligator spotting boat in the Everglades National Park and smooching. Let’s be honest, that sounds like a great date! 

Five essential facts about Adele’s new hirsute heartthrob after the jump: Keep reading »

Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Jersey Shore” Dudes About “Hijinks In The Shower”

"Jersey Shore" Season 5
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Vinny's Rape Rap
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Vinny debuted a rap song about "rapin' it." Read More »
Sitch's Lollipop
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The Situation is hawking a lollipop, for some reason. Read More »
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It’s that time again: “Jersey Shore” infects your TV again tonight. (Itch, itch, itch.) God, I can’t wait. “Mob Wives” return to television is not making me stupid enough. The boys stopped by Jimmy Kimmel’s couch this week to talk tanning and Jimmy couldn’t resist a question about whether there have ever been any dude-on-dude “hijinks in the shower.” There haven’t yet … at least none that anyone will admit to. I guess Deena’s hookup with one of The Situation’s twins in Italy was the first, and last, slightly gay thing to happen on that show.  [Perez Hilton]

Morning Quickies: Zooey Deschanel Files For Divorce & Casey Anthony Posts YouTube Video Diary

Zooey & Ben Split
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
Not Sorry
Zooey isn't apologizing for being a girly-girl. Read More »
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  • Zooey Deschanel filed for divorce from husband Ben Gibbard on December 27, citing “irreconcilable differences.” The couple married in 2009 and separated two months ago. Bummer, dude. But hey, at least she’s free now to date JGL! [TMZ]
  • Jada Pinkett Smith has supposedly retained a divorce lawyer who has repped Britney Spears in the past. Neither Jada nor Will Smith have actually confirmed they’re splitting, though. [Huffington Post]
  • Casey Anthony uploaded a bizarre YouTube video diary, which “The Today Show” has confirmed is her. In the video, Casey Anthony talks about her current life but does not mention her daughter Caylee, whom she was acquitted of killing last year. [Boston.com]
  • The first entry from Fashionista’s diary of an anonymous fashion assistant makes “The Devil Wears Prada” look like “Teletubbies.” [Fashionista]
  • How to make a wreath out of tampons. What? It’s crafting. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Saudi Arabia’s Lingerie Law To Go Into Effect

  • Saudi Arabia will begin enforcing a law that requires lingerie shops to only employ women, so that men and women do not have to come in contact with each other while buying undergarments. [BBC
  • Washington’s Gov. Chris Gregoire, a Democrat, announced today that she will introduce a bill to legalize same-sex marriage. In a press conference today, Gov. Gregoire said, “Some say domestic partnerships are the same as marriage. That’s a version of the discriminatory, separate but equal argument of the past. For decades that argument was used to keep African Americans separate in schools, at their apartments, at drinking fountains. After all, the argument went, those separate places were just as good. But we, Americans knew, separate is not equal and finally the law caught up.” [Think Progress]
  • The real losers of last night’s GOP caucus in Iowa? American women. [Women Are Watching] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Katy Perry “Couldn’t Satisfy Russell Brand’s Wild Sexual Urges”

Katy's Wedding Details
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Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry after 14 months. Read More »
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  • What in the what what what? Us Weekly is claiming Katy Perry and Russell Brand split because she couldn’t satisfy his “wild sexual urges.” The magazine claims Katy was “kinky enough” at the beginning, but as time wore on, their sex life got dull. “He likes dirty things,” said a source who apparently has a bit too much detail about other people’s sex lives. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” I call BS on this one. I mean, not the wheelchair porno part, but the lame sex life part. [Hollywood Life]
  • The Kardashians are hoping to launch their own magazine to combat their lack of coverage in the media. [NY Post]
  • How to tell your boyfriend he sucks at oral. [Em & Lo]
  • Lana Del Ray has scored a modeling contract with Next Models. [Elle UK] Keep reading »

The “Human Barbie” Mom Needs More Attention Again

7-Year-Old Pole Dancer
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The "Human Barbie" taught her 7-year-old daughter to pole dance. Read More »
7-Yr-Old Gets Boob Job Voucher
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"Human Barbie" mom gives boob job voucher to her 7-year-old. Read More »
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Last time we left heard from “the Human Barbie,” Sarah Burge of the UK had taught her seven-year-old daughter Poppy how to pole dance and had given her a boob job voucher for her birthday. Now she’s made her little girl’s dreams come true yet again by gifting her a $4,500 liposuction voucher. For Christmas. In her stocking.

Will someone just give these people a reality show already so they can have their 15 minutes of fame and then disappear? When a mom is a self-described plastic surgery addict and says things about her daughter like “she asks for surgery all the time,” it’s safe to assume this crap isn’t going to stop on its own. I would suggest someone report Sarah to the British version of Child Protective Services. But sadly, it probably doesn’t legally constitute “abuse” to drum it into your child from elementary school onward that they’re going to want and/or need liposuction and breast implants one day.  [Daily Mail UK]

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