Profile for Jessica Wakeman

avatar

Morning Quickies: Sinead O’Connor Says 16-Day Marriage Was Like “A Coffin”

The Wedding Annoucement
The 2011 amfAR Inspiration Gala Los Angeles
Sineadr's wedding announcement included the word "cock." Read More »
Evening Quickies
Pippa Middleton photo
"Undateable" Pippa Middleton will die alone, be eaten by cats. Read More »
  • Sinead O’Connor’s 16-day marriage tanked in part because of drugs. The happy couple spent their wedding night on a hunt for weed, ended up someplace “quite dangerous” in Las Vegas, and were handed “a load of crack.” (Also, uh, doing this.) Sinead said she had second thoughts about the nuptials — and, uh, the drugs — because hubby Barry Herridge is actually a drug counselor. (Probably not anymore!) Sinead had strong words for how badly their brief marriage fared: “It felt like I was living in a coffin. It was going to be a coffin for both of us, and I saw him crushed. The whole reason I ended it was out of respect and love for the man.” Ooooookay.[People]
  • New couple alert! Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are dating. I like them as a pair. [E! Online]
  • Kanye West would henceforth like to be called “Yeezy World Peace.” Let’s hope he’s kidding? [NYMag.com]
  • Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge and Kings of Leon frontman Caleb Followill are expecting their first child. Mazel tov! [Eonline] Keep reading »

The 10 Proudest Sluts Of 2011

The Best Of 2011!
Our picks for the best of the year in pop culture, style, sex, and more! Read More »

Slut. It’s an ugly word, isn’t it? Especially when it’s flung at you by some jerk who thinks the worst way he can insult a woman is by impugning her reputation. (Newsflash: it isn’t.)

But lots of unapologetically sexual ladies don’t let “slut” be a pejorative. Instead, they say, “Judgment be damned!” and wave their slut flag high and wide. They sleep with who they want, when they want, as much as they want, no matter what anyone else says. 

In the spirit of embracing sluthood, let’s tip our hats to the bravely hedonistic women (and a few men!) who make up  The Frisky’s 10 Proudest Sluts Of 2011!

Evening Quickies: “Undateable” Pippa Middleton Will Die Alone, Then Be Eaten By Cats

Pippa Got Dumped
Pippa Middleton photo
Her boyfriend Alex Loudon was sick of her newfound fame. Read More »
The Pippa Buttlift
Pippa Middleton butt photo
The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
Harry Gropes Pippa
Prince Harry Pippa Middleton butt grope photo
Prince Harry gets handsy with the world's most famous butt. Read More »
Pippa Middleton photo
  • Pippa Middleton, she of the world-famous derriere, fears she is “undateable” because of the media circus surrounding her every move. Pippa wants to get married and have children, but “she’s starting to wonder if she’ll ever find her Prince Charming.” Also, she has been a guest at seven weddings this year, which everyone knows is the worst. [New York Post]
  • Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are on Hef’s side over the dispute about whether he gets to keep the puppy that his ex-fiance Crystal Harris so badly wants. [US Weekly]
  • Lindsay Lohan is hosting a “New Year’s boat party in Dubai” because whereelse would she be? [The Superficial] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Report On Military Academy Sexual Assaults Released 2 Days After Christmas

  • Sexual assaults at the nation’s top military academies have increased from 41 reported incidents last year to 65 reported incidents during the 2010-11 school year, according to a Defense Department report released yesterday.  Again, these are just reported assaults; surely there are others, as with any institute of higher learning, which go unreported. The ladyblog Jezebel also think it’s hella sketchy that they released this information two days after Christmas, which is a notoriously slow time for news consumption. (i.e. It’s the political equivalent of J.Lo and Marc Anthony announcing their divorce at 5 p.m. on a Friday.) [Jezebel]
  • The non-profit EMILY’s List, which raises money for pro-choice female candidates, has ranked the GOP presidential candidates on issues relating to women and families, and Texas Governor Rick Perry, shockingly, is the least awful of the pack. [EMILY'S List] Keep reading »

Michelle Obama Busts A Move On “iCarly”

Michelle On Weight
The FLOTUS says she won't discuss weight with her daughters. Read More »
Michelle On The Frisky!
All of The Frisky's post about our glamorous FLOTUS. Read More »
Michelle Obama on iCarly photo
Watch Video

Nickelodeon is not usually a channel we’d be caught watching unless there’s a “Ren & Stimpy” marathon on. We may just have to TiVo an episode of the kiddie program “iCarly” in the new year, though: a teaser for the 2012 season is out and First Lady Michelle Obama stops by the iCarly webshow to dance her socks off with Miranda Cosgrove and friends. Too cute! And if I’m not mistaken, that’s “Saturday Night Live”‘s Taran Killam playing a Secret Serviceman. Now pardon me while I find a nine-year-old who can tell me what channel Nickelodeon actually is. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Unacceptable: Same Sex Couples Are Paying An Extra $6,000 In Taxes Each Year

Gay Marriage Ad
This marriage equality ad will give you chills. Watch »
Girl On Girl
Girl On Girl
Five things Trish is not allowed to do because she's a lesbian. Read More »
taxes photo

Same-sex couples are forced to pay an extra $6,000 a year in taxes because the federal government does not recognize gay marriage, according to an analysis conducted by CNNMoney. Heterosexual couples who are legally married receive financial tax benefits that these gay couples — who may be in committed relationships their whole lives — cannot claim. As CNN notes, each member of a same-sex couple is forced to file their federal tax returns as “single,” even if they are able to file jointly on a state level if they live in a state where their marriage is legally recognized. You can read in more detail here how CNNMoney and tax specialists for H&R Block calculated exactly how gay couples get royally screwed. Treating gays like second-class citizens is not only shamefully unjust — i’ts expensive. [CNN] Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular