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Morning Quickies: Jennifer Lopez’s Boyfriend Gets A $10,000-A-Week Allowance

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are dunzo. Read More »
Jen Breaks Down
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Maybe it wasn't a good idea for her to reenact her love life onstage? Read More »
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  • Star Magazine claims Casper Smart, backup dancer boy toy of Jennifer Lopez, is paid a $10,000-a-week allowance. The mag claims J.Lo didn’t like having to pay every time they went out to dinner and wants a guy who’ll buy presents for her kids, so she figured she’d give him cash to make it happen. “She can take care of herself just fine, but she’s old-fashioned when it comes to wanting the man to take charge,” the source says. Hey, if it works for them, good! No one bats an eye when a male celeb pays for the lifestyle of his girlfriend(s). Why should it be any different for J.Lo and Casper? [Celebitchy]
  • Minka Kelly rebuffed advances from Jake Gyllenhaal while she was split from Derek Jeter. You might want to rethink that one, Minka. [US Weekly]
  • Blue Ivy Carter has made history by being the youngest act to have be credited on a Billboard Hot 100 hit song. Blue was only a few hours old when Jay-Z recorded her crying and added it to his adorable song, “Glory,” which he released on Monday. [StarPulse]
  • Sinead O’Connor had a Twitter breakdown on which she said she is “really unwell” urgently asked for a psychiatrist to “see me today an[d] get me back on meds.” Oh dear. All signs pointed to this with her recent behavior. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Michael Fassbender Reminds Us We’re All Going To Die One Day

"Shame" Trailer
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No Spanking Keira!
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Keira Knightley feared spanking scenes in "A Dangerous Method." Read More »
Fassbender Penis
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Micheal Fassbender says his penis is no big deal. We beg to disagree. Read More »
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“… [W]e feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to keep in your head: what’s the worst that can happen? I’m trying to tell a story — what’s the worst that can happen? You fall flat on your face, then hopefully you get back up again and go for it again and try something else. We’re all going to die one day. I’m stealing that off [director] Steve [McQueen]; it’s what he’d say when he ordered me to take my clothes off. ‘WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE ONE DAY!’”

I love my boyfriend Michael Fassbender for many reasons and chief among them is his willingness to get s-e-x-y before the camera. In “A Dangerous Method,” “Fish Tank,” and “Shame,” he does everything from spank women to hire prostitutes to get naked onscreen. Did I say just naked? I mean that in “Shame” his glorious Fass-dong is hanging out for all the world to see for several minutes. Because why not? We’re all going to die someday. [Guardian UK] Keep reading »

We Need A Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

The Frisky already owns a large rubber boob. Now we need The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas, an actual coloring book for adults with drawings of ladyflowers to keep us busy with our Crayolas. There are even pages with questions a damsel can answer about her vagina, like “A special treat for my vagina is ___” and “My vagina likes ___.” I feel like a neglectful woman, because I don’t know the answer to either of those questions. Excuse me, I’m off to commune with my vagina. [Amazon.com]

Today’s Lady News: CVS Refuses Emergency Contraception To Man, Suggests He’s A Rapist

  • A Texas man is suing a CVS pharmacy after it refused to sell him the morning-after pill, which he was purchasing for his wife. Jason Melbourne drove to four pharmacies until he found one which sold Plan B emergency contraception, but the pharmacist refused to sell it, pointing to the fine print that said he must be over age 17. He pointed out he is over age 17. The pharmacist then said she needed to see the ID of Melbourne’s wife (who was at home caring for the couple’s two children). A male pharmacy technician then intervened, presumably trying to help, and said they wouldn’t sell Plan B to men because men might be giving it to “rape victims.” Hoo boy. Now Jason Melbourne has enlisted the ACLU to help him fight against this BS. I know for a fact that pharmacies in general let you pick up prescriptions in loved one’s names. There is no reason the morning-after pill should be any different. [Think Progress Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Sydney Spies Defends Her “Artistic” Yearbook Photo

Too Sexy For Yearbook?
Is Sydney Spies too sexy for her senior class yearbook? Read More »
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  • Sydney Spies is defending I’m-Too-Sexy-For-My-Yearbook photo as “artistic,” damn it. The 18-year-old high school senior says her pic just expresses her interest — which is modeling — the same way other students pose with a football. She is only allowed to get her pic in the yearbook by paying $300 to publish it as an ad. Sydney and her mom Miki make the case for artistes the world over in this “Today” show clip. Even though I roll my eyes at this whole kerfluffle, I have to admit her yearbook peers are being totally slut-shame-y. [MSNBC]
  • Katy Perry’s parents want her to date Tim Tebow, a noted good Christian boy. Hmm. Between the whipped cream shooting out of her bra and the erotic lollipop-sucking, something tells me he’s not going to want to date her. [Popdust]
  • Ashton Kutcher is still wearing his wedding ring, which he “fiddled with” during an entire press junket while discussing “Two & A Half Men.” Quelle scandale! [Us Weekly]
  • The worst (best?) Blue Ivy Carter memes, from imagined looks to Illuminati theories. [The Daily Beast]
  • “The Real Housewives of New York”‘s Jill Zarin is reportedly getting her own show on Fox called “The Beverly Jillbillies,” about moving from NYC to L.A. Because moving from one major metropolis to another major metropolis is just like being a hillbilly. [Hollywood Reporter] Keep reading »

Graphic Ads Of Bloody, Aborted Fetuses Could Air During The Super Bowl

Abortion Rights
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All of The Frisky's posts about reproductive rights. Read More »
WTF Abortion Billboard
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This crazy guy humiliated his ex-girlfriend with a billboard because she had an abortion. Read More »
Abortion Lies
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CPCs scolded for misleading women about abortion. Read More »
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Anti-abortion extremists ruin everything — and not just what should have been a visit to Planned Parenthood for a super-fun Pap smear.

Forty cities across the United States could air graphic anti-choice commercials depicting bloody, aborted fetuses during pigskin’s holiest of days, the Super Bowl. The ads would be paid for by Randall Terry, who runs an extremist anti-abortion group called Operation Rescue and is also vying for the Democratic presidential nomination. The ads will obviously be graphic in content, which is usually a no-no. But stations cannot deny Randall Terry from airing them due to a Federal Election Commission rule that forbids candidates’ ads from airing within 45 days of an election, including primary elections. He is now taking donations on his website to buy airtime for these graphic and emotionally manipulative commercials (which you can view on his web site, should it strike your fancy). 

Sadly, Randall Terry’s bloody, aborted fetuses are not the first time Super Bowl Sunday airtime has been exploited for political gain. Keep reading »

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