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Evening Quickies: Beyoncé’s Birthing Suite Is Nicer Than My Apartment

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Beyonce gave birth on January 7 to baby girl Blue Ivy Carter. Read More »
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J.Lo's younger manpiece gets a $10K weekly allowance. Read More »
  • Check out Beyoncé’s super-luxe birthing suite! TMZ has published pics from inside Lenox Hill hospital where Bey gave birth on Saturday night to baby Blue Ivy Carter. Beyoncé’s birthing suite had two couches, at least one arm chair, and four flat-screen TVs. Wow, even if you had nosebleed seats in this hospital room you could still see the baby crowning! [US Weekly]
  • Marc Anthony flipped out after he discovered his and J.Lo’s twins refer to Mommy’s new boyfriend as “Daddy Casper.” Marc supposedly threatened that he’ll ask the kids to call his new girlfriend, model Shannon De Lima, “Mommy Shannon.” Oof. [Bossip]
  • Lindsay Lohan crashed the Weinstein Company’s Golden Globes party last night at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont. Meh. If you’re as famous as Lindsay Lohan and a clipboard Nazi still lets you through the door, I don’t think you can say she “crashed.” [FoxNews]
  • Great douchebags of classic literature. We’re looking at you, Mr. Rochester. [Glamour] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Lesbians Don’t Screw Up Their Children As Much As Bigots Might Hope

  • Adolescent children of lesbian parents are just as well-adjusted and happy with their quality of life as their peers whose parents are of the opposite sex, according to a study of 17-year-olds by the University of Amsterdam. [Think Progress
  • Women cancer survivors are now lobbying for a bald Barbie doll. [Boston.com]
  • Why does the international auto show in Detroit still use pretty women as eye candy? [Guardian UK]
  • Check out these new “Men Can Stop Rape” PSAs. [Feministing] Keep reading »

Ta-Ta-Toos Class Up Second Base, Do They Not?

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There’s no joy quite like like surprising your boo, or your gyno, with a temporary tattoo on your boobies. Whether you want to convey “Satisfaction Guaranteed” or “100% Natural,” a company called TaTaToos will sell you tats for $10, one for each boobie. There’s even special holiday-themed ta-ta tats reading “Santa’s Helper,” “Trick Treat” and “Touch Down.” What a way to class up second-base. [TaTaToos.com via The Gloss]

Last One, We Promise: S**t “Real Housewives” Say

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We said we wouldn’t post anymore “Shit ___ People Say” videos. But we lied. So what? Sue us. The “Real Housewives” are always relevant, anyway. Do you know someone with real boobs? (Oh God, did one of them actually say that?) [YouTube]

10 Things To Know About Shangela, The Drag Queen Godfather On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Toddlers & Tiaras” is the poster TV show for how not to parent. You know it’s true, honey boo boo child! So go figure that the little girl with the least insane pageant mom and the best head on her shoulders is the goddaughter of a drag queen. Meet Shangela, aka DJ Pierce, an actor, stand-up comedian and drag performer from L.A. who just so happens to be the godfather of a lucky 9-year-old girl named Hailey. I came into the office this morning blabbing about the fabulousness of Shangela and Ami goes, “Oh, Shangela? She was on RuPaul’s Drag Race!” WHAT. NO. Now I’m obsessed — and I’m sure if you can stomach last night’s episode of “Toddlers & Tiaras,” you will be, too.

After the jump, 10 essential things to know about our new reality TV BFF Shangela, drag queen-slash-pageant-coach: Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jennifer Lopez’s Boyfriend Gets A $10,000-A-Week Allowance

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  • Star Magazine claims Casper Smart, backup dancer boy toy of Jennifer Lopez, is paid a $10,000-a-week allowance. The mag claims J.Lo didn’t like having to pay every time they went out to dinner and wants a guy who’ll buy presents for her kids, so she figured she’d give him cash to make it happen. “She can take care of herself just fine, but she’s old-fashioned when it comes to wanting the man to take charge,” the source says. Hey, if it works for them, good! No one bats an eye when a male celeb pays for the lifestyle of his girlfriend(s). Why should it be any different for J.Lo and Casper? [Celebitchy]
  • Minka Kelly rebuffed advances from Jake Gyllenhaal while she was split from Derek Jeter. You might want to rethink that one, Minka. [US Weekly]
  • Blue Ivy Carter has made history by being the youngest act to have be credited on a Billboard Hot 100 hit song. Blue was only a few hours old when Jay-Z recorded her crying and added it to his adorable song, “Glory,” which he released on Monday. [StarPulse]
  • Sinead O’Connor had a Twitter breakdown on which she said she is “really unwell” urgently asked for a psychiatrist to “see me today an[d] get me back on meds.” Oh dear. All signs pointed to this with her recent behavior. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »
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