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Miss Beverly Hills 2010 Lauren Ashley Thinks God Wants Gays “Put To Death”

Watch your tiara, Carrie Prejean: the search for America’s Next Top Homophobic Beauty Queen just got a new contestant! Miss Beverly Hills 2010 Lauren Ashley, 23, recently told Fox News that she believes God wants gays and lesbians to be “put to death.” Keep reading »

ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser Suspended For Slobbering Over Hannah Storm’s “Very, Very Tight Shirt”

Dear Tony Kornheiser, host of “Pardon the Interruption” on ESPN,

You are not Tiger Woods. You are somebody named Tony Kornheiser who I have never heard of before today, i.e., you are not so famous that you should be thinking normal people’s rules no longer apply to you. Did you reeeally think not a single person would care when, on your radio show, you said of ESPN colleague Hannah Storm, co-host of Daytime “SportsCenter”:

“Hannah Storm [was] in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She’s got on red go-go boots and a Catholic school plaid skirt … way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now … She’s got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body … I know she’s very good, and I’m not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won’t … but Hannah Storm … come on now! Stop! What are you doing?”

Uh, no, you should stop. What are you doing? Keep reading »

“I’m Live-Tweeting My Abortion”


“I’m doing this to de-mystify abortion,” she says. “I’m doing this so other women know, ‘Hey, it’s not nearly as terrifying as I had myself worked up thinking it was.’ It’s just not that bad.”

These are the words of Angie Jackson, a blogger and mother of a 4-year-old son. Her IUD birth control failed; she is four weeks pregnant and writing about her abortion on YouTube, her personal blog, and on Twitter under the hashtag #livetweetingabortion. Keep reading »

Babies With Laser Eyes Make Ovaries Weep, Blow Things Up

Another day, another photo blog angling for a book deal: Babies With Laser Eyes. I would love, love, love to know what these people do for a living that allows them to Photoshop lasers coming out of baby heads all day. [Babies With Laser Eyes] Keep reading »

“My Little Pony: The Musical” Is, Predictably, An Extremely Creepy Show

This is a kids show?!?! Reason #612, then, not to make babies: the vacant eyeballs of “My Little Pony: The Musical” will never enter your home. Unless you’re a freak. Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Cuba Wants Ladies To Start Smoking Cigars

Sexy Tourism Ads That Are More Than A Little Porn-y

Charlie Sheen Checks In To Rehab, Again

Charlie Sheen has checked into rehab again, confirms “Access Hollywood.” In a statement, Sheen’s rep said:

“As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility. He will take some time off his series ‘Two and a Half Men.’ He has asked that his privacy be honored. No further statements are planned.”

As a preventative measure? Hi, Charlie Sheen’s rep: after your client is arrested for domestic violence on Christmas for allegedly holding a knife to his wife, Brooke Mueller’s throat, you can cut the BS with the American public. It’s not like Charlie has a squeaky clean image to uphold. [Access Hollywood] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” And “The View” Talk Condoms And Hot Tubs

Someone said the word “condom” in Elisabeth Hasselbeck‘s presence and her head did not explode! (We cannot speak for Sherri Shepherd, though.) Thank you, Joy Behar, for asking tough questions of the “Jersey Shore” cast when they visited “The View.”

P.S. I apologize for any painful mental images that may have resulted from reading that headline. Keep reading »

Quotable: Lady Gaga’s Penis Envy

“We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a d***, so why not give them what they want?”

Lady Gaga, who poses with a fake bulge in her pants on the cover of Britain’s Q magazine [The Sun] Keep reading »

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