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Mascara That Stays Where It’s Supposed To

I’m sure everyone will empathize with my terrible, terrible problem of having such naturally long eyelashes. It’s hard, I swear! Here’s why: my eyelashes are constantly tapping against my upper cheeks and flaking. As a result, every mascara I’ve ever worn ends up giving me raccoon eyes by noon. I was almost about to give up on mascara entirely until a Fairydrops wand landed on my desk. Not only is Fairydrops water- and sweat-resistant so it doesn’t rub off on my upper cheeks, but it’s gel-like texture doesn’t flake. Ever. I can’t believe how much better it is from other mascaras I’ve worn all my life. Go figure it was invented in Japan! I had never head of Fairydrops before, but consider me a new convert their mascara. 

[$24.00 Sephora]

Morning Quickies: Beth Ditto Gets MAC Makeup Collection

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  • Attention, makeup hounds: Beth Ditto from The Gossip is the latest quirk-a-doodle celeb to get her own makeup collection with MAC, debuting in June. If this press pic is any indication, you’ll be able to paint yourself in turquoise polka dots? [Fashionista
  • Goservention Violation! I’m quite certain Amelia has violated the terms of her Ryan Gosling intervention by sending me this tweet that Russell Crowe sent about the Gos. [Is not!!! I am just doing my job!!!!! -- Editor] [Twitter.com/RussellCrowe]
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  • Oh dear: Sinead O’Connor is back together again with her on-again, off-again husband. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • After a long and illustrious career, Uggie the dog from “The Artist” is retiring. Bark, bark! [NYmag.com Vulture]
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Evening Quickies: Demi Moore Was Hospitalized For Doing Whip-Its?!

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  • Sources tell TMZ that Demi Moore’s was hospitalized on Monday night after she took a dangerous amount of nitrous oxide — aka doing “whip-its” — and possible had a seizure. Demi was reportedly semi-unconscious, which is what sparked the “overdose” rumors. Whip-its are just about the last thing we’d expect a grown-ass adult to be doing. Alas, People says Demi Moore’s “prescription drug” use was concerning friends and family and contributed to her breakup from Ashton Kutcher. “Really, it was over the last year her friends saw a change. She wasn’t sleeping as well, didn’t seem to be eating and looked really gaunt,” said one source. “Demi is a mess,” said another. [TMZPeople]
  • Beyoncé and Jay-Z have allegedly asked none other than Oprah to be baby Blue Ivy’s godmother. Jay-Z’s considerably less glittery best friend, Ty Ty Smith, will be the godfather. [ONTD]
  • Breaking news: Hillary Clinton wore a headband to last night’s State Of The Union address. But in fairness, it’s a much better headband than her ones from the early- to mid-’90s. [The Gloss]
  • Elle France‘s website has removed their unfortunate racist article about “Black Fashion Power,” as in, style for black people. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Rep. Gabby Giffords Resigns From Congress

  • One year following a gunshot wound to the head, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) formally resigned from Congress today. Her friend Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz tearfully read a letter aloud to their legislator peers in which Giffords vowed to come back after her recuperation. It looks like there wasn’t a dry eye in the House. (And it wouldn’t be a tearjerker moment without House Speaker John Boehner crying, too.) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said of Giffords, “She has brought the word ‘dignity’ to new heights by her courage.” [CNN, Politico]
  • No fetus-eating for you! An Oklahoma legislator has introduced a bill to the state senate to ban the consumption of human fetuses. You know what they say: first abortion is legal, then the feminists are eating babies. [Jezebel]
  • Navy SEALs rescued aid worker Jessica Buchanan, 32, yesterday, who was kidnapped on October 25 at a refugee camp in Somalia where she worked as a Christian aid worker. Jessica’s Danish colleague Poul Hagen Thisted was also rescued during the raid. [Newser]
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Unauthorized “Downton Abbey” Jewelry Pulled From PBS Website

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You can’t blame PBS for trying to make a buck. Even they hate their biweekly fundraising efforts. Nevertheless, the production company for “Downton Abbey” got on the horn and put a stop to PBS.org’s sale of a “Downton Abbey”-inspired jewelry line, which was in no way affiliated with the show. Keep reading »

Vanessa Paradis Makes “Mind Your Own Business” Sound So Eloquent

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“You know, when I eat three peas, I’m pregnant. When I visit a city, I’m buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year. In addition, I have to answer all these rumors!”

Vanessa Paradis gets the prize for the best “mind your own business” response to a journalist asking her about the alleged Johnny Depp breakup. The rumor is that Vanessa and Johnny — who never married but have two kids together — are separating because he has fallen for his “Dark Shadows” co-star Eva Green, who is also a gorgeous Frenchwoman. We were hoping this split was just vicious gossip, but everybody knows a People magazine cover means business.  [Starpulse]

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