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Smutty “Cosmo” Needs To Clean Up Its Act, Says Project Anti-Cosmo Crusader

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Dakota Fanning is on the cover of Cosmo at 17 years of age. Read More »
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Imagine, if you will, a world in which Cosmopolitan magazine is covered in a non-transparent wrapper and only available to readers ages 18 and over. If you want to read a “Sexy Vs. Skanky” charticles about how purple nipples are out but purple nail polish is in, you need to show some ID.

This is the world model Nicole Weider is trying to inhabit with her crusade, Project Anti-Cosmo. The ex-model, who became disillusioned with the world of modeling, now seeks to rid the world of “pornographic” content one drugstore magazine at a time. “As a former reader of the magazine, I happened to pick up an issue [of Cosmo] and was reading it and was completely shocked at how pornographic and explicit the content had become,” Weider huffed to Fox News. “I immediately thought of my young teenage brothers and it horrified me to think that they and their friends could be reading this material, and the damage it would do to them if they did. So I decided to do something about it.” Her young brothers are reading Cosmo, what what what? Also, HAHAHAHAHA.

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Praise Be! Nicki Minaj Gets “Super Grace,” A Pro-Abstinence Parody

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Here’s something we didn’t expect: a pro-abstinence Nicki Minaj parody called “Super Grace”! It’s based on “Super Bass” and the Bible, and Jesus Christ himself gets thanked in the comments. Future civilizations will no doubt pour over lyrics like “He’s waiting for the band / He’ll just hold my hand … I want to be a wife but I must wait / oh no no no no / I have to wait / Christian boys got my heartbeat running away” wondering what they mean.

While “Super Grace” is certainly better than any youth group project I ever did, I almost hate telling these youngsters — whoopsies! — abstinence-only sex ed doesn’t actually work. [Popdust

Rachel Maddow Does Shots With Jimmy Fallon

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Rachel Maddow isn’t just good at looking cute and making politicians look like idiots. She is also an amateur mixologist. (Good skill to have if that whole MSNBC hosting gig falls through.) Last night on “Late Night,” Rachel taught Jimmy Fallon how to do “pickleback” shots, which is one shot each of Jameson and pickle juice. “It’s a little weird,” she says. The word she’s looking for is revolting. [I find them delicious, actually. -- Editor] But I’d still drink them, because Rachel Maddow made them. And also, there’s something in pickle juice that makes it a good hangover cure. I’m sold. [Hulu.com]

“Mrs. YoMama” Won’t Catch On As Nickname For First Lady, Politician Finds

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A politician was overheard saying Michelle has a "large posterior." Read More »
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“Mrs. YoMama” actually won’t be catching on as a new nickname for Michelle Obama, a Kansas politician has found after an awkward email forwarding incident. KS House Speaker Mike O’Neal forwarded an email to fellow Republicans which said, “I’m sure you’ll join me in wishing Mrs. YoMama a wonderful, long Hawaii Christmas vacation — at our expense or, course,” and depicted the First Lady next to the Grinch. Comparisons to a Dr. Seuss character? Oh, burn! You Kansans play rough! The pol has apologized for the vaguely racist forward, saying he didn’t actually read the body of the email he forwarded and just thought the picture of the Grinch and the First Lady was incisive social commentary he simply had to share with the world. (No, he didn’t really say that last part.) In any case, between this and Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner (W-WI), who was overheard in a D.C. airport saying Michelle Obama had a “large posterior,” I am sure she is having a very lovely Christmas vacation indeed. [Kansas.com]

What Kanye West’s DONDA Commercial Would Look Like

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We’re still not over DONDA yet, Kanye West’s plan for global takeover that he explained in depth over Twitter on Wednesday night during a manic rant. DONDA’s goal to “help simplify and aesthetically improve everything we see hear, touch, taste and feel … to dream of, create, advertise and produce products driven equally by emotional want and utilitarian need … too marry our wants and needs” with the assistance of “DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionist[s]” may sound lofty. But Jimmy Kimmel has helped conceptualize the grand Kanye plan into something … well … something the rest of us can conceptualize. [YouTube]

Morning Quickies: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis To Split?

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Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
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Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry after 14 months. Read More »
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  • ‘Tis the season for breakups: Johnny Depp and longterm girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are headed for a split, a source tells RadarOnline. “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end,” the source said. Depp is reportedly talking to lawyers about how to handle a split from Paradis, with whom he has two kids. [RadarOnline]
  • Sienna Miller is pregnant! She’s expecting a child with Tom Sturridge, her boyfriend of one year. After getting with Tom, Sienna had broken up with Jue Law for the second time. [US Weekly]
  • Emma Roberts  has put her freshman year studies at Sarah Lawrence College in Bronxville, New York, on hold for now. [Life & Style]
  • Good to know: Pepto Bismol can double as blush in a pinch. [Refinery 29]
  • Chelsea Handler trashed a lady wrestler on her show and got challenged to a match by pro female wrestler Beth Phoenix . [Crushable] Keep reading »
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