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Morning Quickies: Beyoncé Makes Her First Public Appearance Since Blue Ivy’s Birth

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Beyonce gave birth on January 7 to baby girl Blue Ivy Carter. Read More »
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  • Beyoncé’ has made her first public appearance since giving birth to Blue Ivy and her boobs are GIANT . [Us Weekly]
  • M.I.A. and her fiance Benjamin Bronfman have split: Gatecrasher claims she spends most her time in London, while he stays in New York with his mom and the couple’s three-year-old son, Ikhyd. [New York Daily News]
  • Did people really think Joan Rivers had 739 plastic surgeries? That’s what she said yesterday. It was hyperbole, people. [Styleite
  • More Bey news: rumor has it Beyoncé’s been offered $100 million to join “X Factor” as a judge, which would give her the highest salary on television. [PopCrush]
  • Nick Carter says he couldn’t attend his sister Leslie Carter’s funeral because of “complicated family dynamics.” Leslie died last week of an apparent drug overdose. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Anne Hathaway  held an engagement party with her fiance Adam Shulman at a New York City bookstore on Saturday night with 125 friends and family — and no celebrities. [People] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Brad Pitt Says Angelina Is Still “A Bad Girl,” Plus, Paz De La Huerta Out At “Boardwalk Empire”

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  • Brad Pitt says that Angelina Jolie is still a bad girl. “Delightfully so. It’s not for public consumption,” he revealed in his usual sort of TMI way. [People]
  • Paz de la Huerta won’t be returning for season three of “Boardwalk Empire.” Was it cause she blabbed spoilers to the press? [TV Line]
  • Elizabeth McGovern, who plays Lady Grantham on “Downton Abbey,” talks feminism, her side project singing with co-star Michelle Dockery, and Shirley McLaine joining the cast as her mama. [Rolling Stone
  • The Patriots are reportedly pissed at Gisele Bundchen for complaining about their plays last night: “My husband cannot f**king throw the balll and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” [PopBytes] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Komen For The Cure Insider Tells All About Planned Parenthood Tomfoolery

  • Susan G. Komen for the Cure’s VP Karen Handel, a former politician who ran on an anti-abortion platform and was endorsed by Sarah Palin, allegedly drove Komen’s decision last week to halt grants to Planned Parenthood, which were used to pay for breast exams for low-income women. An inside source at Komen has told the Huffington Post that Karen Handel herself came up with the plan of how to stop the funding: blame it on an “investigation” by an anti-abortion politician into whether Planned Parenthood uses public money to pay for abortions, which is illegal. Susan G. Komen for the Cure was swiftly rebuked last week for halting the grants and announced two days later the current grants would continue. [Huffington Post]
  • Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is launching a Women In Public Service Project (WPSP) at five women’s colleges — Barnard, Bryn Mawr, Mount Holyoke, Smith, and Wellesley — to get more women working in public service and create a 50/50 parity by 2050. [Women's Media Center] Keep reading »

How To Get Bros To Watch “Downton Abbey”: Put It On Spike TV

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Dude, I know chick things suck, but did you know this “Downton Abbey” show has three totally bangable sisters and a MILF? And in season two they’re, like, firing guns and shit? Bro, you’ve gotta watch this show! (For the rest of us, don’t worry: this was just an “SNL” skit!) [Perez Hilton via NBC]

Greedy Jerks Like These Are The Reason You Couldn’t Buy Jason Wu For Target This Weekend

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, I used to be quite the vintage clothing huntress. Finding a kickass sale with a few good finds in my size gave me an unbelievable cheap thrill.  Every weekend, I’d wake up early and drive to whatever estate sale promised a cache of clothing. One day, I entered a room at an estate sale and saw a woman who was picking up items of clothing indiscriminately and shoving them into bags. Keep reading »

Ron Paul Says Abortion Is OK If It’s An “Honest Rape”

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Oh, the bounty that is What Old White Men Think You Should Be Allowed To Do With Your Uterus! This weekend, Republican presidential wannabe Ron Paul sat down with Piers Morgan and, in a departure from his usual “no abortion under any circumstances” position, said he would support abortion if the woman had been raped — but only if it was an honest rape.  

Piers Morgan asked Ron Paul if his daughters or granddaughters were raped, if he could actually look them in the eye and tell them they had to carry the pregnancy to term. “If it’s an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room, I would give them a shot of estrogen,” said Ron Paul, who is also a doctor

Honest rape“? Did he actually go there? Oh, yeah, he actually went there.  Keep reading »

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