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Greedy Jerks Like These Are The Reason You Couldn’t Buy Jason Wu For Target This Weekend

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, I used to be quite the vintage clothing huntress. Finding a kickass sale with a few good finds in my size gave me an unbelievable cheap thrill.  Every weekend, I’d wake up early and drive to whatever estate sale promised a cache of clothing. One day, I entered a room at an estate sale and saw a woman who was picking up items of clothing indiscriminately and shoving them into bags. Keep reading »

Ron Paul Says Abortion Is OK If It’s An “Honest Rape”

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Oh, the bounty that is What Old White Men Think You Should Be Allowed To Do With Your Uterus! This weekend, Republican presidential wannabe Ron Paul sat down with Piers Morgan and, in a departure from his usual “no abortion under any circumstances” position, said he would support abortion if the woman had been raped — but only if it was an honest rape.  

Piers Morgan asked Ron Paul if his daughters or granddaughters were raped, if he could actually look them in the eye and tell them they had to carry the pregnancy to term. “If it’s an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency room, I would give them a shot of estrogen,” said Ron Paul, who is also a doctor

Honest rape“? Did he actually go there? Oh, yeah, he actually went there.  Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: M.I.A.’s Middle Finger Upstages Madonna At Super Bowl Halftime Show

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  • NBC is very sorry that M.I.A. flipped the bird during the Super Bowl halftime show. And something tells me M.I.A. is going to be very sorry she upstaged Madonna. [Starpulse
  • Katy Perry dedicated her ode to the penis, “Peacock,” to Tim Tebow, of all people, at a pre-Superbowl show. Is she just messing with us now? [Celebitchy]
  • Demi Moore has checked into a second treatment center “for addiction and an eating disorder,” possibly at Cirque Lodge in Utah, sources tell People magazine. [People]
  • Ryan Phillipe is dating a 22-year-old model named Paulina Slagter, who once appeared in an episode of “Entourage.” I’m pretty sure that makes Ryan’s new girlfriend closer to his daughter Ava’s age than his own age. [PopSugar]
  • Charlize Theron and Carey Mulligan are both in the running to play Princess Diana in a biopic of her life, which will be told from the point of view of her former bodyguard. [ONTD] Keep reading »

At Least Miley Cyrus Used A Condom

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I’m pretty sure the only people who will actually be scandalized by 19-year-old penis cake licker Miley Cyrus having her first love scene in “LOL” — consensual sex! with a dude! wearing a condom! — will be exactly like the kind of Clueless To What My Little Angel Is Up To mother that Demi Moore plays in the film. So if any of you ladies are reading The Frisky, prepare to be scandalized! There’s a condom wrapper and a girl-on-girl kiss and even a messy bedroom. This is edgy stuff.

(Also, how much do I love that the score is the theme song for “Mob Wives”?) [Huffington Post]

Evening Quickies: Daniel Radcliffe Filmed “Harry Potter” Drunk

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  • Daniel Radcliffe used to be drunk was filming “Harry Potter” scenes. In the British celeb mag Heat, the sober alcoholic confessed that “I can point to many scenes where I’m just gone. Dead behind the eyes.” Daniel also says he drank “nightly” and was very adept at hiding it. He’s so lucky he got control of his addictions at such a young age. [People]
  • Mark Sanchez and Kim Kardashian might be banging each other, even though he’s dating the Victoria’s Secret model Kate Upton. Kimmy denies everything! [PopBytes, Us Weekly]
  • And LiLo might be banging the late Dennis Hopper’s cute son, Henry Hopper. They were spotted kissing while buying booze together in Venice Beach. [StarPulse]
  • Oh look, 30 gratuitous photos of Cocker Spaniel puppies! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Lesbian Couple Fights St. Joseph’s University Over Valentine’s Day Contest

  • St. Joseph’s University is hosting a Valentine’s Day contest run by the alumni association asking alums to write about finding the love of their life at the school. The winners of the contest get a $100 gift certificate to their favorite restuarant. But when lesbian couple Megan Edwards and her fiancée Katie McTurk entered their love story in the How I Met My Hawk Mate contest, they were told “nope, no lesbos!” After a Facebook campaign by the couple (and a little bad media coverage!), St. Joseph’s University reversed its decision and is letting the lesbian couple compete. I’m glad the school finally did the right thing. (Thanks to reader Kiki for the link!) [Jezebel]
  • Startling fact: all seven members of Facebook’s board are white men. [Bloomberg]
  • LIVESTRONG, the cancer charity set up by Lance Armstrong, announced it will donate $100,000 to Planned Parenthood after all this Susan G. Komen for the Cure foolishness.  [MarketWatch] Keep reading »
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