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Breaking News: People Lie In Their Online Dating Profiles

Lies We've Told
19 stupid lies we've told dudes we dated. Read More »
Online Dating Lies
Here's some of the whoppers people use in their profile. Read More »

I know you will all be shocked to read this, but some people lie in their online dating profiles. Yes, it’s true. It turns out that when people who are lovelorn and insecure try to impress complete strangers into one measly little $13 cocktail to ascertain if they would mutually like to bump uglies, their noses start growing longer than Pinocchio. Basically, everyone is just a liiiittle bit heavier than they claim to be in real life. Keep reading »

Adele “Always Wants To Have Sex”

Adele's Grammy Manicure
Her nails were red underneath, like Louboutin shoes! Read More »
Adele's New Dude
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Meet Simon Konecki, Adele's new boyfriend! Read More »
Adele's Ex-Boyfriend
Adele and her notorious ex are still buds. Read More »
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“I love a bit of drama. That’s a bad thing. I can flip really quickly. I am not bipolar, but I go from ‘Oh, my God, I love you’ to ‘Get the fuck out of my house!’ really quickly. And I never sit there and talk about it. I give them the silent treatment. They’re like, ‘Tell me what I’ve done so I can say sorry!’ What else? It used to be that I loved a drink a bit too much. But I don’t drink no more. The good things: I am attentive. I will do anything for my man. I am a good cook. I’m funny. Always want to have sex.”

Further proof Adele is a girl after our own heart. (As if we needed it.) She also pronounces with the word “f**k” as “fack,” insists she is “wifey material,” and says she will never write another breakup album again because “I’m done with being a bitter witch.” LOVE. HER.  [Vogue]

Jon Stewart’s Send-Up To The “Holy Sausage Fest” Freaking Out Over Birth Control

I Took Plan B
Our writer took the morning-after-pill to thwart unwanted pregnancy. Read More »
Birth Control Victory
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Birth control will be covered by most employers under health care reform. Read More »
Birth Control Idiocy
Rick Santorum birth control
Birth control "just costs a few dollars," says expert Rick Santorum. Read More »
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Sean Hannity from Fox News had a whole bunch of dudes — white dudes, black dudes, all dudes — stop by for a big ol’ sausage-fest discussion of the birth control debate. Comparisons between health care reform to getting taken over by the Nazis? Oh, yeah, somebody went there. 

Jon Stewart’s response is on point, as usual: “You’ve confused the ‘war on your religion’ with not getting everything you want.” (Geez, this is almost painful to watch.) [The Daily Show]

Guys We’re Glad Not To Be Dating This Valentine’s Day

Single & Lovin' It!
30 things we love about being solo. Read More »
Guys On V-Day
We ask the guys on our IM what they think about V-Day. Read More »
V-Day Survival Guide
For all your Valentine's Day needs. Read More »
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It is better to be single than badly accompanied: that is a truism of relationships that I’ve often reminded myself when the time came for a difficult breakup conversation. As we all know, time and distance can have blurring effects. You forget about the times he yelled at you in public or the snotty tone of voice he used when he talked down to you. You remember the cuddles and the kisses as if they were all you did, every time, even when you know this is not the whole story.

On Valentine’s Day — the day that is supposed to be about celebrating love and romance — it seems fitting to remember the guys who we are happy aren’t in our lives: 

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Kate Upton Lands “Sports Illustrated” Swimsuit Cover, Reminds Us The World Likes Pretty 19-Year-Old Blonde Women

Kate Upton, Sexy Nun
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Kate Upton indulges in your sexy nun fantasy. Read More »
Christian VS Model Quits
Christian model Kylie Bisutti has quit Victoria's Secret. Read More »
Plus-Size Models
plus-size models on vogue italia
Vogue Italia features three plus-size cover models. Read More »
Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover

An attractive teenager with a nice body is on the cover of a magazine wearing only a bikini. You have been informed. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Whitney Houston’s Funeral To Be Held On Friday

RIP: Whitney Houston
Updated information on the passing of Whitney Houston. Read More »
Alcohol and Xanax?
Whitney Houston reportedly died from mixing alcohol and prescription drugs. Read More »
Her Last Performance
Whitney sang at a pre-Grammy party two nights ago. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Marston Hefner and Claire Sinclair photo
Hugh Hefner's son was arrested for domestic violence. Read More »
  • Whitney Houston’ body was returned to New Jersey, her home state, this weekend via a private jet belonging to Tyler Perry. A public funeral will reportedly be held on Friday at the Prudential Center in Newark, which can hold 18,000 people. [Celebitchy]
  • Should Clive Davis have cancelled his Grammys party after Whitney’s death? That’s what Chaka Kahn, who avoided the party because it was held inside the same hotel where Whitney died, says. [Starpulse
  • Beyoncé and Jay-Z ditched the Grammys for a date night out to get pizza in Brooklyn. [PopCrush]
  • Important news: a Japanese man has broken the world record for cracking the most nuts with his butt. [The FW]
  • Guess who Kim Kardashian was spotted with on a “romantic date”? [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Paul McCartney miiiight cameo on this season of “Mad Men,” but that’s a very big might. [Zap2It]
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