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Fleshlight Will Make Masturbating To Your iPad Even Easier/Messier

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As mostly heterosexual ladies, we’ve had to fear/admire Fleshlight from afar. The silicone vagina slightly horrified us, especially the ones modeled after adult film actresses. Then again, if we’re here wishing upon a star that vibrators rain from the sky, why shouldn’t men enjoy sex toys, too? It’s only fair. Now the tech blogs Geekosystem and Gizmodo report Fleshlight is developing an iPad attachment to make masturbating to porn on your tablet even easier: it attaches onto the iPad like a regular iPad case, but there’s a fake p**sy attached to the end. Messy is the first word that comes to my mind. Little birds tell me that Fleshlight needs lube to achieve that authentically vaginal feel. I don’t know about dudes, but I keep lube bottled up around my $500 toy. [Gizmodo via Geekosystem

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“Gossip Girl” Finally Reveals Who Gossip Girl Is 100 Episodes After Anyone Cares

STyle Stealer: Gossip Girl
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Um, 2007 called — it wants to tell you who “Gossip Girl” is! See, 2007 is the last time I actually would have cared about “Gossip Girl”‘s secret blogger scandalizing the Upper East Side by publishing everyone’s dirt. For five whole seasons, “Gossip Girl” has pulled the bait and switch pretending to reveal his or her identity. Is it Eric? Is it Eric’s boyfriend? Is it Dorota? (Puh-leaze let it be Dorota.) It has taken 100 episodes of Gossip Girl’s signature sign-off — “And who am I?! That’s a secret I’ll never tell. You know you love me.. XO XO Gossip Girl” — to reveal her identity once and for all. 

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Morning Quickies: Did Russell Brand Divorce Katy Perry Over Drugs?

Katy & Russell Split
Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry after 14 months. Read More »
Russell's Sex Demands
Vicious rumors say Katy couldn't satisfy Russell's sexual appetite. Read More »
Evening Quickies
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Cynthia Nixon clarifies her "gay is a choice" comments. Read More »
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  • Russell Brand may have divorced Katy Perry over drugs, sources tell Star magazine. “Katy runs with a really wild crowd,” a source says, including people who do cocaine. Russell is a notorious former addict and he allegedly didn’t want his wife around the stuff. Another source claims, “He gave her an ultimatum: ‘Get rid of your hard-partying friends or lose me forever!’” Past rumors have claimed Russell Brand had wild sex drive that Katy couldn’t keep up with, so who knows what is true? [Celebitchy]
  • Parts of Demi Moore’s 911 call released to the public on Friday were bleeped out for “privacy” — including, allegedly, references to the whip-its she was said to have been huffing. But was bleeping out the drug references special treatment for Demi? [Fox News]
  • NBC pulled last night’s episode of “Fear Factor” before it aired, deeming contestants drinking donkey semen with a urine chaser too grotesque for public viewing. [Nerve]
  • Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel, before and after Photoshop. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Cynthia Nixon Clarifies Controversial “Gay Is A Choice” Comments

Being Gay Is A Choice
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So says Cynthia Nixon, who has been both gay and straight. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Christina Aguilera dripping leg photo
What was running down Christina Aguilera's leg at a funeral? Read More »
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  • Cynthia Nixon from “Sex and the City” is clarifying her comments about how, for her, being gay is a choice by pointing out she was only speaking for her. In a statement, Cynthia said: “My recent comments in The New York Times were about me and my personal story of being gay. I believe we all have different ways we came to the gay community and we can’t and shouldn’t be pigeon-holed into one cultural narrative which can be uninclusive and disempowering.”  [The Advocate]
  • We were so distracted by the drip running down Christina Aguilera’s leg at Etta James’ funeral — apparently it was spray tanner? — that we didn’t mention Christina killed it performing “At Last.” [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • “The Real Housewives of New York City”‘s Cindy Barshop has promised to only use faux fur in her fox fur merkins. Umm, that doesn’t make the furry merkin idea any less stupid. [NYMag.com]
  • Rihanna made the extremely necessary art purchase of a $160,000 Marilyn Monroe portrait made of 65,000 crystals by the artist Claire Milner. [StarPulse]
  • Kermit and Miss Piggy — yes, you read that right — respond to an accusation by some wackadoodle that “The Muppets” is liberal propaganda. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Three Canadians Convicted Of So-Called “Honor Killings”

  • Three Afghan-Canadians have been convicted of murdering three teenaged girls and their dad’s first wife in so-called “honor killings.” Two of the daughters were reportedly killed because they wanted boyfriends against their fathers’ wishes; the father also said his daughters dressed in Western clothes. The eldest daughter at one point left home to live in a shelter because of abuse at home, which is reportedly when their father, brother and mother decided to kill the four women. What a terribly sad story. I am heartened, at least, to see the killers punished. [BBC]
  • GOP presidential wannabe Mitt Romney has trashed President Obama’s recent decision requiring religiously affiliated employers to offer birth control coverage in their health plans — despite the fact he made a similar decision himself as governor of Massachusetts. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Afghan Woman Reportedly Killed For Bearing Baby Girl

Victims Of Abuse
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NGOs speculate 90 percent of Afghan women are victims of abuse. Read More »
Girls Run The World?
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Not so much, Beyonce. Read More »
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Some parents are upset their little girls are given pink toys. Read More »
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Today in News That Makes You Want To Crawl Back Under The Covers: police in Afghanistan say a woman was reportedly strangled to death by her husband because she gave birth to a baby girl. The husband reportedly warned his 22-year-old wife after she gave birth to their first daughter that he’d kill her if she did it again. The husband fled his home last week around the same time a neighbor found the wife’s body in their house; he has not been found, but his mother has been taken into custody for allegedly helping him plot how to kill her. This alleged murder is just another example of the ways women are still horrifically abused and killed in Afghanistan to this day. [CBS News]

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