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Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan To Host “SNL” March 3

Lindsay In Playboy
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Lindsay Lohan is posing nude for Playboy. Read More »
LiLo In Love Mag
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Pervy photog Terry Richardson shot Lindsay for LOVE mag. Read More »
LiLo Talks Jail
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Lindsay Lohan opens up about her jail sentence. Read More »
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  • Shocking, well, everybody, Lindsay Lohan has been tapped to host “Saturday Night Live” on March 3 with Jack White as the musical guest. I hope you know what you’re doing, Lorne Michaels! [Twitter.com/LindsayLohan
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown disappeared for a few hours after Whitney Houston’s funeral on Saturday and was found at a hotel doing drugs, sources say. The Houston family is reportedly planning to get Bobbi Kristina into rehab. [The Daily Beast
  • Aretha Franklin didn’t perform at Whitney’s funeral, but she did honor the singer at Radio City Music Hall on the last stop of her tour. [PopDust]
  • Miranda Lambert held up a sign reading “Take Notes Chris Brown” before she performed a song at her concert about a woman who kills her abusive husband. [PopCrush]
  • Jeremy Lin wants to copyright “Linsanity” merchandise but the trademark has already ben filed by someone else. Bummer, dude. [The FW] Keep reading »

Meryl Streep Gifted With Nesting Doll Filled With Tiny Meryls

"Iron Lady" Review
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Jessica loved the new flick starring Meryl Streep as Margaret Thatcher. Read More »
Photoshopping Meryl
Photoshopping Meryl Streep? I mean, really! Read More »
Meryl As Margaret
Meryl Streep does her best Margaret Thatcher impression. Read More »
Meryl Streep nesting dolls photo

What could be better than a bunch of tiny Meryls? Someone gifted Meryl Streep with her very own set of nesting dolls on Tuesday at an “The Iron Lady” press conference in Germany. The doll on the outside just looks like Meryl as a traditional nesting doll, but the smaller one is Meryl as Margaret Thatcher. We like.

Evening Quickies: Chris Brown Denies “I Promise I Won’t Beat You” Pickup Line

"I Won't Beat You"
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Please date Chris Brown. He promises he won't hit you! Read More »
Chris Brown's Abuse
On why our culture must take domestic violence more seriously. Read More »
Jay-Z Hates Him
Jay-Z didn't clap for Chris Brown's performance. Read More »
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  • Chris Brown denies he tried to pick up a lady with the “joke” line “I promise I won’t beat you.” As much as I am sympathetic to celebs having crap made up about them, I genuinely, 100 percent believe that Chris Brown is so immature that he would have said really this. [PopCrush]
  • R&B crooner Robin Thicke was busted for possession of marijuana after being caught smoking a doobie in his SUV … right near The Frisky’s office. Damn, Robin, next time just come upstairs. [TMZ
  • Whitney Houston reportedly visited a doctor, or several doctors, repeatedly in the days before her death.  [PopCrush]
  • Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Taylor on “Friday Night Lights,” is joining director Kathryn Bigelow’s flick about the SEAL team that hunted down Osama bin Laden. [!!!!!!!!!!! -- Editor] [Deadline Hollywood] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: I Think They’re Just Messing With Us Now

  • Oh, look at this all-male TV panel that MSNBC convened to discuss yesterday’s all-male hearing discussion about birth control coverage in healthcare reform
  • Oklahoma’s state Senate advanced a “fetal personhood” bill on Wednesday that criminalizes all abortion by defining a “person” as the fertilized egg. A bill like this would also criminalize in vitro fertilization, stem cell research, and some birth control. This is the bill that had a proposed amendment by State Sen. Constance Johnson, who sought to make it illegal for men to masturbate and waste sperm! [News OK] Keep reading »

This Week In Sex: Adele Says Sex Tape Claim Is “100 Percent False”

Adele Sex Tape
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French gossip rag Public says it has an Adele sex tape. Read More »
Casual Sex Tips
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The 10 commandments of casual sex. Read More »
Last Week In Sex
Five Valentine's Day surprises that will get a lady laid. Read More »
  • Adele says the sex tape a French gossip rag Public claims to be in possession of is “100 percent false” and “untrue and grossly inflammatory.” She’s now taking legal action, which should make these Adele sex tape fakers shake in their boots, because that girl got paid. [Crushable]
  • Longing to join the Mile High Club? You’re in luck! Flamingo Air, a private airline in Cincinnatti, Ohio, offers a $450, hour-long flight in a plane built for nookie. Chocolates and champagne are included. [Nerve]
  • The do’s and don’ts of PDA. [Em & Lo]
  • Why is Joan Rivers talking about Goldie Hawn’s orgasms? [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Iowa Abortion Bill Would Criminalize All Abortion, Sentence Doctors To Life In Prison

Proposed Ban In D.C.
Today's Lady News
A ban on abortion after 20 weeks has been proposed for Washington, D.C. Read More »
State-Sanctioned Rape
Virginia is considering mandating a transvaginal ultrasound. Read More »
Public Hanging?
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An NC politician called for the public hanging of abortion providers. Read More »
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All abortions would be classified as feticides, a class A felony punishable by life imprisonment without chance for parole, under a new bill introduced on Wednesday by Iowa State Representative Kim Pearson, a Tea Party Republican. Pearson’s bill states:

Any person who intentionally terminates a human pregnancy, with the knowledge and consent of the pregnant person, where death of the fetus results, commits feticide. Feticide is a class A felony.

Under the bill, doctors who perform abortions could spend life in prison and doctors who attempt to perform an abortion (but don’t go through with it, for some unclear reason) would be charged with the class B felony of 25 years in prison.  Keep reading »

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