Jessica Wakeman

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Love & Sex

We’re not fans of the “sex scandal” road to success. (Ya hear, Levi Johnston?) But that doesn’t mean we still can’t learn something from a D-lister who paid the rent because the notches on their bedpost.

Former D.C. staffer Jessica Cutler got herself a book deal (The Washingtonienne) from having anal sex with… READ MORE »


Celebs

You might be having a bad day, but Lily Allen is having a worse one. [Twitter/LilyRoseAllen] … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Anyone know a good shampoo to wash lubricant out of a shag rug? I’m exiling my current lube—K-Y Warming Jelly—to the back of the medicine cabinet after a rather lamentable carpet-related accident that I just don’t want to explain to my landlord. Now, my new love is Booty Parlor’s Add Magic water-based lube with its… READ MORE »


News

Bo Obama moved into the White House months ago, but it took him this long to learn how to both “sit” and “say cheese.” [The Official White House Flickr Photostream] … READ MORE »


News

It’s June now. The election was eight months ago. It’s kind of a random time for Robin Givhan at The Washington Post to pen a heady thinkpiece about What Michelle Obama, As A Black Woman, Means.

But whatever. I feel like I’m back at the Gender Studies department again!

Givhan, herself a… READ MORE »


Style

Someone get Juno off her hamburger phone! A hamburger purse with all the fixings is what the cool kids are wearing these days. But just in case the Whopper is not your junk food of choice, Garudio Studiage in the U.K. also sells savory chicken leg and hot dog handbags, each with a zipper and… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Bad news for human females, as well as female voles (they’re rodents similar to mice): Swedish scientists have discovered that a man’s reluctance to commit might be in his genes. We’re not exactly sure how scientists figured out rodents don’t like to marry, but hey, whatever.

It’s called the “334 version of the… READ MORE »


News

Ever glanced at an op ed page and noticed that it’s bit of a boy’s club? Us, too. In fact, The Op Ed Project, which teaches women how to write and submit opinion pieces to newspapers, reports that 85 percent of op eds are written by men. While we do love us some guys, we… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Once would have been more than enough.

A Russian woman, known only as “Natalia K,” allegedly underwent six hymenoplasties to “restore her virginity” for her husband. … READ MORE »


Love & Sex

There’s a new book out called Smart Girls Marry Money: How Women Have Been Duped Into the Romantic Dream—And How They Are Paying For It, by Elizabeth Ford and Daniela Drake. Forget for a moment that they annoyingly refer to grown women as “girls” in their title and check out their thesis: because, for a… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Just as I must carry a Hermes crocodile handbag specially raised for my sartorial enjoyment, I can’t be spanked with anything less than an $895 croc paddle from Kiki Di Montparnasse.

For those of us in the proletariat, fortunately Kiki Di Montparnasse makes a cheaper paddle—if you consider $195 “cheap”—called the “spank… READ MORE »


News

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy…was he?

Why can I still recite this nursery rhyme by heart even though I’m 25-years-old now?

Because I have hairy arms and my mom unwittingly drilled the rhyme into my head by teasing me about being her little… READ MORE »



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