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Michelle Duggar’s Tips For A Happy Marriage Include Being “Financially Dependent” On A Man

Michelle Duggar marriage tips

I won’t beat around the bush: “tips for a happy marriage” from Michelle Duggar are as bad as they sound.

In the season premiere of “19 Kids and Counting” this week, the reality TV mama (whose family is stumping for Rick Santorum) is filmed at a conference on how to have a happy, evangelical Christian marriage in which the man is the authority and head of the household.

Michelle passed out tips from her lecture to the audience and a viewer screengrabbed the advice, where it was posted on Television Without Pity. Not suprisingly, you might want to “keep a barf bag handy” as Faith Goes Pop blogger Lilit Marcus puts it, because Michelle Duggar’s happy marriage tips include become financially dependent on your husband, always keeping your hair did, watch your weight, and being more “loyal” to him than your family and friends.

You can read some of the more egregious tips from “7 Basic Needs Of A Husband” — the workbook off of which Duggar was reading — after the jump:    Keep reading »

What The Hell Is A “Babyccino”?

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Too hip for apple juice? Try a babyccino — a coffee drink for babies. It’s what all the urban lumberjacks in man buns are putting in their offspring’s sippy cups. 

According to the Brooklyn Paper, coffee shops in hipster neighborhoods are frequently requested to make a child-sized small decaf cappuccino for $2. Another popular “babyccino” recipe is steamed milk and foam with cinnamon sprinkled on top. One barista in Brooklyn said she sells as many as 10 babyccinos a day. Keep reading »

Woman With The World’s Largest Breasts Gets Her Inevitable “My Strange Addiction” Episode

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We’ve long been fascinated by/concerned for Sheyla Hershey, record holder of the world’s largest boobs. The 32-year-old Brazilian model carries around size 38KKK mammaries. (Or tried to, anyway. It turns out that carrying a gallon of silicone in your ta-tas is dangerous, which Sheyla learned the hard way when she developed a staff staph infection and had to have them removed.) We knew that with circus boobs this size, it was not long before Sheyla appeared on reality television. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: An Adele Sex Tape?!

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  • Does Adele have a sex tape?! A French gossip magazine called Public claims a paparazzo named Jean Claude Elfassi has a sex tape Adele filmed with an ex-boyfriend who’s trying to get back at her. We know Adele “always wants to have sex,” but that doesn’t mean she wants to film it! Somehow an Adele sex tape sounds like complete BS.  [ONTD
  • Chris Brown reportedly attended Rihanna’s birthday party and forced employees at the club to sign confidentiality agreements so they couldn’t speak to the press. [PopCrush]
  • Justin Bieber might have given Selena Gomez a “promise ring.” [Huffington Post]
  • Dianna Agron and Sebastian Stan are back on again! [Us Weekly]
  • On the perks and perils of car sex. [Nerve]
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Maya Rudolph Debuting Meatloaf Impersonation On “SNL,” Maybe

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That Whitney Houston impersonation is getting filed under “Too Soon” for, like, a year. But you know who is still alive who Maya Rudolph can impersonate when she hosts “Saturday Night Live” tomorrow night? Oh, just a little actor and musician named Meatloaf. [NBC.com]

Evening Quickies: Lil’ Kim Calls Nicki Minaj A “Stupid Hoe”

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  • Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” tried so hard to get Lil’ Kim to talk trash about Nicki Minaj. And she valiantly succeeds in not giving in until this snipe: “If you have to make a song called ‘Stupid Hoe’ then you must be a stupid hoe.” Come on, Lil’ Kim! Can we not catfight? Please? Stop egging Kim on, Andy Cohen! [Dlisted]
  • Amanda Knox has sold her memoir to Harper Collins for $4 million. [New York Times]
  • Cissy Houston — Whitney’s mom — wants Bobby Brown to eff the hell off and keep his paws off his ex-wife/her daughter’s estate. [PopCrush]
  • Guess which celeb, at age 12, lost the lead role in “The Parent Trap” to Lindsay Lohan? No hard feelings, though. [Celebuzz
  • Ten things you probably didn’t know about “The Simpsons.” [The FW]
  • Job interview tips from movies (which may or may not actually work). [Modern Man]
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