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It’s Time To Cry: Lesbian Couple Gets Engaged During Hockey Halftime

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This author is a lesbian, but also enjoys having sex with men. Read More »
Being Gay Is A Choice
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So says Cynthia Nixon, who has been both gay and straight. Read More »
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I’m a sucker for proposal videos, but this one is a two four Kleenex affair. On Saturday night, a woman named Christina proposed to her girlfriend Alicia during halftime at a Senators/Maple Leafs game while cheesy music plays in the background. If we can forget for a moment that public proposals are horrifying, this one is actually sweet: a lesbian couple can declare in front of a packed auditorium and the audience claps and cheers. Sniffle, sniffle.  [Yahoo]

Idaho To Vote On Bill Forcing Ultrasound Before Abortion

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VA governor backs off the bill. Read More »
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Virginia is considering mandating a transvaginal ultrasound. Read More »
Abortion Rights
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All of The Frisky's posts about reproductive rights. Read More »
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Idaho’s state senate may vote as early as today on a bill that will force women to get a medically unnecessary ultrasound before terminating an unwanted pregnancy. Anti-abortion activists say forcing a woman to have an ultrasound gives her “more information” before an abortion. Pro-choice activists and doctors say this is just another a tactic to restrict middle- and low-income women’s access to abortion, as the additional cost can be prohibitively expensive for women who already may be struggling to pay to end an unwanted pregnancy.

And guess who would love to jump in and “help” with that financial conundrum? Idaho’s so-called “crisis pregnancy centers,” which offer free ultrasounds to women but are staffed by anti-abortion activists — not actual doctors! — who will do everything, including lie to women, to stop them from terminating a pregnancy. Several cities around the country have actually passed legislation to thwart CPCs from misleading women.  

So, to recap: Idaho women would be forced by law to have an ultrasound and if they cannot afford that ultrasound, the only place they could get one for free would be from anti-abortion activists.

Let’s have a big round of applause for women’s health care in America, everybody!

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Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

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Micheal Fassbender says his penis is no big deal. We beg to disagree. Read More »
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Watch the trailer for Michael Fassbender's new movie, "Shame." Watch »
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Behold, Michael Fassbender's naked butt. Read More »
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“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them. Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”

– Charlize Theron accepted a Human Rights Campaign award from Michael Fassbender on Saturday night and as is common courtesy, used the opportunity to praise the size of his cock. I hope she wasn’t referring to adorable little Patton Oswalt here. [E! Online]

Morning Quickies: Gwyneth Didn’t Ghostwrite, Dammit!

Gwyneth's Cookbook
Behold, a dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook. Read More »
Gwyn's A Bad Feminist
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Why Gwyneth calls herself a bad feminist. Read More »
Gwyneth On Depression
The actress opens up about suffering from post-partum depression. Read More »
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  • Gwyneth Paltrow is pissed that The New York Times published a piece by Julia Turshen, who claims to be her ghostwriter for her 2011 cookbook, My Father’s Daughter. “Love The New York Times dining section but this week’s facts need checking. No ghostwriter on my cookbook,” she tweeted this weekend. “I wrote every word myself.” [Us Weekly]
  • The embarrassing husbands of reality TV. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Why your boobs can be different sizes. [Gurl.com]
  • Kourtney Kardashian begs the question: do you have to wear pants with a shirtdress? [Betty Confidential]
  • Here’s a video of Kate Middleton’s cousin Katrina Darling dancing burlesque! [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

Baby Seal Pups Just Want Snuggles, Kisses, Blog Recognition

Pandas As Pets
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Wahhh, why does YANNI get one?! Read More »
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Longtime readers of The Frisky will know I don’t make statements like this lightly: I think I may have found a baby animal just as cute as a baby panda. Look at those faces! These playful baby seal pups may live on South Georgia Island near Antarctica, but they’re drawn to cameras like a freak to a reality show casting call. Bark, bark! [YouTube via PaperMag.com]

Evening Quickies: Is Cancun-Partying Snooki Marinating Her Little Meatball In Vodka Sauce?

Is Snooki Pregnant?
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Say it ain't so! (And hide the booze!) Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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"Strictly dickly." That's what Meghan McCain called herself in Playboy. Read More »
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  • Pregnant Snooki is partying into the wee hours in Cancun, Mexico, with JWoww. Fortunately a bartender confirmed she’s not marinating her little meatball in vodka sauce: Snooks is only throwing back virgin daiquiris. [Fox News]
  • Chris Brown did something not-awful: he posed with a transgender fan (who I guess doesn’t mind Chris’s homophobic Twitter rants?). [Starpulse]
  • A new NBC sitcom starring a nine-year-old African-American girl is all kinds of WTF in the stereotypes department. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Twenty-five pickup lines for cyclists. “I ride with a helmet” is totally open to interpretation. [Ecosalon] Keep reading »
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