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Aziz Ansari On How Not To Pick Up A Waitress

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Some standup comedians — okay, probably only Russell Brand — are swimming in tail, while others aren’t sure how to find a sexual partner without sounding like you deserve a blowjob just because you’re on TV. In this preview clip for a $5 standup special available on his website, “Parks and Rec” star Aziz Ansari wants us to believe he is in the latter category. Somehow, I have a hard time believing the only people who freak out around him are bros. [YouTube]

Evening Quickies: Whitney Houston’s Death Ruled Accidental Drowning

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  • Whitney Houston’s official cause of death has been ruled an accidental drowning, according to the L.A. County Coroner. The singer also had heart disease and cocaine in her system when she died, although the only drugs found in her hotel room where Xanax, Ibuprofen and Midol. A source told TMZ that it’s possible Whitney had a heart attack in the bath and then drowned. [Just Jared, TMZ]
  • Hilary Duff gave birthday to a baby boy on Tuesday named Luca Cruz Comrie. I would like to know how Amelia managed to get this movie star to name her firstborn child after her dog. [Except my Lucca has two Cs and she’s a girl! — Editor] [People]
  • Liam Hemsworth is reportedly “embarrassed” by some of his girlfriend Miley Cyrus’ behavior. You mean like that time the two of them allegedly had sex beneath a table at the Vanity Fair Oscars party? [Fox News]
  • Kim Kardashian’s D-lister pal Jonathan Cheban is now trashing Jon Hamm for calling Kimmy stupid. “Put Jon Hamm in a mall, and more people will go up to the people working at the Burger King than they will to him,” he said to Us Weekly. “Bring Kim to a mall and there will be a riot.” Um, have you SEEN a picture of Jon Hamm lately? [PopBytes]
  • An Abercrombie & Fitch online “outlet” — which does not appear to be affiliated with the retailer — sells a pair of pants online advertised as the color “ni**er brown.”  [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: AZ Grocer Covers Up Jessica Simpson’s Nude Magazine Cover

  • Look, I’m as sick of listening to Jessica Simpson talk about her copious amounts of amniotic fluid as you are. [I'm not sick of it! -- Editor] But really, Tucson, Arizona grocery store, was it necessary to cover up Jess’s naked, pregnant Elle magazine cover with a sign reading “Please Do Not Remove Cardboard”? [ABC News]
  • Abortion opponents performed six live ultrasounds in Idaho’s state capitol, where the legislature is debating forced ultrasounds for women seeking abortions. [Business Week]
  • New Hampshire’s state House voted to keep their law legalizing same-sex marriage in place. [Union Leader]
  • On why “choice” may not be the best framework to discuss women’s reproductive rights. [The Nation] Keep reading »

Celebs Reads Nasty Tweets About Themselves (And Only A Few Cry)

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I’ve long been pestering Amelia to film The Frisky staff reading the meanest, funniest, trolliest comments we’ve gotten on our posts. There are some real gems out there. But it seems the staff of “Jimmy Kimmel Live” has slunk into my brain and snatched my idea. In honor of Twitter’s sixth birthday, Jimmy got everyone from Will Farrell to Kristen Bell to Kathy Griffin to read their 140-character, gramatically incorrect hate mail.

Which is fine. Everyone knows that people in the public eye don’t have feelings.  [YouTube/JimmyKimmelLive]

Gay Guys On Caribbean Cruise Busted For Buggery

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John Hart and Dennis Mayer, both of Southern California, were arrested this week on the Caribbean island of Dominica after they were seen “naked, fondling each other” from the balcony of their cabin Celebrity Summit cruise ship in plain sight of people on land.  Both seafaring sodomites plead guilty in court today to “indecent exposure” but claimed they weren’t committing public acts of buggery. ”They were struck by the beautiful mountains, the clean and clear fresh air and were having a few cocktails, and so threw caution to the wind,” their lawyer told the Dominican court. Cocktails? Fresh air? Beautiful mountains? Suuure they were just hangin’ out.

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Vincent Kartheiser Stands Up For Jon Hamm’s “Idiots” Kardashian Comment

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Jon Hamm called Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian "idiots." Read More »
Kim Is Not Happy
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Kim Kardashian called Jon Hamm "careless" for trashing her. Read More »
No Babies For Vincent
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Vincent Kartheiser has made the choice to be childless. Read More »
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“I don’t think [Jon Hamm was] wrong. It’s OK to look at something and say what it is. It’s OK to look at a McDonald’s hamburger and say, ‘Yeah, I like the taste of them, but they’re not good for me.’ We live in a time where everyone’s very aware that there’s people who are celebrities because of their fathers or celebrities because of this machine that’s selling something very simple and very ordinary, and people are buying it. It’s not an awful thing, but I think it’s OK to say it’s not a splendid thing, either.”

– More from Vincent Kartheiser, who plays Pete Campbell on “Mad Men,” after the jump: Keep reading »

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