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Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt Are My Relationship Role Models

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I don’t care too much about celebrity couples, the flings and breakups and and marriages and babies. I’m far too cynical for all that: there’s so much smoke and mirrors going on in Hollywood that half that stuff is publicist B.S. anyway.

But I read the article in this week’s New York Times Magazine about “Friends With Kids” director/star Jennifer Westfeldt and her co-star/boyfriend, a little actor you may have heard of named Jon Hamm. They both sound like normal people who are bewildered by all scrutiny on them just because they’re famous and they’ve carried on a happy-sounding, healthy-sounding relationship for 14 years. How the hell do they do it? And how can I steal their secrets?

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Morning Quickies: David Duchovny Pissed At Sex Addiction Book

Famous Sex Addicts
Fancy a shag with any of these famous sex addicts? Read More »
I'm A Sex Addict
A female sex addict in recovery shares her story. Read More »
Female Sex Addicts!
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  • David Duchovny’s lawyers went off on the New York Post when it ran an article by a psychologist who trashed sex addiction as “nothing more than a pop-psychology phenomenon.” The actor said he suffered from sex addiction when he separated from his wife Tea Leoni back in 2008 and wants no association with the psychologist who’s written a book denouncing the illness. [New York Post]
  • Demi Moore’s daughter Scout Willis tweeted some weird shit from her Twitter account, like “I hate capitalism like I hate my parents, but they both serve me so well,” but a rep says it was just for a school assignment at Brown University. [Us Weekly]
  • A cop pulled over Amanda Bynes for talking on her cell phone while driving and she drove off while the cop was writing her a ticket. [PopBytes]
  • Ten daring babies escaping their cribs. There’s also some adorable videos of baby pandas doing this very same thing. Just saying. [The FW
  • We know you need an update on Justin Bieber’s pet snake named Johnson. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Rihanna Tweets Topless Pic

Riri's Racist Tweet
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Rihanna tweeted a racist dig at Chris Brown's new girlfriend. Read More »
Miley Boob Tweet
Of course Miley Cyrus tweets about her boobs. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Whitney Houston left everything in her will to daugther Bobbi Kristina. Read More »
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  • Rihanna tweeted a topless pic of herself from the set of a music video,  although her arms and some hairy thing is covering her boobs. What is that thing? [Twitter.com/Rihanna]
  • Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz — he’s Penelope Cruz’s younger brother — have split. [US Weekly]
  • JWoww is being sued by her former landlord because a couple scenes from “Jersey Shore” were filmed in parts of a home she rented from him without permission. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Sandra Bullock and Brett Ratner released a joint statement blasting In Touch for claiming they hooked up at the Oscars. “We both had a great time after the Oscars, just not with each other,” they said. [PopBytes]
  • Lady Gaga is supposedly “cringing” over a Lifetime biopic of her life is based on Fame Monster, the unauthorized biography about her published last year. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Ultrasound Now Required Before An Abortion In Virginia

  • Virginia Governor Bill McDonnell has signed into law the bill that requires a woman seeking an abortion to first have a medically unnecessary ultrasound. Technically this bill is a step up from a previous iteration of the bill, which would have required an invasive transvaginal ultrasound (also medically unnecessary) before an abortion. [New York Times
  • Women in Texas are losing options for health care at Planned Paernthood clinics and elsewhere amid the abortion fight. Texas has recently slashed funding from PP clinics. [New York Times
  • On “America’s Next Top Model,” the first Native American contestant Mariah Watchman, and the Pocahontas controversy. [Racialicious] Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: The “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” T-Shirt

We're Done
You're wearing a tiny knit ear hat. Read More »
We're Through
You showed up at the club in a baby tee. Read More »

You’re wearing a “Nice Girls Don’t Pepper Spray” shirt? No. Just NO. [Sears.com]

Rihanna’s Father Calls Her “Fat,” Calls Chris Brown “A Nice Guy”

On Abused Women
Facts about Rihanna and other abused women. Read More »
I Was Abused
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Judy McGuire was physically abused by a boyfriend. Read More »
Rihanna's Forgiveness
Collaborating? Rihanna takes her forgiveness of Chris Brown too far. Read More »
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Every week, there’s a news story that makes us go “RIHANNA, GIRL, NO.” It’s not a secret that the pop star’s personal life is worrisome. We knew about Rihanna’s father’s past physical abuse towards her mother during her childhood, but it turns out RiRi’s still flying first class on the Daddy Issues Express. In an interview with Heat magazine, her formerly-estranged dad Ronald Fenty shared his special, terrible brand of parenting. Keep reading »

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