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Whitney Cummings Responds To Sexist “Two And A Half Men” Jerkwad

Sexist Rant
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Two And A Half Men creator rants against too many women on TV. Read More »
Whitney On "Whitney"
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Whitney Cummings on her new sitcom. Read More »
Whitney Talks Comedy
Whitney Cummings on why it's okay for a woman to be pretty in comedy. Read More »
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“You came out of one. You probably spend lot of your time trying to get into one. This is kind of a mixed message. Had I known vaginas were so offensive and appalling to men, I certainly wouldn’t be talking about them.”

– Whitney Cummings is more magnanimous than I would have been following a sexist rant from “Two and a Half Men” co-creator Lee Aronsohn, who groused on Sunday that too many ladies have their own shows on TV, including Whit. ”[W]e’re approaching peak vagina on television, the point of labia saturation,” he complained. “Enough, ladies. I get it. You have periods.” Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Levi Johnston Successfully Impregnates Another Wasilla Lass

Levi's Tell-All
Levi Johnston has penned a Palin family tell-all. Read More »
Stars In His Eyes
Bristol Palin trashes her ex, saying he's "obsessed with the limelight." Read More »
Bristol's V-Card
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Bristol Palin said she slept with Levi Johnston drunk on wine coolers. Read More »
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  • Levi Johnston has impregnated another girl from Wasilla, Alaska: 20-year-old Sunny Oglesby, a teacher whom he’s been dating a year. Levi is also the papa to three-year-old Tripp, his kid with Bristol Palin. What potent sperm he has! [TMZ]
  • Sources say Jaleel White (aka Urkel) threw a hissyfit during a rehearsal for “Dancing With The Stars.” He reportedly shouted at his dancing partner Kym Johnson, called her an idiot, and nearly got physical with cast member Mark Ballas when he tried to intervene. What an asshat. [US Weekly]
  • Fiona Apple released the artwork for her new album, ”The Idler Wheel is wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Whipping Cords will serve you more than Ropes will ever do.” An album with artwork, you guys! Isn’t that quaint? [Consequence Of Sound]
  • Adele will be releasing a new single this year, possibly for the new James Bond movie soundtrack. [Idolator] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Barbie Is Going Bald

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  • Barbie will go bald in honor of kids dealing with cancer and alopecia, Mattel announced on its Facebook page on Friday. Bald Barbies won’t be available in stores, but will be donated directly to sick kids via the Children’s Hospital Association. Aww, this gives me the warm fuzzies. [ONTD]
  • Scope out the first clip of Whitney Houston and Jordin Sparks in “Sparkle,” which debuted on “Today” this morning. [Popdust]
  • Riding a bike can numb your precious ladyflower. Ladies, you have been warned. [Nerve]
  • Eavesdrop on two hours with a male escort. [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Women Swing State Voters Back Obama Over Romney

  • More women voters in swing states support Barack Obama over Mitt Romney, according to a poll by USA Today/Gallup. Obama leads with women 51 percent to Romney’s 42 percent, with the number of women under age 50 who support Romney shrinking. [MSNBC]
  • Black women have more trouble clearing HPV from their bodies, which puts them at greater risk for cervical cancer, according to a new study. Compared with white women, black women’s bodies held onto strains of HPV for six months longer. [AP
  • Goldman Sachs has sold its shares in Backpage.com, a shady “hookup” web site fingered for the sex trafficking of women by New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof. [New York Times] Keep reading »

“Two And A Half Men” Creator Rants Against “Peak Vagina,” “Labia Saturation” On Television

Testosterone TV
This chick likes shows targeted towards dudes. Read More »
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Oh noes, ladies!  The menz! What about the menz!?!? How will they ever have a chance of conquering Western civilization if we keep oppressing them so? These are the concerns of “Two and a Half Men” co-creator Lee Aronsohn, who is fretting about the overrepresentation of women on television. Yesterday, at the Toronto Screenwriting Conference, Aronsohn huffed, “Enough ladies. I get it. You have periods.” Keep reading »

“Beer Goggles” Explained By Science

Bad News On Beer Goggles
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Beer goggles last longer for women, study finds. Read More »
Alcohol makes you smarter!
Studies confirm drinking makes you smarter! Read More »
I Quit Drinking
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What happens when our author quit her epic boozing. Read More »
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We are all familiar with “beer goggles,” otherwise known as the only reason anything happens on “Jersey Shore” ever. Recently, scientists with too much time on their hands have discovered just how “beer googles” work and how they’re harder on lady drinkers. Haha, very funny, Mother Nature. Keep reading »

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