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How To Divvy Up Stuff After A Breakup

Ugly Breakups
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One is the loneliest number, worse than two …

Well, unless he was an asshat. In which case being a Party of One is just fine, thank you. Of course, before you can move onwards and upwards, you have to get your stuff back — whether it’s just a few pairs of dirty panties in his laundry basket or the contents of an entire “girlfriend drawer.” He’s not going to haggle over your cotton thongs (unless he’s a creep, instead of an asshat). But what about the stuff you accumulated together during the relationship?  

Here’s how to make sense of who owns what following a breakup, after the jump … Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Kristen Wiig To Leave “SNL”?

Sequel Without Kristen?
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Who is the fool who thinks you can do a "Bridesmaids" sequel w/out Kristen? Read More »
Bro Of The Year?
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  • Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are ditching “Saturday Night Live” at the end of the season, two sources tell Us Weekly. [Us Weekly]
  • “Star Wars” condoms remind us that in bed, as Yoda says, “Do or do not. There is no try.” [Geekologie]
  • Minka Kelly is still tapping that Wilmer Valderama ass. How does he get so many girls? Amelia suspects he has an enormous penis. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Karl Lagerfeld sent Adele a bucketload of pricy Chanel bags to apologize for calling her “a little too fat” in a French magazine. [The Sun UK]
  • April showers bring May flowers … which means it’s time for you to get a splashingly chic raincoat. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Another “16 & Pregnant” Teen Chooses Abortion

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  • Last night’s episode of “16 & Pregnant” featured 17-year-old teen mom Briana and her older sister Brittany, who decided to have an abortion.  This isn’t the first time MTV has handled an abortion amongst their cast of pregnant teens: in 2010, it aired a one-hour special called “No Easy Decision”, in which young mother Markai Durham had an abortion. [The Stir]
  • Augusta National still refuses to admit female members and the chairman refuses to budge. [Washington Post]
  • Huffington Post has pledged to donate $5,000 to Girls, Inc. for every positive comment written on the Styleist blog post at the link before April 10th. Go ahead, say something nice! [Styleist]
  • The fianceé of Sean Bell, another unarmed young black man who was shot by police, has penned a letter to Trayvon Martin’s parents. [Essence] Keep reading »

Alex Sturrock, Photographer, Could Be The Ex-Boyfriend Who Inspired Adele’s “21″

Adele's New Dude
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Adele Sings!
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Alex Sturrock, a 31-year-old celebrity photographer, has been revealed by a UK magazine as the ex-boyfriend who allegedly inspired Adele’s latest album, 21. In fact, Alex Sturrock’s website features a whole gallery of photos of a young Adele, posing with props like a bulldog or a rose. A source told Heat:

“It was an intense period for them. They met through mutual friends and hit it off straight away. He shot her a few times and that was just it They spent all their time together – and when they weren’t together they would ring each other constantly.”

Previously everyone thought a chap named Slinky Sunbeam had inspired such hearbroken songs like “Someone Like You.” Put perhaps Adele was just trying to throw us off the scent? (Well, good, anyway, because that name is ridic.) Let’s find out some more about this Alex Sturrock character, shall we? Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Rihanna’s Managers “Banned” Her From Seeing Chris Brown

On Abused Women
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Rihanna's Forgiveness
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Evening Quickies
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  • Rihanna’s managers have “banned” her from seeing abusive ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, but sources tell Page Six she’s “rebelling” and “she said she’ll do whatever the hell she wants to.” [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Lawrence has apparently heard that some critics of “The Hunger Games” have suggested she’s too fat, telling a source, “This is hilarious. First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticizing me for looking normal.” True! [PopBytes]
  • A Gordon Ramsay sex tape? The celeb chef’s alleged mistress Sarah Symonds has revealed there could be a sex tape of the two of them. [Starpulse]
  • Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto were spotted canoodling in a restaurant. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Why Do We Care So Much About Fat Betty?

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  • Why do people care so much about that Betty Draper Francis has gotten fat in order to conceal actress January Jones’ pregnancy on “Mad Men”? I know it’s a shocking look for Betty, but people on the interwebs are really freaking out about it. [Personally, I just enjoy a fat suit. -- Editor] [Huffington Post]
  • Darren Criss and Matt Bomer singing Goyte’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” on “Glee” has me crying at my desk. [Nerve]
  • “30 Rock”‘s Alec Baldwin pitched a fit on Twitter after a newspaper reporter showed up at his new fianceé’s yoga class, presumably to get a peek at the ring. [Gothamist]
  • Frisky pal Julianne Smolinski presents the thinking woman’s guide to the bestselling e-book, Fifty Shades Of Grey. [NYMag.com]
  • Dancing made this chick finally love and appreciate her belly. [Gurl.com]
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