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Morning Quickies: Relax, Bobbi Kristina Isn’t Engaged To Her Adopted Brother

Dating Her Brother?
Bobbi Kristina is maybe dating her unofficial adopted brother. Read More »
Bobbi Kristina Drama
Whitney Houston and Bobbi Kristina
Why was Whitney's daughter was rushed to the hospital? Read More »
Bobbi's Drug Pics
Bobbi Kristina says pics of her doing coke aren't what they look like. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian photo
Jon Hamm won't back down from calling Kim Kardashian an "idiot." Read More »
  • Relax, everyone, a rep for Bobbi Kristina Brown says she’s not engaged to her “adopted brother”/boyfriend, Nick Gordon. She’s just wearing Whitney Houston’s ring. And, uh, kissing him in public. [People]
  • Lifetime is remaking “Steel Magnolias” with an all-black cast. Find out who they’ve cast in each role. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Sofia Vergara says you’ll have more fun having sex with a Latina. [Celebitchy]
  • Ten things for celebs to remember when taking nude cell phone pics. [Funny Or Die]
  • A year in the life of Michael Fassbender’s penis. [Vanity Fair]
  • Pregnant Snooki will be coming back for season six of “Jersey Shore,” which sounds like a terrible idea. [MTV]
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Evening Quickies: Jon Hamm Digs His Kardashian Hole A Little Bit Deeper

Jon's Idiot Comments
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Jon Hamm called Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian "idiots." Read More »
Kim Is Not Happy
Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian photo
Kim Kardashian called Jon Hamm "careless" for trashing her. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Gwyneth Paltrow insists she didn't ghostwrite her cookbook. Read More »
Jon Hamm and Kim Kardashian photo
  • The cast of “Mad Men” hit “The Today Show” and of course they asked Jon Hamm about his recent remarks implying that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are “f**king idiots,” which Kim did not appreciate. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than that car-crash sensibility,” said Hamm. His co-star Vincent Kartheiser then spoke up and said “I agree with everything [Hamm]. I mean, I think our society enjoys to turn on the television and seeing someone who is awful; they can say, ‘At least I’m not as terrible as that person.’” That’s just the “Mad Men” cast, spittin’ truth. [The FW]
  • What do we think of Katy Perry’s cover of Jay-Z and Kanye’s song “Ni**as In Paris”? At least she said “ninjas” instead of the N-word and didn’t really try to rap … [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Justin Bieber gets beaten to a bloody pulp on the cover of Complex. (Warning: it’s gross.) [Complex]
  • Awesome outfits inspired by Katniss Everdeen. [Betty Confidential]
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Today’s Lady News: Utah Governor Vetoes Abstinence Sex Ed Bill

  • Utah’s governor Gary Herbert, a Republican, vetoed a bill that would have forced all sexual education classes to only teach abstinence, with no mention of contraception, as well as be “opt-in” instead of “opt-out.” The Utah bill would also have forbidden any discussion of homosexuality. Anyone else scared that this bill passed Utah’s state House and Senate in the first place? [Think Progress]
  • Tennessee’s House Health and Human Resources Committee will take up a bill this week that would require the names of abortion providers, as well as demographic information about women who have abortions, to be listed online. Anti-abortion activists are using the “it’s more information!” smokescreen, while pro-choice activists say this is just another way of trying to intimidate doctors and women. [Feminist.org]
  • Why did a profile of feminist activist Gloria Steinem run in the “Fashion & Style” section of The New York Times? I mean, really, people!  [NY Times]
  • And let’s discuss: do we really need another Gloria Steinem, anyway? [Bitch Magazine]
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It’s Time To Cry: Lesbian Couple Gets Engaged During Hockey Halftime

Lesbianism Adventures
This author is a lesbian, but also enjoys having sex with men. Read More »
Being Gay Is A Choice
Cynthia Nixon photo
So says Cynthia Nixon, who has been both gay and straight. Read More »
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I’m a sucker for proposal videos, but this one is a two four Kleenex affair. On Saturday night, a woman named Christina proposed to her girlfriend Alicia during halftime at a Senators/Maple Leafs game while cheesy music plays in the background. If we can forget for a moment that public proposals are horrifying, this one is actually sweet: a lesbian couple can declare in front of a packed auditorium and the audience claps and cheers. Sniffle, sniffle.  [Yahoo]

Idaho To Vote On Bill Forcing Ultrasound Before Abortion

Transvaginal Ultrasound
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VA governor backs off the bill. Read More »
State-Sanctioned Rape
Virginia is considering mandating a transvaginal ultrasound. Read More »
Abortion Rights
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All of The Frisky's posts about reproductive rights. Read More »
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Idaho’s state senate may vote as early as today on a bill that will force women to get a medically unnecessary ultrasound before terminating an unwanted pregnancy. Anti-abortion activists say forcing a woman to have an ultrasound gives her “more information” before an abortion. Pro-choice activists and doctors say this is just another a tactic to restrict middle- and low-income women’s access to abortion, as the additional cost can be prohibitively expensive for women who already may be struggling to pay to end an unwanted pregnancy.

And guess who would love to jump in and “help” with that financial conundrum? Idaho’s so-called “crisis pregnancy centers,” which offer free ultrasounds to women but are staffed by anti-abortion activists — not actual doctors! — who will do everything, including lie to women, to stop them from terminating a pregnancy. Several cities around the country have actually passed legislation to thwart CPCs from misleading women.  

So, to recap: Idaho women would be forced by law to have an ultrasound and if they cannot afford that ultrasound, the only place they could get one for free would be from anti-abortion activists.

Let’s have a big round of applause for women’s health care in America, everybody!

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Charlize Theron Wants A Piece Of The Legendary Fass-Dong

Fassbender Penis
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Micheal Fassbender says his penis is no big deal. We beg to disagree. Read More »
"Shame" Trailer
Michael Fassbender photo
Watch the trailer for Michael Fassbender's new movie, "Shame." Watch »
Fassbender Butt
Michael Fassbender commercial
Behold, Michael Fassbender's naked butt. Read More »
Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron photo

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that [Michael Fassbender] chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them. Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”

– Charlize Theron accepted a Human Rights Campaign award from Michael Fassbender on Saturday night and as is common courtesy, used the opportunity to praise the size of his cock. I hope she wasn’t referring to adorable little Patton Oswalt here. [E! Online]
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