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Frisky Q&A: Shallon Lester, Star Of MTV’s “Downtown Girls”

I was not prepared to like Shallon Lester, the star of MTV‘s newest reality show, “Downtown Girls.” I mean, she’s on an MTV reality show, right?! These are the people who foisted Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt upon our unsuspecting souls. I prepared myself for MTV’s latest skinny blonde offering to the couch potato gods to be predictably detestable.

Alas, Shallon is not going to be the next reality star we’ll love to hate. At least not yet, anyway. Keep reading »

Lauren Conrad Or Laura Bush: Who’s Got The Worst Case Of Crazy Eyes?

Oh, look, Laura Bush in her memoir Spoken From The Heart and Lauren Conrad in her style manual Style have the same blind book designer doing their cover art.

Scary! Tell us, who wore the “crazy eyes” look better, Laura or L.C.? Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Virginia School Tries To Figure Out Who Gave “Fetus Dolls” To Kids

  • Wow, this will be one interesting faculty meeting: an employee at Oakwood Elementary School in Virginia was placed on administrative leave last Thursday after it was discovered that 4-inch-tall plastic human fetus dolls were handed out to third-, fourth- and fifth-grade students. Apparently, the fetus dolls, which were not instruction materials meant for class, were handed out over the past few months and came attached with a “pro-life” message and information on the first 12 weeks of fetal growth. Oakwood’s principal has also been placed on leave while an investigation takes place. [HamptonRoads.com]
  • Sarah Palin is still saying she might run for president. Or more specifically: “I’m not going to close any door that perhaps would open.” [Gawker]

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Pint-Sized Paparazzi: Kids Reenact TMZ

What happens when little kids run gossip blog/tv show TMZ? Grover is not happy to be trailed by pint-sized paparazzi and teaches kids colorful new (bleeped-out) phrases like “f**k you!” and “I don’t give a s**t!” [Babelgum] Keep reading »

“What Would You Do?” Sees How Strangers React To An Abusive Relationship

Warning: this clip from a new ABC TV show called “What Would You Do?” is hard to watch, even though I know the “abusive boyfriend” and the “abused girlfriend” are only actors.

On four different occasions, “What Would You Do?” filmed diners at a restaurant watching two “couples” — one white, one black — sit down at a table when the “girlfriend” has obviously just been beat up. In both cases the “girlfriend,” who has cuts on her face and bruises on her arms, is terrified of her “boyfriend” and tells him to stop making a scene in public. Of course, he does not stop making a scene at all and only escalates his anger in front of all the other diners.

Good Samaritan strangers step in to help these abused “girlfriends.” Except when they are dressed provocatively, that is. Keep reading »

Quotable: Will.i.am Is A Boob Man

“I’m not a gold digger, I’m a boob digger. I like boobs.”

Will.i.am from The Black Eyed Peas, who unfortunately did not call himself a “butt digger,” because that would have been awesome. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Sentencing: Drinking Ban, Alcohol Bracelet, Random Drug Testing

Party time’s over, Lindz! Days after Lindsay Lohan missed her court appearance while she partied in Cannes replaced her lost passport, today she faced a Los Angeles Superior Court judge for a sentencing smackdown: a drinking ban, an alcohol bracelet and random weekly drug testing. Lohan also must attend all of her alcohol counseling sessions unless they interfere with a random drug test. All this and she’s not only out $100,000 for the bond posted for her arrest after missing last Thursday’s court appearance, but her creep-o father, Michael Lohan, attended today’s hearing (although he was mercifully not allowed to speak). Bummer, dude. At least her attorney says “they think they know” who “stole” her passport. So there’s some good news.

Lohan also took some out of her busy schedule to talk with Hollywood.tv about those her passport woes, partying rumors, her felonious father and those alleged coke photos. Her explanation: “I was just taking a picture with a fan!” Still, I feel kinda bad for Lindsay. Girlfriend looks hella stressed. [CNN] Keep reading »

Zoe Saldana: The Crotch Shot That Wasn’t

Are you looking, Britney and Paris? Zoe Saldana shows party girls how to exit a car swarmed by the paparazzi and still preserve the dignity of their beautiful lady-flower. Her big secret? Pants! Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian’s Dictionary Must Have A Different Definition Of “Skinny”

A taut-stomached, bikini-clad Kim Kardashian will “never be one of those skinny girls” — wha-wha-what? I know she’s got typically un-Hollywood-esque curves and all, but damn, if that’s still not a skinny figure, what is? [Shape] Keep reading »

Journalist Discovers Conclusively That Lady Gaga Doesn’t Have A Penis

Breaking news: Lady Gaga does not — repeat, DOES NOT — have a penis. After a night out at a Berlin sex party (where else?), U.K. journalist Caitlin Moran snuck a peek while Gaga peed through her fishnets (?!?!) at 3 a.m. in a VIP toilet and solved the mystery that even Oprah couldn’t put to death:

For the first year of her career, massive internet rumours claimed that Gaga was, in fact, a man — a rumour so strong that Oprah had to question her about it, when Gaga appeared on her show. Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis.

There you have it. And still Megan Fox is the one who gets dumped on for saying ever-more ridiculous statements about herself to get attention. [Times Of London UK] Keep reading »

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