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Evening Quickies: Lady Gaga’s Ex Threatening To Release Old Songs

Open Letter To Gaga
An open letter to Lady Gaga about Luc Carl. Read More »
Celeb Ex Run-Ins
Celebs have awkward ex run-ins too. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Angelina Jolie's role at the United Nations has been promoted. Read More »
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  • Lady Gaga’s ex-boyfriend and former producer Rob Fusari is threatening to release some of Gaga’s unfinished tracks from 2006 and 2007. [PopCrush]
  • BDSM erotica writer E.L. James claims she wrote 50 Shades Of Grey because she was having a midlife crisis. [Nerve]
  • Also, 50 reasons not to read 50 Shades Of Grey. [The Gloss]
  • Comedian Aziz Ansari explains what guys really think when they text you. [Gurl.com]
  • Everybody calm down: the gun Pippa Middleton’s friend flashed at Paris paparazzi was only a toy. [New York Post] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Extra-Large Condom Ad Zeroes In On Ladies Scared Of Big Penises

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  • Big penises have us running to lock ourselves in the bathroom, don’t they, ladies? That’s what the ad agency behind a (real?) ad for Prudence Extra-Large Condoms wants to think. Although the idea of the ad is clever — a long, wordy rant from a guy trying to be “persuasive” — the actual text is kind of rapey, especially the line about “the screams are part of the fragile lady role.” Sorry, bros, but your condom ad is not sexy. [Buzzfeed]
  • Are black women “thinspo” blogs — aka, “thin inspiration” blogs — on the rise? [Clutch Magazine]
  • Meet Katie Ricks, the first-ever openly lesbian minister to be ordained by the Presbyterian Church. [Pam’s House Blend] Keep reading »

Bartenders Claim Pervy Ghost Likes To Pinch Their Butts

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Talk about sexual harassment in the workplace: Bartenders at a pub in the UK say someone in their bar is indiscriminately pinching their butts. But it’s not a patron whose getting grabby … it’s a ghost. Both male and female staff at The Queens Arms in Birmingham report feeling “a very firm pinch” which happens “day and night.” They assume it’s from a “small, bald, smartly-dressed” phantom who haunts the 170-year-old pub, moving chairs, singing and causing mysterious puffs of smoke. Explained the manager, in adorable British parlance, “You turn round, but there’s no one there. It’s most off-putting.” Most off-putting, indeed! And wily, too. At least if a drunken patron was getting fresh there would be some sort of physical entity to slap. [Daily Mail UK]

Rick Santorum Should Have 72-Hour Waiting Period Before He Can Abort His Campaign

Santorum Drops Out
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Ding dong, the witch is dead! Read More »
Rick To Rape Victims
Rick Santorum talks to Piers Morgan
"Make the best out of a bad situation!" Read More »
Frothy Santorum Drink
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Perhaps we'll knock back a few on Election Night? Read More »
Rick Santorum aborts his campaign
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Not that I wanted Sen. Rick Santorum to continue his presidential campaign of caveman asshattery. But it doesn’t seem fair that he should get to just, you know, choose that choice for himself while women around the country are forced to wait up to 72 hours to make a decision about their own freakin’ uterus. Ashley Judd, Michelle Trachtenberg, and a couple other ladies have the best idea on how to fix this injustice: Rick Santorum should have a 72-day waiting period — and a healthy dose of “non-judgmental” lecturing — before he can abort his campaign. Rick, are you sure this is the right decision? Are you suuuure?  [Funny Or Die]

Equal Pay Day Ryan Gosling Thinks You Should Ask For That Raise

Ryan To The Rescue!
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The Gos is back in NYC and he's already saved a life. Read More »
Ryan's Street Fight
Ryan Gosling is caught on film breaking up a fight. Read More »
The Goservention
Amelia's addiction to Ryan Gosling must be stopped. Read More »
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Ryan Gosling memes never get old — especially not on Equal Pay Day, a date symbolizing the extra days a woman will have to work in 2012 in order to earn, on average, the same amount as a male counterpart did in 2011. You know, that “equal pay for equal work” stuff that feminists are always blabbing about. You can learn all about the pay gap between men and women right here … but I’m warning you, it won’t be as easy on the eyes as The Gos. [The Daily MusePay-Equity.org]

A Guide To Nifty Thrifting

Thrift Store Scoring
We show you how to do it. Read More »
Bad Thrift Smell
And how to get rid of it. Read More »
"Thrift Wars"
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We're totally watching this new reality show about thrift store shopping. Read More »
Frisky Craves
8 Weird Things That Happen To Us When We're Ovulating
All our Crave posts in one place. Find out what we're craving! Read More »
I Brake For Yard Sales book photo

Spring is here and that means yard sale season is upon us. Think that rummaging through your neighbors’ bargain-priced junk sounds like the pits? Think again. Yard sales (and their classy older sister, estate sales) are the place to score vintage clothes, gently used books, and fab furniture that just needs a fresh coat of paint. I thought Saturday morning yard sale scrounges were my little secret, but it turns out “Good Morning America” correspondent Lara Spencer is a bargain maven. I Brake For Yard Sales: and Flea Markets, Thrift Shops, Auctions and the Occasional Dumpster is her ode to thrift shopping and filled with her tips and tricks. (Sharp elbows for nudging out those greedy eBay re-sellers not included!) [$14.50, Amazon.com]

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