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Match.com Date Defends Finance Dude’s Spreadsheet O’ Ladies

Be My BF: Spreadsheet Guy
This guy made a spreadsheet of all his Match.com dates. Read More »
I Found A BF Online
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How I found a boyfriend online dating. Yes, it really happens! Read More »
Online Dating Lies
Here's some of the whoppers people use in their profile. Read More »

I am not the only one who finds Dave The Finance Guy Who Kept Track Of His Match.com Dates On A Spreadsheet adorably well-organized. One of the ladies he met off of Match.com is now defending Dave’s speadsheet o’ ladies, which leaked to the press earlier this week— and she’s pissed at the woman who leaked the list in the first place.   Keep reading »

Australian Company Offers Double Pay To Moms Who Return To Work

Staying At Home
Stay at home moms are front and center this election season. Read More »
On Marrying Up
Let's be realistic about the finances it takes to raise a family. Read More »
Single Mom Speaks
Rick Santorum can kiss this single, working mother's ass. Read More »
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As an incentive for working mothers not to drop out of the workforce, the Insurance Australia Group (IAG) is offering double pay for new moms for their first six weeks back from maternity leave. The double-pay incentive is on top of IAG’s 14 weeks paid maternity leave after giving birth or adopting a child, plus an Australian law that either gives parents up to 18 weeks pay at minimum wage or a $5,800 “baby bonus,” whichever is greater. Color me impressed, Aussies. Keep reading »

Bra Gun Holster? Hmm, I Just Don’t Know About Packing Heat Between My Boobs

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A bra gun holster probably makes more sense to ardent NRA fans and gun-owners. Right? I hope so, because as much as I believe in a lady’s right to own a gun, carrying it between her ta-tas sounds like a terrible idea. The $40 Flashbang Bra Gun Holster is a Kydex pouch, molded to fit the special model of gun, and it attaches to the piece of bra fabric between your two cups. The gun doesn’t hide in your boobs; it actually hangs free under them.  Pistol-packing lasses can whip the gun free by merely yanking it — after reaching down the front of their shirt first, of course. I’d be way too afraid I’d shoot myself in the boob, or worse, to pack heat in my bazoombas. I wonder what the NRA’s stance is on reconstructive breast surgery for dopey accidents. [Wired]

Now You Can Learn Spanking, Kink In Actual “50 Shades Of Grey” Classes

50 Shades Of Grey
This erotica book is sweeping the nation. Read More »
Submissive Sex
Newsflash: feminists are not against submissve sex. Read More »
Getting Spanked
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There is a first time for everything! Read More »
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One NYC-branch of sex shop Toys In Babeland is (wisely) capitalizing on the new “mommy porn” 50 Shades Of Grey craze with cocktail party classes teaching Kinky Sex 101. The open-to-the-public classes will be free; the first 25 kinkster guests will go home with a Christian Grey-approved goody bag: a paddle, necktie, satin bondage kit, edible spanking powder (?!), and vibrating nipple clamps. (Yes, really.) Private classes are being held for more exclusive folks; the NYC-based blog Gothamist seems to think Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany are attending. Oh, be still, my heart.

It’s silly that  Toys In Babeland have to call this a “50 Shades” class instead of what it is — bondage/dominance/sadomasochism, or BDSM — but I guess too many people think a little kink in the bedroom is freaky. But whatever. I’ve already RSVPed and enlisted two girlfriends to come with. [Gothamist]

Morning Quickies: Jessie J Insists She’s Not A Lesbian

Lesbian Adventures
This author is a lesbian, but also enjoys having sex with men. Read More »
Lesbian-Beiber Hair
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Lesbians who look like Justin Bieber refuse to accept his new hair cut. Read More »
Lesbian Vs. Straight Sex
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Lesbian sex changed the writer's definition of "straight sex." Read More »
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  • Jessie J insists she is not a lesbian, as claimed by a new unauthorized biography, but bisexual. [PopCrush
  • What were the songs on Dick Clark’s first-ever Top 10 list back in 1963? (Hint: Elvis is one of ‘em.) [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Jon Hamm, your super-scruffy beard is on notice. [Betty Confidential]
  • Here’s how to order dee-lish drinks from Starbucks’ “secret menu.” [The FW]
  • Kevin Costner in “The Bodyguard” and five other Secret Service agents who would never sleep with prostitutes on the job. [Modern Man]
  • And now, more news from Jessica Simpson’s vagina: pain from a vaginal birth scares “the bejeezus out of her” so she is undergoing hypnotherapy to calm down, but also considering a C-section. [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Katy Perry Having Second Thoughts?

Katy's New BF
Meet Baptiste Giabiconi, the male model keeping Katy warm at night. Read More »
Russell's Sex Demands
Vicious rumors say Katy couldn't satisfy Russell's sexual appetite. Read More »
Katy & Russell Split
Russell Brand has filed for divorce from Katy Perry after 14 months. Read More »
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