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7 Real-Life Human Barbie Dolls

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world … For most of us, “Barbie Girl” was just a catchy pop song in the summer of 1997. But for some truly special individuals women, the Barbie doll lifestyle and the cartoonish femininity it suggests is a dedicated way of life. This here is Valeria Lukyanova, 21, of Russia, a normal-looking, pretty blonde woman … until she pops in blue contact lenses and piles on the makeup, at which point she totally looks like a Barbie doll come alive. Valeria’s wallpapered her Facebook page with pics of herself resembling the Mattel doll and the glassy-eyed vacant look is so severe, some people wonder if she’s even real. Photoshop hoax? “Real girl”? You be the judge. [Daily Mail UK]

After the jump, let’s meet some more real-life human Barbie dolls you might chance upon in the Barbie Dream House.

Morning Quickies: Megan Fox Is Pregnant, Tabloid Claims

Preggo Rumors
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Rumors are circulating that Megan Fox is knocked up. Read More »
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  • Megan Fox is reportedly pregnant with her first child, a source tells Star magazine. Preggo rumors have been circulating for awhile, but supposedly this source is legit. Fox and her husband Brian Austin Green have yet to confirm the pregnancy, though, so stay tuned for more info. [Celebrity CafeHollywood Life]
  • Sinead O’Connor released a statement on Monday saying she is “very unwell” with bipolar disorder and has cancelled her upcoming tour. Earlier this year, she got quickie-married, then broke up, then married again — and we knew something was wrong. We’re so happy she’s been diagnosed and is being treated. Get well soon, Sinead! [Us Weekly]
  • Reasons you should never “think like a man.” [Gurl]
  • Some random former neighbor of Rihanna’s on Barbados is speaking out about RiRi’s unabashed love of marijuana: “She’s just having fun. She is from the islands and you expect her not to like weed? Of course she likes weed.” [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Kevin Federline’s Aunt Penned An Erotic Novel About His Marriage To Britney

Britney Is Engaged!
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Britney Spears is engaged to her longtime boyfriend Jason Trawick. Read More »
Big Spender Brit
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Morning Quickies
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Carey Mulligan married Marcus Mumford this weekend in the UK! Read More »
  • Kevin Federline’s aunt Diane Story has penned an erotic e-book inspired by star-crossed lovers Britney Spears and K-Fed. Pop Baby Krissy Doucet, as the erotic e-book is called, stars young pop star Krissy and dancer Keenan Fazio. It’s all yours for $4.99 on April 26. YOU GUYS, NO. Maybe it will be kind of like 50 Shades Of Grey with Cheese Doodles? [PopCrush]
  • Lindsay Lohan has officially been cast as Elizabeth Taylor in a new Lifetime original movie, “Liz and Dick,” about the late icon’s love affair with Richard Burton. Don’t screw this one up, LiLo! [Uptown Magazine]
  • Prince Harry is headed back to the United States. Be still, my heart. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chris Brown is selling … puppies? [PopBytes]
  • Jennifer Hudson broke down on the witness stand, testifying against her ex-brother-in-law for the murder of her mother, brother and nephew in 2008. Jennifer said her family did not like how William Balfour treated her sister and nephew and warned her sister against marrying the guy.  [People] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Mitt Romney Spokesman Furiously Deleting Sexist Tweets

  • A new spokesman hired by Mitt Romney has furiously deleted tweets in which he made sexist comments about Callista Gingrich, Hillary Clinton and First Lady Michelle Obama. Richard Grenell has defended himself by saying tweets about Callista Gingrich’s appearance, for example, were only meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Uh huh. [Talking Points Memo
  • Wisconsin’s Planned Parenthood clinics have suspended use of the abortion pill (also called non-surgical abortions) after a new anti-abortion law has required women to visit a doctor at least three times before taking the abortion pill. [MSNBC]
  • A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services found significant health disparities for transgender folks, including those exacerbated by discrimination and prejudice. [Think Progress]
  • Foreign Policy magazine asked female politicians to play a game of “Women In Politics” Mad Libs. [Foreign Policy] Keep reading »

Demi Lovato: Club Promoters Gave Me Free Drugs

Demi's Diagnosis
Demi Lovato says she has bipolar disorder. Read More »
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“I would come off stage in front of 18,000 people and suddenly be alone in a hotel room. I’d come crashing down and would try to find a way to recreate that feeling, to stay ‘up.’ Promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in restaurants or clubs. They wanted me to come back so I would be seen there. They were basically kissing my ass. I thought they were my friends. I thought I was having fun. Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says ‘no’. That’s why so many end up overdosing and dying. It could definitely have happened to me.” 

– Demi Lovato opened up in the UK magazine Fabulous about her drug addiction, which, although she doesn’t name it directly, implies she was using an upper like cocaine. Demi has been in and out of rehab and also been public about her diagnosis of bipolar disorder, bulimia and cutting. I’ve been impressed with her candor and I’m really impressed now that she seems to have self-awareness about herself, her addictions, and her so-called “friends”/the people who enable her. There’s nothing sadder than someone who never hears the word “no” and has no idea people are kissing their ass. [TMZ]

Kate Middleton Freezes Her Princess Face With Bee Venom

The Pippa Buttlift
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The "Pippa Middleton buttlift" is all the rage. Read More »
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Your constant perfection is kinda depressing. Read More »
Kate "Thinspiration"
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Kate Middleton is "thinspiration" on pro-anorexia web sites. Read More »
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Kate Middleton isn’t just an English rose glowing with natural beauty. She also fancies a bit of bee venom on her skin — AKA “natural” Botox — to sooth lines and wrinkles. Her stepmother-in-law, Camilla Parker-Bowles, turned her on to the $265 bee venom facial by aesthetician Deborah Mitchell, who works with Victoria Beckham and Kylie Minogue. Mitchell runs a London spa called Heaven and has been working with Camilla for seven years; no doubt due in part to her discretion regarding celeb clients, she began working with Kate shortly after her engagement. Keep reading »

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