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FL Library Removes “50 Shades Of Grey” From Shelves

Casting "Fifty Shades"
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50 Shades Of Grey may well be one of the worst-written books ever. But being a blight on the face of literature isn’t the reason Brevard County Public Library in Florida pulled the BDSM erotica novel from shelves: they called 50 Shades ”pornography.” But Brevard County is not consistent in what they consider “pornographic” and what they consider simply “erotic”; The New York Times found other sexy books on the shelves, like The Complete Kama Sutra and Lolita. A spokesman for the county government said the latter books were acceptable because they had “become part of the societal mainstream.” Here’s hoping this is the work of overzealous local government officials, not librarians themselves. In any case, is this a plus-one in the Florida column for keeping such terrible writing away from readers? Or a minus-one for censorship? I’m not even sure. [NY Times]

13 Signs He’s A Selfish Lover

Guys Fake Orgasms
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Sex Drought?
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23 Bad Sex Moves
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G-Spot found?
Researcher claims he found the G-spot in an 83-year-old dead lady. Read More »
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You can say a lot of things about sex with a Frisky girl, but one thing you can’t say is that we’re stingy. Nope, we’re like Oprah on her “My Favorite Things” episode only with, uh, blowjobs.

However, we are not always so fortunate with the gentlemen with whom we choose to share our beds. I know this will come as a complete shock to you, but there’s some greedy, selfish lovers out there who just take-take-take and then roll over and fall asleep. There’s nothing sadder than a snoring man in your bed and you’re getting yourself off with your vibrator. Nope, not even doggies without legs.

We polled our ladyfriends on this startling phenomenon and here’s the true-life tales of selfish lovers past: 

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Nightmares About Her Boobs Shrinking

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Small Boobs Rule!
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“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working. They had tubes and I was trying to work, but they kept getting smaller. I was like: ‘Guys, don’t take them away!’ I’m getting issues about it, I think.”

– I would love to be a fly on the wall when Jennifer Love Hewitt discusses this nightmare in therapy.  [The Sun UK]

Morning Quickies: Prince Harry Hooking Up With Ex Chelsy Davy

Prince Harry Naked!
Prince Hot Ginge's nude photos hit the internet! Read More »
Who Is Mollie King?
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Prince Harry's been dating a singer from The Saturdays. Read More »
Prince Harry's Love Life
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Who should Prince Harry date next (other than me, obvs)? Read More »
Harry & Chelsy Split
Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry photo
Harry and longtime GF Chelsy Davy are no more. Read More »
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  • Prince Harry is hooking up with his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy, the Daily Mail UK claims, but these ex-lovebirds are keeping it on the sly. Chelsy is reportedly not interested in the “royal lifestyle” but the pair has been on-again-off-again for years. So I guess he and Mollie King are dunzo? [Celebitchy]
  • Rihanna pissed off “Saturday Night Live” cast and crew by blowing off the final dress rehearsal this weekend, claiming to be sick. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • New couple alert! Tyra Banks and Drake were seen canoodling in Disneyland. Don’t these chuckleheads know that Disneyland is Ryan Gosling’s dating territory? [Essence]
  • Justin Bieber has finally finished high school, which makes us feel slightly less pervy for thinking his “Boyfriend” video was hawt. [PopCrush]
  • Of course “Tanning Mom” got spoofed on “SNL.” [The FW] Keep reading »

Crew Team’s “Check Out Our Cox” Shirts Fail To Amuse

Check our Our Cox

I dunno, I think “Check out our cox” is a pretty funny slogan for a men’s crew team. (The person who directs the boat is called the coxswain or cox for short.) But a student who witnessed the Tuft’s University men’s crew team wearing their “Check out our cox” shirts to a Spring Fling dance was not amused, and filed a “bias incident” report of sexism. The team was then suspended from rowing by their own coaches, which would have kept them out of an important championship game. Fortunately the suspension was lifted by the president of Tufts — correctly assessing that people were perhaps being a wee bit too sensitive. Please, let the preppies have their penis puns! [Boston.comTufts Daily]

Evening Quickies: Brad Pitt Didn’t Get Angelina Jolie The Right Engagement Ring

Look At Her Ring!
Let's get a better look at Angie's rock. Read More »
Brad Disses Jen?
Says life with her "wasn't interesting." Read More »
Morning Quickies
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
No, Kanye, a duet with Kim Kardashian is a terrible idea. Read More »
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