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Super Girly-Girl Jellies

Unless your name is Courtney Stodden and you are content to frolick on the sand in six-inch stilettos, you are probably in the market for some beachy footwear right now. These Express jellies are glossy, easily-washable, and super-feminine with their big bow in the front. Buy a couple pairs and match ‘em to your pedicure. You are trying to get that cute lifeguard’s attention, aren’t you? [$24.90, Express]

Maggie Gyllenhaal Talks Vibrators (Again)

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Maggie's Vibrators
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“[My] favorite thing was a woman in Italy said to me, ‘Which do you think has done more for women’s equality and emancipation, the vibrator or the dishwasher?’”

– Poor Maggie Gyllenhaal. All her promotion for “Hysteria” — her new film with Hugh Dancy about the invention of the vibrator — is going to force her to talk about vibrators. Again. And again. And again. She must be getting so bored. (And horny.) However, I do love how one commenter on this interview with the New York Times answered, “Neither — the birth control pill and the washing machine.” That’s probably true. [NY Times]

Morning Quickies: Lady Gaga Dumps Taylor Kinney

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  • Lady Gaga and her boyfriend Taylor Kinney are dunzo. “The Vampire Diaries” star was “all about himself” and “was never that attentive,” according to friends of Gaga. And that’s just not going to work for her! [PopCrushNew York Daily News]
  • Happy birthday, Christina Hendricks! In her honor, let’s look back at Joan Holloway’s best outfits on “Mad Men.” [Betty Confidential]
  • Meet Tanner, the blind golden retriever, who has a new leash on life — I mean, lease — with his very own guide dog. [The FW]
  • Can’t get enough “Somebody That I Used To Know”? Here’s the top 10 covers of the Gotye song. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • “No boys allowed” at prom?! [Gurl.com] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: How Much Is Jessica Simpson’s New Baby Worth?

Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
Jessica's Pregnant!
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  • Jessica Simpson’s newborn daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson could be worth $14 million in branding, if Jess decides to add new mom-and-baby products to her line, says an expert. And you know Jess is going to seize that opportunity. [Fox News
  • Rihanna tweeted raunchy pics of herself with exotic dancers at a strip club. Of course she did. [PopCrush]
  • Rapper Wiz Khalifa has been busted with pot for the second time in 10 days. Dude, are you trying to go to jail? [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Fifteen baby animals celebrating Mother’s Day with their mommies. I repeat, baby animals! [The FW]
  • Orange “tanning mom” Patricia Krentcil plead not guilty to child endangerment for allegedly bringing her five-year-old to the tanning salon. [People
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Today’s Lady News: Afghan Teen Flees “Honor Killing”

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  • If you read one news article today, read this one: NPR has a powerful story about a teenage girl in rural Afghanistan who ran away from her family after she feared a so-called “honor killing” by her brothers because she talked to a boy on her cellphone. The girl ended up staying on a military base until she could be placed in an Afghan women’s shelter, where she eventually was matched up with a husband. It’s a bizarre happily-ever-after story, but one I found extremely touching. [NPR]
  • Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton (D) vetoed an anti-abortion bill that would have increased restrictions on abortion providers and limited access to the morning-after pill by requiring doctors to be present for both the prescribing and taking of the pill. [Huffington Post
  • Techies! Ever wondered how many women hold IT jobs, run tech startups, or earn degrees in computer science? Women Who Tech has a handy-dandy infographic with all the details. [Women Who Tech]
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How Young Barack Obama Wooed The Ladies, According To His Ex-GFs

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Once upon a time, a young college student named Barry transferred from Occidental College in California to Columbia University. The year was 1981. The fashion styles were perhaps regrettable. And the young man was Barack Obama, who later went on to become the first African-American president of the United States. In a new cover story in Vanity Fair, two of the president’s ex-girlfriends from that time — Alex McNear and Genevieve Cook — opened up about Obama as a young man. That includes what everyone wants to know — how he wooed women. Keep reading »

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