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Today’s Lady News: “Female Logic” The Actual Name Of A Game Show

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  • “Female Logic” is the actual name of a game show in the country of Georgia, which borders Europe and Russia. The show is being targeted by human rights activists because it’s f**king offensive as shit. On “Female Logic,” six men win a cash prize if they correctly predict how six young, pretty women will answer questions about stuff like astronomy. [IWPR]
  • An Alabama state representative who once tried to ban any book that “promotes homosexuality” is now trying to drastically restrict access to the morning-after pill.  Despite the fact that the FDA recently stated EC should be available on the shelves for all women, State Rep. Gerald Allen (R) proposed a bill requiring a woman to take EC under a doctor’s supervision and have a follow-up visit to ensure taking the pill was effective. [Think Progress]
  • The Vatican has reprimanded a group of nuns for challenging the male-only priesthood and promoting “radical feminist themes incompatible with the Catholic faith.” [New York Times] Keep reading »

Care For Some Breast Milk With Your Oreo Cookie? (NSFW)

On the subject of breastfeeding in public, I’m the most hippie-dippy of the hippy-dippies. Whip those puppies out any place you want, mama!

But one place I’ll agree breastmilk does not belong is this South Korean Oreo cookie ad.  (See the full pic after the jump.) Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Finance Dude Who Tracks His Match.com Dates On A Spreadsheet

Be My Boyfriend: Meth Guy
He ate a bobcat while on meth, so what? Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Hair Guy
Evan is addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »

Some women may look at Dave, the finance dude who emailed his Match.com date a spreadsheet he keeps of all the women he’s been dating, with notes, and think, Ugh. What a pig!

But me? I see a man with an attention to detail. Details like “looks really pretty” and “mixed bag of pictures but great bod.” Keep reading »

13 Silly Things Girls Worry About On A First Date

First Dates Suck
Why the first time you go out with someone blows. Read More »
Stop Worrying!
Common first date fears you don't really need to worry about. Read More »
Cute In The Cold
WTF Christmas Stock Photos
How do you look cute on a first date when it's chilly out? Read More »
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Butterflies in your stomach are the best part of a first date, but sometimes those butterflies morph into Mothra-sized paranoia. Take me last night, for instance. My head was intellectually telling me I looked totally baller and what guy wouldn’t want to go out on a date with me?  My nervous energy was telling me, “You are going to spill your drink in your lap. Because you are a klutz. And then will die alone and be eaten by cats.”

Sound farfetched? Last week I sprayed perfume in my eye. Yesterday, I somehow spilled waffles and whipped cream on my laptop. (Don’t ask.) These things happen to me. Last night, the running commentary in my head was Don’t be a klutz, don’t be a klutz, don’t be a klutz … and a litany of other things. Here are other silly things girls worry about on a first date…

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Manic Pixie Dream Girl Rehab Is For Only The Most Whimsical Cases

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One Tiny Hand
Why are manic pixie dream girls getting dumber? Read More »
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They tried to make her go to rehab … and she said no, no, no, the glitter glue hearts on my ukelele are not dry yet!  [Flavorwire]

Morning Quickies: Mel Gibson Screams Expletives In New Audio

Mel's Gun, Threats
Mel Gibson reportedly pointed a gun at his ex-gf and threatened her. Read More »
"Emotional Buttons"
Mel Gibson says his ex-gf "pushed my emotional buttons." Read More »
Mel On His Rants
Mel Gibson finally responds to his leaked rants. Read More »
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  • Mel Gibson is still a very, very angry man. Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, who last week released an open letter detailing violent threats he’s overheard from Mel, gave a recording [NSFW audio here] to entertainment news blog The Wrap in which the star screams dirty language. Eszterhas claims Mel went off on houseguests at his Costa Rica home; the NSFW audio has Mel screaming words like “c**t” and “filthy cocksucker whore.” Rage issues, anyone?  [The Wrap]
  • Ryan Seacrest has released a statement on the death of his friend and mentor Dick Clark, who died yesterday at 82. [PopCrush]
  • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are househunting in Connecticut and were seen checking out housewares at shops in the uber-posh town of New Canaan. Reminder: these kids have been dating six months. [US Weekly]
  • Five reasons to have sex with the lights on! (Kanye would approve.) [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
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