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Ryan Gosling Gets Emma Stone (Yet Again) In “The Gangster Squad” Trailer

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Amelia might be laying on a beach in Tulum, Mexico, this week, but her deep abiding love obsession with Ryan Gosling is still with us. In her honor, here’s The Gos’ new trailer for “The Gangster Squad,” a cops-and-robbers movie about gangsters in 1940′s L.A., co-starring luckiest-bitch-in-the-world Emma Stone. Yup, she gets to make out with Ryan again. Oh, hey, and Josh Brolin and Anthony Mackie is in this film as well and they’re pretty easy on the eyes, too. Enjoy! [YouTube]

Evening Quickies: Johnny Depp Denies Vanessa Paradis Split

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  • Johnny Depp finally publicly denied that he and longtime love Vanessa Paradis have split, as People magazine reported: “The rumors are not true. They are absolutely not true.” Vanessa denied the rumors herself a few months ago. I guess they’re not splitting up, then. We are so relieved! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Speaking of denials, Eva Longoria says the rest of the “Desperate Housewives” cast is not feuding with Teri Hatcher after all. [Celebrity Cafe
  • The estate of Jimmy Hendrix is none too pleased about the upcoming biopic starring Andre 3000. [Uptown Magazine]
  • I’m digging that rainbow ponytail, Lady Gaga. [PopCrush]
  • What’s Prince Charles doing reading the UK’s weather report?! Come on, Buckingham Palace. The royal who deserves more screen time is Prince Hot Ginge. [The FW]
  • Courtney Stodden is wearing little more than lingerie while baking in the kitchen with her mama, as you do. [The Superficial] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Women’s Experience Of Violence Linked To Risky Sex

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  • Women who’ve experienced violence — whether it’s watching a violent crime or being abused themselves — are more likely to engage in risky sex, according to a new study. The journal Psychology of Violence found that women who’ve experienced violence are more likely to have unprotected sex and have a high number of sex partners. [Huffington Post]
  • The House Armed Services Committee advanced an amendment to the 2013 defense authorization bill that will protect service members, including chaplains, from getting in trouble for opposing gays serving openly the military. I see what you are doing there, folks, and it’s sneaky. [Navy Times]
  • Actresses Julianne Moore and Fran Drescher are two more celebs standing up for Jennifer Tyrell, the lesbian mom who was ousted from her son’s Boy Scouts troop for being gay. [Queerty] Keep reading »

Unwed Mother Bristol Palin Wags Her Finger At Obama Over Gay Marriage

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[It] would’ve been helpful for [President Obama] to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. … Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of “Glee.”

Unwed mother Bristol Palin penned a blog post about President Obama’s announcement yesterday that he supports gay marriage, no doubt while taking it doggy-style from another man to whom she is not legally married. You know, since the sanctity of marriage so important to her.

Also, if you read Bristol’s entire post, it’s a weirdly-argued screed about Christian submission in household and how liberals are upset when wives submit to husbands but Obama “submits” to his teenaged daughters. Um, WHAT? I just can’t anymore. [Patheos via Politico] Keep reading »

Mitt Romney’s “Gay Guy Impression” When Offered A Pink Tie Caught On Camera

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Attention To Politicians: when cameras are rolling or even just present, it is not the best time for you to do a lispy impression of a gay guy’s voice when offered a pink tie. There is never a good time to impersonate a gay guy’s voice. But for fuck’s sake, you do it when cameras are around?

Mitt Romney learned this the hard way.

And this guy wants the nuclear codes? [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Get Your Jewelry Box In Gear

We know how to change a tire — but we much prefer to show off our gearhead skill fashionably. This trio of gear-shaped gold bangle bracelets for C. Wonder gives a harder edge to a soft look, or a more dainty look to an edgy ensemble. There’s also a big, thick gold gear-shaped bangle if all that rattling will drive you crazy. What an easy way to do moto chic! [$38, C. Wonder]

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