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Amy Winehouse Was “Freaked Out” By Adele’s Success, Mark Ronson Reveals

Amy's Blood Painting
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Pete Doherty auctions off a painting featuring Amy Winehouse's blood. Read More »
Why Amy's Death Hurts
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Amy Winehouse's death hits hard for the loved ones of addicts. Read More »
Amy Lives On
These previously unheard tracks shouldn't be missed. Read More »
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[Amy Winehouse and I] spent a little time together and talked about [working together]. But, what little time we had, well, it was tense. She was in a bad state, God knows why. I think that the Adele thing had Amy freaked out. She liked her, but Adele’s success was making Amy feel upset, competitive, restless. Anyway, we lost touch briefly. And before she and I could really start the process of beginning a new album, it was too late. 

–Mark Ronson reveals that Amy Winehouse, with whom he worked on her “Back To Black” album, was feeling really competitive and anxious about the success of another young, talented British female with a big voice: Adele.

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Affordable Lingerie On ShoeDazzle? Yes, Please!

I Love Granny Panties
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This woman hates wearing sexy underwear. Read More »
Shoedazzle Lingerie

I don’t know about you all, but my lingerie budget is really cramping my everything-else budget. So I’m always thrilled to find a new outlet for my lingerie fetish and I am obsessed with Lace, the new lingerie  line at ShoeDazzle. Yup, ShoeDazzle, the shoe-of-the-month club that you’ve probably seen Kim Kardashian promoting, sells sexy underthings. Nightgowns, bustiers, chemises and matching bra-and-panties sets can be bought (in sets only) for around $32 each. I’m loving the lacy, ultra-feminine looks, but you might fancy the seductive satin ones — and don’t even get me started on all the bustiers with straps for thigh-high stockings. Boo hoo for my single status … it’s your loss, boys!  Now pardon me while I go stock my lingerie war chest. [ShoeDazzle.com Lace] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Selling Baby Photos For $800K

Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
How Much?
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How much is Jessica Simpson's new bundle of joy worth? Read More »
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  • Jessica Simpson is reportedly selling the first baby photos of her newborn daughter Maxwell for $800,000 to People magazine. Of course she is. Take a page from Beyoncé, Jess: the classy thing to do is quietly post your baby pics on your own blog and not turn a profit. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • A former masseuse at New York City’s upscale Peninsula Hotel claims John Travolta was “blacklisted”  by male masseurs for alleged inappropriate behavior. Hotel officials refused to comment. Last week, three different men claimed that Travolta came onto them sexually. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Read the adorable letter Beyoncé penned to her mama Tina Knowles for Mother’s Day. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Hudson’s estranged brother-in-law William Balfour has been found guilty of murdering her sister, mother and seven-year-old nephew in 2008. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Even “Girls” Star Zosia Mamet Agrees Dating In Your 20s Sucks

"Girls" Diversity
Lena Dunham explains the lack of diversity on "Girls." Read More »
Tokenism?
Erica says lay off "Girls" for being all-white and give black girls a show. Read More »
"Girls" Vs. "SATC"
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Lena Dunham on the debt "Girls" owes to "Sex And The City." Read More »
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“Ninety percent of the time when I go on dates, I’m by myself thinking, I could be reading my book instead,” Zosia Mamet, who plays the naive one on “Girls” (and the lesbian-ish one on “Mad Men”), said last week on “Conan.” Oh, honey. We know. We have been there. Oh, have we been there. The next step is that you go on a date and find yourself missing your cat. [Team Coco]

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Prom Was Awesome, Until Everyone Fell In The Lake

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Confederate Prom Dress
My, what a lovely and offensive dress you are wearing. Read More »

You thought you had a bad prom? These Wisconsin teens lined up on a pier to take those awkward pre-prom photos. Then they heard a cracking sound … and the pier gave way, dumping everyone in the lake. I bet all the parents who paid for $300 prom dresses, hair and nail appointments were pissed.

More pics at the link. I won’t pretend I didn’t laugh. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Japanese Butt Robot Proves Her Creator Is An Ass Man

Fassbender Butt
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Behold, Michael Fassbender's naked butt. Read More »
Sex Robots
Here's what you need to know about sex robots. Read More »
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Meet SHIRI, the Japanese butt robot. She’s legless and headless, but seems to enjoy a sensual massage to the silicon skin covering her posterior. Like a human woman, her artificial muscles can react to being spanked, caressed and groped. As this video helpfully notes, “The user may also feel SHIRI bracing after feeling a slap from the user.” I guess she hasn’t yet read 50 Shades Of Grey yet? [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

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