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Not Even Pregnant, Engaged Snooki Can Make “Snooki & JWoww” Interesting

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
Partying Pregnant
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Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »
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Hoo boy. Not that I would’ve pegged Snooki as the most meticulous user of birth control, but getting pregnant before/during the filming of her spin-off show, “Snooki & JWoww,” was not her best move. The entire reason anyone watches Snooki do anything is because she’s always had one more Fuzzy Navels than she should have. A pregnant Snooki is a sober Snooki and based on the preview for their show it’s —I hate to say it — a boring Snooki. [MTV.com]

Kim Kardashian Puts Her Politics Hat On & Other WTF Guests Invited To The White House Correspondents Dinner

The White House Correspondents Dinner (or “nerd prom,” as its called in the biz) is an annual occasion for political journalists to rub elbows and watch a comedian make fun the president to his face. This year, Jimmy Kimmel is doing the roast and there will be two guests in the audience whose political journalism credentials are impeccable: Kim Kardashian and her mother, Kris Jenner. The pair will be guests of Fox News and will schmooze with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, a guest of Fox News host Greta Van Sustern; the cast of “Modern Family,” guests of ABC; and Zooey Deschanel, a guest of Bloomberg. No, I don’t understand why any of these people were invited either.  [Jezebel]

But Kimmycakes and LiLo aren’t the only random guests to grace the White House Correspondents Dinner with their presence. The annual dinner has a long, sordid history of WTF Were These People Invited? guest lists …  

Last Chance To Schtup Your Dead Wife’s Corpse, Egyptian Dudes

Lara Logan's Assault
CBS reporter Lara Logan was sexually assaulted while reporting in Cairo. Read More »
Shut Up, Howard
Howard Stern helpfully tells women journalists to stay out of Egypt. Read More »
Lara's Speaks Out
Lara Logan speaks out about being sexually assaulted in Egypt. Read More »
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Bringing new meaning to the phrase “before the body gets cold,” Egypt is considering a new law that will allow Egyptian husbands to have sex with their dead wife’s corpse up to six hours after death. But don’t get your panties in a knot, ladies. Wives can have sex with their dead husbands’ corpse as well, because the issue at hand is whether marriage is still in effect after death. (Unless rigor mortis sets in southward, we don’t much see the point.) This very important matter of “farewell intercourse” is just one of many measures Egypt’s Islamist-dominated parliament is considering; the others are not so what-the-fuck as they are human rights abuses. Other laws being considered would restrict women’s access to education and employment and lower the minimum marriage age to 14. Pardon my pun, but those are the real issues here, even if they’re not as sexy as the necrophilia law. [Al-ArabiyaDaily Mail UK]

Morning Quickies: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Pregnant!

"Buffy" Reboot?
Sarah Michelle Gellar thinks a Buffy reboot is the worst idea ever. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Harper Seven Beckham has been offered a modeling contract! Read More »
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  • Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting their second child. Congratulations! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Can you believe Prince William and Kate Middleton married an entire year ago? Here’s their 10 cutest married moments. [Betty Confidential]
  • Lindsay Lohan versus Liz Taylor: how do the hard-living actresses stack up? [Modern Man]
  • New creepy rumor: did Taylor Swift get breast implants? [PopCrush]
  • This chick isn’t a Colombian prostitute, but she did have a hookup with a Secret Service agent. [Betty Confidential] Keep reading »

LARP Passions: An Online Dating Destination For Live Action Role Players

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Live Action Role Players get blue for "Avatar." Read More »
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Total online dating fails. Read More »
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Dorks need love, too, and that’s why I have nothing snarky to say about LARP Passions, an online dating website for “singles with a passion for LARPing.” What is LARPing, you ask? Live action role playing. Players act out fictional dramas in character, wearing costumes and carrying fake weapons, which they often build themselves. It’s sort of like Civil War re-enactors, but with spell packets and foam swords. Romantic. Keep reading »

“Sexist” Brazilian Gym Ad Fails To Capture Our Outrage

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I don’t fully understand why these ads  are “sexist” or “offensive,” as per the women’s health blog Blisstree. The Brazilian gym Vila Olimpica ads show big, muscular men standing behind women, their ripped arms doing things like opening jars and bottles of wine. But I didn’t read this as “the iddy-bitty-widdle-lady can’t open a jar of olives,” because the female model actually looks rather fit and toned herself. I read it more as a joke: the lady needs gorilla arms to open these relatively easy products, but those kind of muscles are more of a female body builder thing, so there’s a big dude standing behind her doing it.

It’s a obtuse, sure, but I’d say it’s visually clever. What do you think, Frisky readers? Maybe I’m losing my edge? [BlissTree]

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