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Morning Quickies: Anna Faris Is Pregnant!

Anna Sexts Her Dad
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Uh oh. Anna Faris accidentally sexted her dad! Read More »
Pratt's Cat-Gate
Chris Pratt's caused a cat-gate. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Desperate Housewives
The cast of "Desperate Housewives" is being catty to Teri Hatcher. Read More »
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  • Anna Faris is pregnant! The “House Bunny” actress and her husband, Chris Pratt, from “Parks & Recreation,” are expecting their first baby in the fall. Mazel tov! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Rihanna and Chris Brown seem to have had a fight which caused her to unfollow him on Twitter, which is seriously the best news we could have heard. [ONTD]
  • Behold, Johnny Depp’s eight most makeup-tastic roles. [Betty Confidential]
  • Sacha Baron Cohen, whose new movie “The Dictator” is out next week, gave a rare interview on Howard Stern’s radio show as himself. [The FW]
  • Which are the top 10 best cities for porn lovers in America? [Modern Man] Keep reading »

“Everybody Farts” And Other Relationship Advice From Jon Hamm

Jon Loves Jen
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Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are my relationship role model. Read More »
Don Draper's Dates
Don Draper's relationships on "Mad Men," in order of dysfunction. Read More »
Dating Red Flags
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These red flags should send you running. Read More »
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Farting is farting. Everybody farts. Go read that book Everybody Poops. It’s the same thing. 

Ever wish you could just talk over your boy problems with Jon Hamm? Rookie Mag enlisted Jon as their Ask A Grown Man panelist, no doubt due to his scruffy hotness/enviable 14-year-long relationship with girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. He tackled relationship questions like whether boys have intense crushes (they do, because boys are human), whether a teen girl should have sex with her boyfriend (“slow your roll!”), and the all-important relationship fart conundrum. Jon is firmly on the side of let that fart rip. God,  could he be any more perfect? [YouTube]

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Evening Quickies: Teri Hatcher’s “Desperate Housewives” Castmates Leave Her Name Off Thank You Card

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  • Teri Hatcher didn’t attend the “Desperate Housewives” wrap party and her name was left off the card that Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross and Vanessa Williams gave to the crew. Oooof. Come on now, ladies. That’s just mean. [Celebuzz]
  • Rihanna partied so hard at the Met Ball she ended up at the hospital! And, this being RiRi, she tweeted pics of the adventure. [Crushable]
  • Johnny Depp field a bunch of questions on Jimmy Kimmy’s show from Johnny Depp impersonators. That’s not creepy or weird or anything. [The FW]
  • Joe Jonas and DJ Pauly D are joining that new dating show, “The Choice.” Hmm, Amelia was probably kidding when she wrote the show would probably only get a C-list “‘Jersey Shore’ cast member” … but she turned out to be right! [PopCrush]
  • This fellow is very concerned about the amount of BJs he is getting. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Mama’s Day Cards For Every Mother

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  • We’re loving this Mama’s Day e-card from the group Strong Families, which seeks to be inclusive of all families and all mothers in all forms. You can check out all the other gorgeous Mama’s Day e-cards here. [Strong Families via Feministing
  • Rep. Bob Dold, a Republican in Illinois, has introduced a bill today called the Protecting Women’s Access to Health Care Act. The bill would prevent lawmakers from blocking family planning funds to Planned Parenthood simply because PP provides abortions. Recently, defunding PP has been a new tactic of anti-abortion lawmakers. [Huffington Post]
  • Colorado’s House Speaker said legislation to allow civil unions won’t get a vote, as the bill will die along several other bills. [New York Times] Keep reading »

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Wear Makeup In Public & Jerks Freak Out

Hillary On Politics
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The secretary of state on the double standard against women. Read More »
Hillary Says STFU
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Hillary Clinton tells religious extremists to STFU about women. Read More »
Hill Busts A Move
Hillary got party-hearty don a Colombian dance floor. Read More »
Women Shouldn't Vote
Says a reverend who is a complete misogynist. Read More »
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On Monday, the Drudge Report posted a picture of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton without makeup, save a bit of red lipstick, with the headline “Au Naturel.” 

As blogger Erin Gloria Ryan at Jezebel put it, “A woman didn’t wear makeup and this is news?” This dig at Clinton’s appearance, especially her makeup-less appearance, should be all the proof you need that sexism is alive and well in America today. Keep reading »

President Obama Believes Same-Sex Marriage Should Be Legal

NC Gay Ban
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North Carolina voted to add gay marriage ban to state constitution. Read More »
"Gay Conversion" BS
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Psychiatrist retracts BS "gay conversion" therapy study. Read More »
Bigots "Lost" Gay Marriage
Bigots admit they've lost the gay marriage battle in our generation. Read More »
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[O]ver the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together, when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married. …

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