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Prom Was Awesome, Until Everyone Fell In The Lake

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You thought you had a bad prom? These Wisconsin teens lined up on a pier to take those awkward pre-prom photos. Then they heard a cracking sound … and the pier gave way, dumping everyone in the lake. I bet all the parents who paid for $300 prom dresses, hair and nail appointments were pissed.

More pics at the link. I won’t pretend I didn’t laugh. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Japanese Butt Robot Proves Her Creator Is An Ass Man

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Meet SHIRI, the Japanese butt robot. She’s legless and headless, but seems to enjoy a sensual massage to the silicon skin covering her posterior. Like a human woman, her artificial muscles can react to being spanked, caressed and groped. As this video helpfully notes, “The user may also feel SHIRI bracing after feeling a slap from the user.” I guess she hasn’t yet read 50 Shades Of Grey yet? [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Whitney Houston’s Family Gets A Reality Show

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Whitney Houston died with cocaine in her hotel room. Read More »
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Whitney's daughter allegedly has a drug problem of her own. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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A third man has accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
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Slutty, Slutty Girl Scouts To Be Investigated By Bishops

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Indiana lawmaker accused the Girl Scouts of promoting homosexuality. Read More »
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The Boy Scouts refuse to let a lesbian mother lead her son's troop. Read More »
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Those little tramps are at it again. The nefarious-cookie sellers are trying to pull a fast one on us! The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops has launched an official inquiry on the Girl Scouts out of concern that scouting materials contain links to other groups like Oxfam, the Sierra Club, and Doctors Without Borders, which support family planning and contraception. Apparently the connection here is that some Girl Scout troops are held in Catholic churches. Mind you, Oxfam works to end world poverty, the Sierra Club is an environmental organization, and Doctors Without Borders supports medical professionals in conflict zones. Nevertheless, those tenuous links to the Girl Scouts are “problematic,” say the bishops.

Sigh. Can’t we just leave the poor Girl Scouts alone already? [New York Times] Keep reading »

Reader Recipes: Our Favorite Recipes From Mom!

Recently we asked Frisky readers to send us their favorite recipes from Mama — or, you know, a suitable maternal-like figure. Everyone’s mom has some special recipe that brings you right back home whenever you eat it. In honor of Mother’s Day (this Sunday, don’t forget!), we’ve collected half a dozen yummy recipes from readers’ mothers that should keep us in the kitchen all weekend.

Why don’t you choose one to make your mom this Sunday?

Morning Quickies: John Travolta Accused Of Sexual Assault By Third Man

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
John's Denial
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John Travolta denies that he sexually assaulted a masseur. Read More »
Second Accusation
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A second masseur accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
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  • A third man has accused John Travolta of a sexual assault, following two lawsuits filed earlier this week by two unnamed masseurs that say the actor came onto them sexually during a session. The latest accuser, Fabian Zanzi, said Travolta assaulted him in 2009 when Zanzi met him while working with VIP guests on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Zanzi said Travolta asked for a massage and offered him $12,000 to have sex. [Daily Mail UK
  • Giulina Rancic, who is expecting her first child via a surrogate, talks baby names. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Adele is uncomfortable with fame and sometimes dresses up incognito and walks around London, hoping not to be spotted by fans. [PopCrush]
  • Carmen Electra and her fiancé are dunzo. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Why are some celebs, including Christy Turlington Burns, boycotting Mother’s Day this year? [iVillage]
  • How to cry in public without everybody staring at you. [Gurl] Keep reading »
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