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Anderson Cooper Tells “Human Barbie” Mom, “You’re Dreadful”

7-Year-Old Pole Dancer
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The "Human Barbie" taught her 7-year-old daughter to pole dance. Read More »
7-Yr-Old Gets Boob Job Voucher
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"Human Barbie" mom gives boob job voucher to her 7-year-old. Read More »
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Human Barbie mom gave her kid a voucher for liposuction. Read More »
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Anderson Cooper is a late to the “Human Barbie” mom parade, but kudos to him for prioritizing Meow the morbidly obese stray cat (RIP, Meow!) over the woman who taught her seven-year-old to pole dance and then gave her a boob job voucher.

Yesterday Anderson publicly shamed “Human Barbie” Sarah Burge for bringing her 17-year-old to get Botox, supposedly so the girl won’t sweat while dancing. (Barbies don’t sweat, you see.) Burge said she’d rather take her teen for Botox than having her go “underground” to “a voodoo witch doctor.”

And that’s when Anderson got huffy.  [YouTube]

Maid In Singapore Put Menstrual Blood In Her Boss’s Coffee

Vice Mag's Period Spread
Vice magazine brightened up a fashion story with ... period blood. Read More »
Period Nicknames
"My deathly hallows" and other nicknames for our menstruation. Read More »
Tampon Mold
A woman found mold in her tampon, but Kotex said not to worry about it. Read More »
Period Panties
The 5 types of period panties. Read More »
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 This is so gross even “Horrible Bosses” didn’t go there: a 24-year-old maid in Singapore has reportedly been charged for putting menstrual blood in her boss’s coffee last August. Jumiah had been working for her 38-year-old employer at his apartment for one year. Unfortunately, there are no details on why she decided to give this dude his coffee with a side of tampon. Does she have a screw loose? Did he do something awful to her? How did he learn he had menstrual blood in his coffee? Was it the extra-iron-filled taste? The slightly vag-y smell?

This is what happens when there’s no HR department to handle problems at work. [Huffington Post]

Fired For Being Hot? Secular Woman Finds Working For Orthodox Jews Who Want Her To Cover Up With A Bathrobe Not Such A Great Job Fit

Too Sexy For Yearbook?
Is Sydney Spies too sexy for her senior class yearbook? Read More »
Jewish Matchmaking
WTF comments from an Orthodox Jewish matchmaker. Read More »
Citibank Sex Harassment
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A banker says her employer, Citibank, told her she was "too sexy." Read More »
Learn How To Date
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Meet the man who teaches ex-Orthodox Jews how to date. Read More »
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Lauren Odes, 29, of New Jersey, has filed a lawsuit alleging gender and religious discrimination against her former employers after she was supposedly fired for being “too attractive.” In April, Odes was hired at lingerie distributor Native Intimates in New York City, which is run by Orthodox Jews, to do data entry. (Odes herself is Jewish, but more secular.) Almost immediately, her supervisor told her that she was “too hot” and her breasts were “too big”; she was also asked to tape down her boobs. On her second day at work, when her outfit — a tee shirt and jeggings — still upset her employers, they told her to put on a bathrobe they had in the office. Odes said she then left the office to go buy herself a more “modest” outfit — and got fired while she was shopping. Keep reading »

“The Great Gatsby” Trailer Is Here And We’re All Obsessed

"Gatsby" In 3D
Baz Luhrman's "Great Gatsby" remake will be in 3D. Read More »
Inspiration Board
How to dress like Daisy Buchanan from "The Great Gatsby." Read More »
Art Deco Style
How to dress in an Art Deco-inspired look. Read More »
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You guys. Stop what you’re doing right now and watch the trailer for “The Great Gatsby.” We’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio as Gatsby, Carey Mulligan as Daisy Buchanan, and Tobey Maguire as the naif, Nick Carraway. But forget about the cast, because they aren’t even factoring into my obsession with this two-minute trailer.  The 1920s’ clothes!  The Art Deco typography! The soundtrack! Every woman I know is just a little embarrassed at how many times she’s watched the trailer already. Do it. Do it now. [YouTube

Morning Quickies: John Travolta’s Lawyers Allegedly Offered Masseur $125K To Shut Up

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
Second Accusation
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A second masseur accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
Gay Sex Rumors
In 2012, Star claimed John Travolta was having gay sex inside spas. Read More »
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  • John Travolta’s legal team offered $125,000 in hush money to a Georgia-based masseur (the second accuser) who claimed recently that he was sexually assaulted by the actor, The New York Daily News reports. Travolta’s lawyer called the allegation of hush money “completely false” and called the accusations “ridiculous.” [NY Daily News
  • Jennifer Lopez has reportedly sold a reality TV show to the Oxygen network based around her 25-year-old boyfriend Caspar Smart. J.Lo hired Caspar to choreograph her upcoming tour and the show will focus on him “whip[ping] the other backup dances her into shape.” Jennifer, go watch the entire series of Britney Spears and K-Fed’s show “Chaotic and get back to us! [New York Post
  • Meet “Biggest Loser” trainer Jillian Michaels’ two new adopted kids: her daughter Lukensia and her son Phoenix. [People]
  • Katy Perry and boyfriend Robert Ackroyd from Florence + The Machine are dunzo. [PopDust] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Ryan Gosling Isn’t Ready To Shack Up With Eva Mendes, Plus How “House” Should Have Ended

Ryan And Eva Do Paris
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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes gallivant around the City of Lights. Read More »
Ryan's Disney Dates
Why does Ryan Gosling take all his dates to Disneyland? Read More »
Ryan To The Rescue!
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The Gos actually saved a woman from getting hit by a taxi. Read More »
  • Ryan Gosling isn’t ready to move in yet with GF Eva Mendes. There’s hope for you still, Amelia! [US Weekly]
  • Selena Gomez and 50 Shades Of Grey do not belong in the same sentence. [iVillage]
  • Oh shit, Usher’s custody battle with Tameka Foster is getting real: Usher claims that his ex-wife spit on his current girlfriend. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Bobbi Kristina Brown was busted for underage gambling in Las Vegas last weekend. She’s 19 and the legal age in Nevada is 21. Oopsies. [PopCrush] Keep reading »
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