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Free Snooki! Nicole Polizzi Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Gosh. It’s not even 5 p.m., quittin’ time here on the East Coast, and already Snooki is raising hell. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi was arrested by police in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for disorderly conduct, police sources tell TMZ. Was it another drink-throwing incident? A slap fight? Were hair extensions yanked? No details have emerged yet, but currently our girl Snooki is in police custody. Pray for her, dear readers! We will keep you posted on up-to-the-minute details on this important story of spray tans and justice throughout the weekend … unless there’s something good on TV and we can’t be bothered. [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

Heidi Montag To Divorce Spencer Pratt

Jen and Brad. Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. Princess Di and Prince Charles. The greatest marriage of our generation is officially split: Heidi Montag has filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt. Like, for serious you guys! Two months ago when Heidi filed for legal separation from her fame-whorish, controlling, and wildly bearded ex, we all thought it was another dumb publicity stunt. But the Human Barbie has actually filed a divorce petition in California, citing irreconcilable differences. The ex-”Hills” stars, who married shortly over a year ago, are seeking an out-of-court settlement—i.e., no court room dramz or tabloid fodder. Heidi’s lawyer told People, “Both parties are amicable with each other and over the possibility of finalizing their divorce.” Hand me a tissue; I’m inconsolable. [People] Keep reading »

Flojuggler: For The Man Who Knows Nothing Is More Terrible Than A Woman’s Period

Men, are periods wreacking havoc on your lives? Everywhere you turn is there a woman eating a pint of Ben & Jerry’s or unwrapping a Tampax? Does this concern you? You never have to be blindsided again by leaving your man-cave only to confront the terror that is menstruation. A website called Flojuggler allows you to chart the periods of the women in your life and set alerts two days in advance of when your girlfriend, your hook-up or even your mom is on the rag. Presumably you want to do this so you can disregard any irrational things that come out of her mouth while she is possessed by the hormone demons. Keep reading »

Zac Efron Got His Girlfriend’s Permission Before Strip Club Trip


Dude, Zac Efron is whipped. Before a trip to a Flashdancers Gentlemen’s Club in New York City, he got his girlfriend’s permission. Last night Zac said on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” that he called Vanessa Hudgens to tell her in advance he’d be hitting the strip club with his “High School Musical” co-star Corbin Bleu. She was “fine” with it, Zac claims. What a good boyfriend! [3am Girls] Keep reading »

Christina Hendricks’ Bathtime Talk Embarrasses Male Newscaster

As one should expect from a mere mortal man, this local newscaster dude from KTLA got hot and bothered when Christina Hendricks innocently mentioned her morning bath. She giggles graciously, but I was kinda hoping for a Joan Holloway-style zing!. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Federal Abortion-Funding Ban To Be Introduced In Congress

  • Two House representatives plan to introduce a bill to permanently ban federal funding of abortion. For the past 24 years, a law called the Hyde Amendment has ensured that federal money does not pay for abortions. However, it is a temporary law and has to be passed by Congress each year. The bill introduced by Reps. Chris Smith (R-NJ) and Daniel Lipinski (D-IL) would make the ban permanent. [The Hill]
  • Shirley Sherrod, a former Agriculture Department employee who is African-American, said she plans to sue Andrew Breitbart, a conservative blogger who posted an edited video online which led to her resignation. The video was of a speech in which Sherrod appeared to be saying that she discriminated against a white farmer who needed her help. Breitbart posted the video and Sherrod was asked to resign from her job. However, the full tape indicates that the discrimination was only a thought Sherrod had in her head and she actually helped him. [CNN]
  • YouTube asked the Second City Network, a comedy troupe, to censor a video skit which shows lesbians kissing. Second City uploaded a new “clean” video with a note, “If you think YouTube is homophobic, leave a comment below!” [YouTube]

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Bristol Palin’s Friend Might Also Be Pregnant With Levi Johnston’s Child

Today in highly speculative pregnancy dramas: Levi Johnston might be becoming a papa again. A friend of Bristol Palin‘s says she may be knocked up with her ex-boyfriend Levi’s child. According to The National Enquirer, Lanesia Garcia of Wasilla, Alaska, apparently dated Levi when he and Bristol broke up last year (some friend!) and he put his thing in her thing and well, you know … Keep reading »

Nina Garcia Scares The Crap Out Of All The New “Project Runway” Designers


It’s that time again! “Project Runway” season 8 debuts tonight and PopSugar has video-chatted with the new designers. It’s a short video, but there don’t seem to be any obvious annoying cast members. I like the chick who asks herself, “What would Elvis do? And would ZZ Top be proud?” They’re all terribly afraid of judge Nina Garcia, though. Hmm, why would that be? (Kidding.) [PopSugar.TV] Keep reading »

Essence Editor Responds To Controversial Hiring Of A White Fashion Director

On Monday, a media industry blog revealed that Essence, a lifestyle magazine geared towards black women, had hired a new fashion director named Ellianna Placas, to begin in September. But it was not the lines on her resume touting O: The Oprah Magazine and Us Weekly that attracted attention. It was the color of Placas’ skin: white.

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