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Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Selling Baby Photos For $800K

Jess Gives Birth!
Maxwell Drew was born on May 1. Read More »
Fat-Shaming Jessica
On Jessica Simpson, her pregnancy, and reclaiming the word "fat." Read More »
How Much?
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How much is Jessica Simpson's new bundle of joy worth? Read More »
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  • Jessica Simpson is reportedly selling the first baby photos of her newborn daughter Maxwell for $800,000 to People magazine. Of course she is. Take a page from BeyoncĂ©, Jess: the classy thing to do is quietly post your baby pics on your own blog and not turn a profit. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • A former masseuse at New York City’s upscale Peninsula Hotel claims John Travolta was “blacklisted”  by male masseurs for alleged inappropriate behavior. Hotel officials refused to comment. Last week, three different men claimed that Travolta came onto them sexually. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Read the adorable letter BeyoncĂ© penned to her mama Tina Knowles for Mother’s Day. [PopCrush]
  • Jennifer Hudson’s estranged brother-in-law William Balfour has been found guilty of murdering her sister, mother and seven-year-old nephew in 2008. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »

Even “Girls” Star Zosia Mamet Agrees Dating In Your 20s Sucks

"Girls" Diversity
Lena Dunham explains the lack of diversity on "Girls." Read More »
Tokenism?
Erica says lay off "Girls" for being all-white and give black girls a show. Read More »
"Girls" Vs. "SATC"
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Lena Dunham on the debt "Girls" owes to "Sex And The City." Read More »
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“Ninety percent of the time when I go on dates, I’m by myself thinking, I could be reading my book instead,” Zosia Mamet, who plays the naive one on “Girls” (and the lesbian-ish one on “Mad Men”), said last week on “Conan.” Oh, honey. We know. We have been there. Oh, have we been there. The next step is that you go on a date and find yourself missing your cat. [Team Coco]

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Prom Was Awesome, Until Everyone Fell In The Lake

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Confederate Prom Dress
My, what a lovely and offensive dress you are wearing. Read More »

You thought you had a bad prom? These Wisconsin teens lined up on a pier to take those awkward pre-prom photos. Then they heard a cracking sound … and the pier gave way, dumping everyone in the lake. I bet all the parents who paid for $300 prom dresses, hair and nail appointments were pissed.

More pics at the link. I won’t pretend I didn’t laugh. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Japanese Butt Robot Proves Her Creator Is An Ass Man

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Behold, Michael Fassbender's naked butt. Read More »
Sex Robots
Here's what you need to know about sex robots. Read More »
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Meet SHIRI, the Japanese butt robot. She’s legless and headless, but seems to enjoy a sensual massage to the silicon skin covering her posterior. Like a human woman, her artificial muscles can react to being spanked, caressed and groped. As this video helpfully notes, “The user may also feel SHIRI bracing after feeling a slap from the user.” I guess she hasn’t yet read 50 Shades Of Grey yet? [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Whitney Houston’s Family Gets A Reality Show

Cocaine Nearby
Whitney Houston died with cocaine in her hotel room. Read More »
Bobbi Kristina Drama
Whitney Houston and Bobbi Kristina
Whitney's daughter allegedly has a drug problem of her own. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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A third man has accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
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Slutty, Slutty Girl Scouts To Be Investigated By Bishops

Girl Scouts Attacked
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Indiana lawmaker accused the Girl Scouts of promoting homosexuality. Read More »
Lesbian Den Mother
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The Boy Scouts refuse to let a lesbian mother lead her son's troop. Read More »
Frisky Feminism!
Everything The Frisky has ever written about feminism! Read More »
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Those little tramps are at it again. The nefarious-cookie sellers are trying to pull a fast one on us! The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops has launched an official inquiry on the Girl Scouts out of concern that scouting materials contain links to other groups like Oxfam, the Sierra Club, and Doctors Without Borders, which support family planning and contraception. Apparently the connection here is that some Girl Scout troops are held in Catholic churches. Mind you, Oxfam works to end world poverty, the Sierra Club is an environmental organization, and Doctors Without Borders supports medical professionals in conflict zones. Nevertheless, those tenuous links to the Girl Scouts are “problematic,” say the bishops.

Sigh. Can’t we just leave the poor Girl Scouts alone already? [New York Times] Keep reading »

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