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Christian Bale’s Ex-Assistant Pens Tell-All Book

Crazy Weight Loss
Christian Bale joined the Fighting The Hot Club. Read More »
Anger Issues
Christian Bale has been accused of assault. Read More »
Evening Quickies
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John Edwards slithered away from a prison sentence yesterday. Read More »
  • Christian Bale’s ex-assistant and publicist Harrison Cheung has published a tell-all book about the actor filled with all sorts of wack information, like how Bale allegedly once suggested they kill a fan who was bothering him at his home. “A screwdriver thrust thru the eyeball into the brain prevents any screaming,” the actor wrote his assistant in a fax. Cheung also wrote, “It only took me five years of therapy to get past my Bale years. My therapist would describe my condition as post-traumatic stress disorder.” Fun times. [Huffington Post]
  • Justin Bieber ran into a glass wall backstage at a Paris concert and passed out for 15 seconds. A doctor said it was only a mild concussion and he returned to the stage to finish his set. [Betty Confidential
  • Brooke Mueller has checked into rehab for the second time in six months, after an alleged four-day-long drug binge with ex-husband Charlie Sheen. The couple has three-year-old twins, Bob and Max. Get it together, people. [Celebuzz]
  • Urban Outfitters debuted a bunch of Mitt Romney tee shirts for the hipster who is “too legit to Mitt.” [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

John Edwards Slithers Out Of Jail Time, Found Not Guilty

Flirting With Juror
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Even ladies on the jury can't resist John Edwards' sleazy charm. Read More »
Mistress Allowance
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John Edwards' mistress Rielle Hunter got a monthly $9K allowance. Read More »
Icky Details
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More dirt about Senator John Edwards' extramarital affair. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Oopsies. A magazine misquoted Megan Fox sounding like a douche. Read More »
  • What in the what what: John Edwards was found not guilty on one count today in his campaign finance trial over whether he illegally used $1 million in funds to hide his extramarital affair and pregnant mistress. The North Carolina jury was deadlocked on the other five counts, resulting in a mistrial. Is this man the slipperiest bastard in the universe or what? [NYMag.com]
  • P. Diddy’s son Justin Combs was awarded a $54,000 football scholarship to UCLA. Critics say the son of one of the wealthiest performers in the world should give back the cash and let it go to a more needy student. [Uptown Magazine]
  • “Bachelorette” Emily Maynard’s wardrobe cost how much? [Betty Confidential]
  • Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” released a single called “How The F**k We Gettin’ Home.” It’s an auto-tune-alicious song about drunk driving, including lyrics like “We don’t take it easy / Someone take my keys please / I don’t think I’m able to drive.” It’s as bad as it sounds. No. Worse. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Congress Rejects Sex-Selection Abortion Ban

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  • Some good news for once: the House of Representatives rejected the Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act (PRENDA), a ban on abortions based on the gender of the fetus. The bill would have imposed jail time on medical professionals who terminated pregnancies if they had “knowledge” that the woman sought the abortion because of the gender of the fetus.  While sex-selective abortions do occur in some countries — in particular China, which favors boys — it has not been deemed a considerable problem in the U.S. Instead, abortion rights groups said this bill’s only purpose was to restrict reproductive rights. Additionally, Asian-Americans activists worried the bill would contribute to racial profiling of women seeking abortions. [AP]
  • Only two percent of registered female voters say “women’s issues” are a top priority for them in this year’s election, according to a new study by the Kaiser Family Foundation. Instead, 60 percent of registered female voters say the economy is the top issue, followed by health care. [Los Angles Times] Keep reading »

The Mystery Of Amelia Earhart’s Death Might Be Traced To A Jar Of Freckle Cream

Amelia Earhart: Designer?
Was the brave pilot also the first celeb fashion designer? Read More »
The Search Is On
Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton kicked off a renewed search for Amelia Earhart's remains. Read More »
Aviator Style
How to get the high-flying aviator look. Read More »
Amelia Earhart photo

Seventy-five years ago, pilot Amelia Earhart went missing while attempting to fly across the globe. Recently, a possible clue to the details surrounding her mysterious disappearance and death was found on an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean. The clue? A jar of anti-freckle cream. Keep reading »

Megan Fox Misquoted By French Magazine Hating On Ugly Girls

Preggo Rumors
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Rumors are circulating that Megan Fox is knocked up. Read More »
Shia Bangs And Tells
Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox photo
Shia LaDouche, I mean, LaBeouf claims he bangs Megan Fox, Read More »
Mr. Megan Fox
Brian Austin Green is cool with being Mr. Megan Fox. Read More »
Megan On Motherhood
Megan Fox wants to be a mama someday. Read More »
  • French fashion magazine Jalouse has retracted a quote it said came from Megan Fox. Jalouse admitted yesterday that Fox conducted her interview with the mag in English and was misquoted in translation as saying, “I wouldn’t trade my place with an unattractive girl.” She wrote on Facebook, “The actual comment, the context and its intention are grossly distorted and misrepresented here. … I’ve never made vapid self serving comments and in contradiction am uncontrollably self deprecating.” [NYMag.com]
  • The Devil Wears Prada author Lauren Weisberger will follow up with a sequel in which Andy Sachs works at a bridal magazine while planning for her own big day. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • The latest small child on “Toddlers & Tiaras” to appall us is Emma, a three-year-old who says, “I’m sexy and I know it!” [Crushable]
  • The indie band Ween announced they are breaking up after 25 years together. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Ranking Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce employees by moral reprehensibility. [Flavorwire] Keep reading »

Adam Levine Calls Himself A “Promiscuous Bimbo”

Adam Pulls Out
Adam Levine advocates (I think?) the pull-out method of birth control. Read More »
J. Love Wants Adam!
The actress sets her sights on the Maroon 5 frontman. Read More »
Celebs Talk Oral Sex
Eight celebs blabbing about their oral skills. Read More »

“I’ve always felt a little misrepresented in the world. I felt like people only knew me as a singer who dated pretty girls. A little bit of a bimbo. Maybe I was kind of a bimbo … I was the dude that was naked all the time with girls, and that’s fine, no problem with that. … There are two kinds of men. There are men who are fucking misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.”

– I’m glad to hear that Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is not a “fucking misogynist pig.” I’m also glad to hear that loving the opposite sex is a socially legit reason for promiscuity. Next time some commenters give The Frisky bloggers grief for slutting it up, I’m just going to tell them, “You don’t understand. We want to sleep with a lot of men because we love them so much!

(P.S. A little birdie in our office who knows Adam says he’s not a bimbo at all, but “savvy, talented and hardworking.” So there you go.) [Details]

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