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John Mayer Apologizes For “Dumb Interviews” About Jessica Simpon & Jennifer Aniston

John's Sex Blab
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John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
Apology Refused
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Jessica Simpson tells Oprah she'll never forgive John Mayer. Read More »
John Is A Jerk
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Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »
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“I just sort of lost my head for awhile. I did some dumb interviews and it woke me up. … It was a very strange time. It sort of, like, rocketed me into adulthood. It was a violent crash into being an adult. So for a couple years, it was all figuring it all out. I’m glad I stayed out of the spotlight. I think back then I would have said ‘Give me two weeks! Let me get out! Let me go on ‘Ellen’ and explain myself!’ And it was, like, ‘No, idiot, go away. Be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’”

– John Mayer is responding, of course, to his 2010 interview with Playboy magazine in which he got really overshare-y about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. He called Jess “sexual napalm,” said she was like “crack cocaine” to him in bed, and said of her “If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.” (He later apologized to her in writing, but Jessica said she has not and doesn’t ever plan to accept his apology.) And then there was the time John got blabby with paparazzi about his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, which got him in big trubs with her Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Edwards Mistress Rielle Hunter Enjoyed $9K-Per-Month Cash Allowance

Abducted By Aliens?
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Rielle Hunter wanted to claim she'd been abducted by aliens. Read More »
Sex Tape Destroyed
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John Edwards' sex tape with his mistress will be destroyed. Read More »
Rielle Is Bonkers
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The mistress posed in GQ in her undies with stuffed animals. Read More »
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  • Records from John Edwards’ 2008 campaign introduced into court today showed that the candidate’s mistress, Rielle Hunter, received a lavish $9,000-a-month cash allowance in an attempt to keep her pregnancy hidden. Whoa. Screw this “having a career” thing. I am going to go get knocked up by a sleazy politician. [ABC News]
  • The first masseur to file a sexual misconduct lawsuit against John Travolta has dismissed the lawsuit. The man known as “John Doe #1″ claimed Travolta groped him in Los Angeles on a date that the actor was clearly in New York City. The masseur admits the error — hence he’s dismissing the lawsuit — but claimed he will still pursue the case. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Pregnant Snooki gave up tanning for her baby (and presumably booze as well). [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Catholic College Drops Entire Student Health Plan Rather Than Cover Birth Control

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  • A Catholic college in Ohio will drop its entire student health insurance plan beginning in the fall 2012 semester rather than cover birth control under its policy. Franciscan University would have been required to do so under Obama’s health care reform, given how the school is not a religious institution (i.e. it employs many non-religious “civilians”). It is not clear why the school didn’t opt for the compromise proposed by the government, which was to have the insurers pick up the tab if the employer wouldn’t. What a shame that the university would do this to their students.  [Huffington Post
  • This week marks the official beginning of women soldiers integrating into nine previously all-male units in the Army, which will open up 14,000 jobs. The policy change will eventually go Army-wide. [TIMEBoston.com]
  • Kansas Governor Sam Brownback signed into law a bill that allows a pharmacist to refuse to dispense a medication that he or she believes would terminate a life, like the morning-after pill. [Kansas City Star] Keep reading »

Michael Fassbender Even Makes Ping Pong Sound Sexual

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Fassbender Penis
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Micheal Fassbender says his penis is no big deal. We beg to disagree. Read More »
Domestic Assault Accusation?
Happy Birthday, Michael Fassbender: 35 Things To Love About Him
The details on the assault accusations leveled against Fassbender. Read More »

“Now that [the ping pong table] here, it’s not going. This table has been the best contribution for fun I’ve had in a long time. This table has seen some action … [laughs] That sounds wrong. … Just the paddles. … [laughs] Paddles. And balls.”

– The ironic part of this GQ interview with Michael Fassbender is that it’s all about reconciling his desire for a “serious” career with the gleeful praise he receives overtly sexual roles in movies like “Shame,” “Fish Tank,” and “A Dangerous Method.” And then, of course, the innuendo starts. Be still, my heart.  [GQ]

President Obama Talks Gay Marriage, “50 Shades Of Grey” On “The View”

Obama Supports Gays
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The president comes out in support of same-sex unions. Read More »
NC Gay Ban
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North Carolina voted to add gay marriage ban to state constitution. Read More »
Lesbian Mom
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One woman talks about being a lesbian mom. Read More »
Barack Obama on "The View"
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President Obama appeared on “The View” today, and damn, the talk was serious as if he appeared on “Meet The Press.” But there were very serious matters to discuss: last week’s announcement that the president believes lesbians and gays should be allowed to marry, the economy, and of course whether or not Mitt Romney is “a rich man who is out of touch” with average Americans. All the president will say about that last point is that Romney’s financial success should be celebrated, but as a politician he has “a different vision on how to move the country forward.”

After the serious talk, the ladies quizzed the president on his pop culture knowledge, including (gulp!) 50 Shades Of Grey. Hear his response, after the jump: 

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We Want Grandchildren, Dammit! Parents Are Paying To Freeze Their Adult Daughters’ Eggs

Freezing My Eggs
My friends have a lot of opinions on whether I should. Read More »
Eggs On Ice
Would you ever freeze your eggs? Read More »
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Mother Nature’s biological clock stops for no one, not even wannabe grandparents. And that’s why, instead of nagging their daughters about why they have not settled down and started pumping out babies, The New York Times reports that today’s moms and dads are helping to foot the bill to freeze their eggs. Well, rich moms and dads, anyway. The procedure to freeze eggs (not including future in vitro fertilization) costs between $8,000 and $18,000. But apparently, the possibility of future grandchildren is priceless. Keep reading »

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