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Miss USA Contestants Cover “Call Me Maybe”

Call Me Maybe?
"Call me maybe" business cards are officially a thing. Read More »
Adopt Me, Maybe?
Shelter dogs ask, "Adopt me, maybe?" Read More »
Miss USA On TF!
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Everything we've ever written about Miss USA pageants. Read More »
Miss USA Call Me Maybe
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“Call Me Maybe” is catchiest damn song of the summer, so it figures the Miss USA pageant did its very own cover. It is safe to say none of the contestants will take home the prize for lip synching, but there are a couple funny cameos by the hosts Bravo’s Andy Cohen and E!’s Giuliana Rancic. And (ick) Donald Trump, who owns the pageant (likely to scope out new wives).

By the way, Miss Rhode Island Olivia Culpo, a 20-year-old cellist, won the pageant. I’m not sure which one she is in the video … maybe one of the ones in bikinis? [YouTube]

Drew Barrymore Is A Married Woman!

  • A pregnant Drew Barrymore married her art dealer fiancĂ© Will Kopelman this weekend in California. Guests included Cameron Diaz, Jimmy Fallon, and Reese Witherspoon. The bride wore Chanel and obviously we cannot wait to see the dress. Mazel tov, Drew! [People]
  • New couple alert: Nick Jonas is dating a blond named Stephanie Leigh Schlund, a former “Price Is Right” model. This kid’s a modelizer in the making! [PopCrush]
  • Brian McKnight’s raunchy YouPorn.com theme song is so dirty it has been pulled off the site’s YouTube channel. [TMZ]
  • RIP humanity: a Los Angeles middle school dance will feature a VIP room only accessible to students who pay an extra $5. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »
Drew Is Pregnant!
Paparazzi snapped Drew Barrymore carrying a sonogram. Read More »
Drew Converting?
Drew Barrymore and other celebs who've converted for love. Read More »

Beauty Test Drive: Avon Glimmersticks Diamonds Eyeliner

BTD: Maybelline Stiletto
Find out how Rachel is rocking a matte black cat eye. Read More »
BTD: Urban Decay Shadow
Winona looks fierce in this Urban Decay eyeshadow pencil. Read More »
BTD: Eyeliner
Winona test drives Maybelline's Master Precise Eyeliner. Read More »

Eyeliner, where have you been all my life? I have enough eyeshadows and eyeshadow palettes to keep me going until 2036. But after an unremarkable experience with a plain brown MAC eyeliner, I gave up on it.

My mistake. While I usually use a kickass BECCA eyeliner, which smudges beautifully and lasts all day, I’m also rather partial to Avon’s Glittersticks Diamonds eyeliners. Their twinkle is subtle, not “Rock Of Ages,” and it’s beyond easy to apply. Just try not to think about how the name sounds like a Care Bear. Keep reading »

Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg Gives Harvard Business School 2012 Commencement Address

Jane Lynch At Smith
Jane Lynch told the 2012 graduating class at Smith College what's up. Read More »
Celeb Commencements
Amy Poehler and other awesome commencement speakers. Read More »
Rachel Maddow At Smith
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Rachel Maddow gave the 2010 commencement address at Smith. Read More »
Sheryl Sandberg at Harvard
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There’s many commencement addresses delivered each year by celebrities, but too few of them are delivered by crazy-successful businesswomen who have us hanging on their every word. Facebook’s COO Sheryl Sandberg delivered the 2012 address at her alma mater, Harvard Business School, this week. “Careers … are not a ladder, they’re a jungle gym,” she told them. ”Move sideways, move down, move on, move off.” Smart, no? You can read the full text on of her speech Huffington Post, too. [YouTube]

WTF Chart: Men Overwhelmingly Quoted In Media About Women’s Rights, Abortion & Birth Control

This is a chart made by the media watchdog group 4thEstate.net about the numbers of women and men quoted in the media in print and on TV on women’s issues. As you can read about in more detail on 4th Estate’s site, regardless of the publication or show, men’s voices still over-represent even when the issue being discussed is women’s rights, abortion, birth control or attacks on Planned Parenthood.

The chart itself requires little explanation. The questions it arises? Those are endless. [4thEstate.net]

Obviously John Edwards’ Mistress Unveiled Her New Tell-All Book Today

Edwards Walks Free
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John Edwards slithered away from a prison sentence yesterday. Read More »
Sex Tape Destroyed
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John Edwards' sex tape with his mistress will be destroyed. Read More »
Rielle Is Bonkers
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The mistress posed in GQ in her undies with stuffed animals. Read More »
Abducted By Aliens?
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Rielle Hunter wanted to claim she'd been abducted by aliens. Read More »
  • What a coincidence! Yesterday a North Carolina jury found John Edwards not guilty of one charge and a mistrial of five other charges that he misused campaign funds to hide his pregnant mistress. Today, the ex-mistress herself Rielle Hunter announced her new tell-all memoir, What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me. Do you think she will explain that time she suggested the campaign release a statement saying she was abducted by aliens? Or tell us how she spent her $9,000-a-month allowance?  [People]
  • George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot and killed unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, has reportedly had his bail revoked and must turn himself in within 48 hours. It’s about time. [Miami Herald]
  • “Star Wars” creator George Lucas announced he is heading towards retirement and appointed Kathleen Kennedy as the co-chair of Lucasfilm. [USA Today]
  • Hugh Hefner’s let his ex-fiancĂ©e Crystal Harris move back into the Playboy Mansion and presumably they’re back together, too? Life is weird. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Pregnant Snooki returned to the “Jersey Shore” beach house in Seaside Heights for filming, for who-the-fuck-knows-what reason. She can’t drink. She can’t hot tub. She probably can’t even GTL! [TMZ] Keep reading »
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