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Morning Quickies: John Travolta Accused Of Sexual Assault By Third Man

John's Penis Grope?
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John Travolta allegedly grabbed his masseur's penis during a massage. Read More »
John's Denial
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John Travolta denies that he sexually assaulted a masseur. Read More »
Second Accusation
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A second masseur accused John Travolta of sexual assault. Read More »
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  • A third man has accused John Travolta of a sexual assault, following two lawsuits filed earlier this week by two unnamed masseurs that say the actor came onto them sexually during a session. The latest accuser, Fabian Zanzi, said Travolta assaulted him in 2009 when Zanzi met him while working with VIP guests on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Zanzi said Travolta asked for a massage and offered him $12,000 to have sex. [Daily Mail UK
  • Giulina Rancic, who is expecting her first child via a surrogate, talks baby names. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Adele is uncomfortable with fame and sometimes dresses up incognito and walks around London, hoping not to be spotted by fans. [PopCrush]
  • Carmen Electra and her fiancé are dunzo. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Why are some celebs, including Christy Turlington Burns, boycotting Mother’s Day this year? [iVillage]
  • How to cry in public without everybody staring at you. [Gurl] Keep reading »

9 Reasons Not To Date A Mama’s Boy

Mother's Day
Everything you need to celebrate mom. Read More »
Dudes To Avoid
Avoid these guys because of their jobs. Read More »
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If you want a girl to be your mother / go find another, go find another one

So sang the band Elizabeth and the Catapult. Truer words were never spoken. Alas, mama’s boys don’t exactly ring your doorbell and announce themselves. They get you hook, line and sinker with their great relationship with their mom. Then you see he’s fielding phone calls from Mom at all hours of the days or night. Then you realize he can’t make decisions about real-life stuff because he’s so used to her making all those decisions for him. When he keeps his mouth shut while she criticizing you for your arrabiata recipe/housecleaning/haircut, you realize you’re screwed. So. Screwed.

This Mother’s Day, be good to your mama, but stay away those mama’s boys. After the jump, nine reasons to steer clear! Keep reading »

Ryan Gosling Gets Emma Stone (Yet Again) In “The Gangster Squad” Trailer

Equal Pay Ryan Gosling
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Hey girl, Ryan thinks you should ask for that raise. You earned it. Read More »
Women Who Hate Gos?!
Foolish writer seeks women for article about hating Ryan Gosling. Ffffffft. Read More »
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Amelia might be laying on a beach in Tulum, Mexico, this week, but her deep abiding love obsession with Ryan Gosling is still with us. In her honor, here’s The Gos’ new trailer for “The Gangster Squad,” a cops-and-robbers movie about gangsters in 1940′s L.A., co-starring luckiest-bitch-in-the-world Emma Stone. Yup, she gets to make out with Ryan again. Oh, hey, and Josh Brolin and Anthony Mackie is in this film as well and they’re pretty easy on the eyes, too. Enjoy! [YouTube]

Evening Quickies: Johnny Depp Denies Vanessa Paradis Split

Johnny Splits?
Rumor has it Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are dunzo. Read More »
Johnny And Vanessa
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A look back at one of the world's sexiest couples. Read More »
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Anna Faris is pregnant! Read More »
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  • Johnny Depp finally publicly denied that he and longtime love Vanessa Paradis have split, as People magazine reported: “The rumors are not true. They are absolutely not true.” Vanessa denied the rumors herself a few months ago. I guess they’re not splitting up, then. We are so relieved! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Speaking of denials, Eva Longoria says the rest of the “Desperate Housewives” cast is not feuding with Teri Hatcher after all. [Celebrity Cafe
  • The estate of Jimmy Hendrix is none too pleased about the upcoming biopic starring Andre 3000. [Uptown Magazine]
  • I’m digging that rainbow ponytail, Lady Gaga. [PopCrush]
  • What’s Prince Charles doing reading the UK’s weather report?! Come on, Buckingham Palace. The royal who deserves more screen time is Prince Hot Ginge. [The FW]
  • Courtney Stodden is wearing little more than lingerie while baking in the kitchen with her mama, as you do. [The Superficial] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Women’s Experience Of Violence Linked To Risky Sex

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  • Women who’ve experienced violence — whether it’s watching a violent crime or being abused themselves — are more likely to engage in risky sex, according to a new study. The journal Psychology of Violence found that women who’ve experienced violence are more likely to have unprotected sex and have a high number of sex partners. [Huffington Post]
  • The House Armed Services Committee advanced an amendment to the 2013 defense authorization bill that will protect service members, including chaplains, from getting in trouble for opposing gays serving openly the military. I see what you are doing there, folks, and it’s sneaky. [Navy Times]
  • Actresses Julianne Moore and Fran Drescher are two more celebs standing up for Jennifer Tyrell, the lesbian mom who was ousted from her son’s Boy Scouts troop for being gay. [Queerty] Keep reading »

Unwed Mother Bristol Palin Wags Her Finger At Obama Over Gay Marriage

Obama Supports Gays
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The president comes out in support of same-sex unions. Read More »
Bigots "Lost" Gay Marriage
Bigots admit they've lost the gay marriage battle in our generation. Read More »
NC Gay Ban
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North Carolina voted to add gay marriage ban to state constitution. Read More »
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[It] would’ve been helpful for [President Obama] to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.  Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. … Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of “Glee.”

Unwed mother Bristol Palin penned a blog post about President Obama’s announcement yesterday that he supports gay marriage, no doubt while taking it doggy-style from another man to whom she is not legally married. You know, since the sanctity of marriage so important to her.

Also, if you read Bristol’s entire post, it’s a weirdly-argued screed about Christian submission in household and how liberals are upset when wives submit to husbands but Obama “submits” to his teenaged daughters. Um, WHAT? I just can’t anymore. [Patheos via Politico] Keep reading »

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