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OK Doctor Refuses To Provide Emergency Contraception To Rape Victim In ER

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  • An Oklahoma doctor working in an emergency room refused to provide emergency contraception to a 24-year-old rape victim because EC is against her personal beliefs. (Yes, the doctor was a woman.) According to the rape victim’s mother Rhonda, the doctor said, “I will not give you emergency contraceptives because it goes against my beliefs.” And guess what! It is perfectly legal for this doctor to do this in the state of Oklahoma because it has a so-called “conscience clause.” This poor rape victim and her mom had to travel to another hospital to get EC and prevent an unwanted pregnancy from rape. This is embarrassing, Oklahoma. [Think Progress]
  • Washington state’s same-sex marriage law will be voted on in a November referendum, after opponents of marriage equality have gathered enough signatures to put it on the ballet. In the meantime, the measure to allow civil marriage will sit in limbo. [USA Today] Keep reading »

Found! A Page From The Diary Of Choupette, Karl Lagerfeld’s Kitten

Karl's Cat Has Maids
Karl Lagerfeld's Siamese cat Choupette has two personal maids. Read More »
Kooky Karl
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Karl Lagerfeld does not wash his own hair. Read More »
Karl's Christmas Present
Maybe his heart isn't made of imported ice, after all. Read More »

This morning we were delighted to learn more about our favorite celebrity kitten, Choupette. The fluffy Siamese kitten is the kept woman of eccentric Chanel fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld. Herr Karl revealed recently that Choupette takes her dinner on top of the table, plays with an iPad, and “has two personal maids, for both day and night.” You know, as you do, cats.

But Karl’s most intriguing reveal about Choupette’s lifestyle is the way her young life is being painstakingly chronicled. When her daddy is traveling, details of Choupette’s day are kept in a notebook for him to review later. “When I am not there, the maids take down, in little books, everything she did, from what she ate, to how she behaved, if she was tired, and if she wasn’t sleeping,” Karl explained. “In the nine months, we already have almost 600 pages.”

And wouldn’t you know, we were able to get our hands on a page from Choupette the kitten’s diary. Imagine you’re reading it in a highly pitched, feminine Austrian accent … punctuated by occasional crotch licking. Keep reading »

What The Hell Is Justin Bieber Wearing On His Face?

Justin's Pap Brawl
The singer lost his cool on a paparazzo outside an L.A. mall. Read More »
"Boyfriend" Video!
We might be a wee bit obsessed with Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" video. Read More »
Every Girl A Princess
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez photo
Justin Bieber says every girl should feel like a princess. Aww! Read More »
On Justin's Virginity
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The pop star's sex life isn't hashed over like female pop stars his age. Read More »

Justin Bieber left a London radio station this morning wearing something called a “skull mask.” Maybe I am old, but is this a thing people wear for real? I thought face coverings were just for Michael Jackson and bird flu outbreaks. (Image via Fame/Flynet)

Lulu, The Plus Size Pole Dancer, Is My Spirit Animal

Naya Rivera Pole Dances
Naya Rivera pole dancing
Once upon a time the "Glee" star took a swing around the pole. Read More »
Celebrity Poledancers
Emma Watson learned how for her role in "The Bling Ring." Read More »
Lulu the plus size pole dancer
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A spirit animal is supposed to be someone who encapsulates your essence, your soul, your very spirit. When I saw Lulu the Plus Size Pole Dancer, I knew I had found mine. Even though she’s a bigger girl, Lulu took the stage of “America’s Got Talent” in front of millions of viewers and swung herself around the pole oozing confidence. (And I’ve taken a pole dancing class: those moves are haaaard.) The judges did not seem too impressed, so I’m not quite sure she’s got a lot of talent. But Lulu sure has hell has gumption. [E! Online]

John Mayer “Humiliated” By Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” Song, Calls It “Lousy”

John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
John's Sex Blab
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John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
John Is A Jerk
John Mayer Christmas sweater
Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »

“[I was] really humiliated [by "Dear John"]. It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do. … I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower? … I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

John Mayer responds to Taylor Swift’s “Dear John,” a scathing indictment of what an asshole Mayer can be. Lyrics like “maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love and take it away / you’ll add my name to a long list of traitors who don’t understand / and I’ll look back in regret I ignored when they said run as fast as you can” sure aren’t flattering. But  I’m on Team Taylor for this one. First of all, artists do art. Art makes the world go ’round; I didn’t realize they had to email their exes about it first. How about if you don’t want to wake up with a song written about you, don’t go bed with a songwriter? Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Is Engaged At 19, Y’all

Sex Under Table?
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth photo
Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
  • Miley Cyrus is engaged, y’all! Her boyfriend of three years, Liam Hemsworth, proposed on May 31 after three years together. While I’m happy for Miley, can we all agree that getting engaged at 19 is really young? Take your time, Miley!  [PopCrush]
  • Sheryl Crow announced she has a benign brain tumor and wrote on Facebook, “I want to assure everyone I’m OK.” Crow also battled breast cancer back in 2006. She can’t catch a break, can she? [People]
  • “Mad Men” actor Jared Harris, who played Lane Pryce, seems to be implying in this interview that Elisabeth Moss (who plays Peggy Olson) is off the show for good. Gasp! [The Daily]
  • Rihanna told Esquire she doesn’t understand why her collaborations with former abuser Chris Brown were controversial. I’m starting to think RiRi is not very bright. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Kate Winslet covered Italian Vanity Fair and gushes, “I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.” Us, too, Kate. Us, too. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
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