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Someone Did Not Think Through Matthew McConaughey’s “People” Cover

Married Matthew!
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Matthew McConaughey wed his longtime girlfriend Camila Alves. Read More »
Weekend Wedding!
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Matthew McConaughey and longtime GF are gearing up to get hitched. Read More »
Immaculate Conception
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Matt McConaughey will tell you the night his daughter was conceived. Read More »
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  • Someone did not think through the Matthew McConaughey and wife Camila Alves’ wedding day People magazine cover photo. Or maybe they’re just fans of “smell my finger” jokes. [Dlisted]

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Stephen Colbert Defends “Radical Feminist” Nuns

Vatican Denounces Nun
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Vatican denounces nun's book supporting masturbation, gay sex. Read More »
Radical Feminist Nuns
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The Vatican is fretting about radical feminist nuns. Read More »
Kate Upton, Sexy Nun
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Kate Upton indulges in your sexy nun fantasy. Read More »
Today's Lady News
Watch Colbert Defend Those Crazy Radical Nuns!
  • Better late than never: it is from Monday night’s show, but I really wanted to post Stephen Colbert coming to the defense of “radical feminist” Catholic nuns. Love you so hard, Stephen. [The Colbert Report]
  • On how Republicans in the House of Representatives are blocking abortion access for our servicewomen. Apparently even if you’re willing to give your life for your own country, that’s not reason enough to get basic women’s health care. (Yes, basic health care: one in three women will have an abortion in her lifetime … including women in the military). [Mother Jones]
  • At Sunday night’s Tony Awards, “Porgy & Bess” star Audra McDonald became the first-ever woman of color to win five Tonys (and only the third woman ever). [Racialicious]
  • Why black transgender woman CeCe McDonald of Minneapolis should not be housed in a male prison. [ColorLines] Keep reading »

Colin Powell (Yes, Seriously) Sings “Call Me Maybe”

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Jimmy Fallon and The Roots cover "Call Me Maybe"
Jimmy Fallon and The Roots did a "Call Me Maybe" cover! Read More »
Call Obama Maybe?
President Obama covered "Call Me Maybe," sort of. Read More »
Miss USA Cover
Miss USA Call Me Maybe
Watch this: Miss USA contestants cover "Call Me Maybe." Read More »
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Well, well, well. Look who it is. Colin Powell, former Secretary of State under President George W. Bush, was on CBS  this morning and added himself to the pantheon of “Call Me Maybe” covers. Technically it’s not a cover — he just sings a few bars with Gayle King — but its still clear the man knows his Carly Rae Jepsen from his Demi Lovato. Who knew? [Popdust]

The First Lady Joins Pinterest

Michelle On "The View"
Michelle Obama on "The View"
Michelle Obama talks race and her girls on "The View." Read More »
Tucked Into Bed
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The President makes sure to tuck the First Lady into bed each night. Read More »
Romance, Barack-Style
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How young Barack Obama wooed the ladies, according to his ex-GFs. Read More »
  • Michelle Obama is now on Pinterest! But in all honesty, Ann Romney’s got the better Pinterest account — the First Lady has a couple pics of her family, but Romney shares recipes, crafts and books to read. [Pinterest]
  • Hottie Joseph Fiennes is joining the cast of “American Horror Story” season two. [PopBytes]
  • Here’s the first look at baby vampire Renesmee from “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2.” [ONTD]
  • Sex advice from Emily Blunt and Rosemarie Dewitt! [Nerve]
  • Amber Rose is hawking some of her old clothes on eBay and some of the items are actually affordable for us mere mortals. [The Gloss]
  • Penguins are crazy sex maniacs, says science. [How About We]
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Crazy Girl Only Gets Butt & Lips In Matchbox 20’s “She’s So Mean”

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Why is Fiona Apple wearing an octopus on her head? Read More »
I'm A Celine Dion Superfan
And I don't care who knows! Read More »
"Boyfriend" Video!
We might be a wee bit obsessed with Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" video. Read More »
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I am a lifelong, unabashed, unapologetic Matchbox 20 superfan. I own all their albums. They were the first band I ever saw in concert. I’ve even paid money just to hear the lead singer Rob Thomas to speak on a panel about music. I will defend his talented songwriting skills to the death. You want to take this outside, bitch? Because I will fight you. I will fight you in an alley. (Winona understands.) I’m beyond pumped for their new album and was super-excited when Amelia IMed me their new music lyric video, “She’s So Mean.”

So I was beyond not pumped when I actually watched the “She’s So Mean” video and my overwhelming emotion was “Ew.” Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Burger King Debuts Bacon Sundae

  • What obesity epidemic? On Thursday, Burger King will debut a 510-bacon sundae for its summertime menu. Did you know Burger King had a “summertime menu”? I didn’t either. This vanilla ice cream with fudge, caramel and bacon crumbles packs in 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar. Did I mention there’s a piece of bacon sticking out of the sundae? It’s only available until September 3, so act fast before we eat them all. [Yahoo]
  • Jenna Bush Hager interviewed her grandpa, George H.W. Bush, for the “Today” show on his 88th birthday. I am going to keep my snotty comment about nepotism to myself. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • There’s just something about vintage bikini ads, isn’t there? [TresSugar]

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