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It’s Time You Knew: No One Feels Bad For You

Chris Brown Fight
Chris Brown fight Drake Twitter pic
Chris Brown injured in a fight with Drake's entourage. Read More »
Boring Bristol
Life's A Tripp
Bristol Palin's reality show "Life's A Tripp" needs a double espresso. Read More »
John Trashes Taylor
Summer Beauty Inspiration From The Stars
John Mayer "humiliated" by Taylor Swift's "Dear John" song. Read More »
I don't feel bad for you

Last night, domestic abuser and homophobe Chris Brown got in a brawl with someone who was possibly in Drake’s entourage, supposedly over Rihanna, and he lost a bloody piece of his chin in the melee.

This morning, The New York Post reported xoJane writer Cat Marnell is leaving the blog to smoke angel dust and “write a book.” Like, she actually said that to a reporter. This is the new plan because she doesn’t want to stop using drugs, as she has been asked to do by her employer.

Then, this South African couple told the Daily Mail about how they keep an adult pet Bengal tiger inside their home as a pet and he sometimes chews up their sofas. This couple also owns several tasty-looking pet dogs.

Typically, I  have boundless reserves of empathy, if not outright sympathy, for others. But it is time for some real talk: None of these people are deserving of our sympathy. I mean, it sucks when bad things happen to people, like when your Bengal tiger eats your couch. It would suck if more bad things happened to these people, like if your pet Bengal tiger eats your dogs. But do we feel bad for these individuals for the hard knocks coming their way? No. No, we do not.

After the jump, more people we do not feel bad for at all. Not one little bit. “Unbad,” you might even say: Keep reading »

Bristol Palin’s Reality Show, “Life’s A Tripp,” Looks So Boring

Deadbeat Dad?
Levi Johnston photo
Levi Johnston says he barely sees his son by Bristol Palin. Read More »
Levi Lives with Mom
Levi Johnston photo
Levi Johnston is supposedly broke and living with his mama. Read More »
Stars In His Eyes
Bristol Palin trashes her ex, saying he's "obsessed with the limelight." Read More »
Life's A Tripp
Most Boring Reality Show Ever?

This is the Palin Conundrum: ignore them and hope they go away, or pay attention to the insipid things they do in order to mock them, thus contributing to their tick-bite hold on the public psyche.

The good news is that in Bristol Palin’s upcoming Lifetime reality show “Life’s A Tripp,” girlfriend may just encourage you to stop paying attention to her out of sheer apathy. The attempts at plot drama — paparazzi are taking photos! some man confronts Bristol in a bar about  her mom! — are the kinds of “drama” that would have ended up on the “Real Housewives” cutting room floor. The best part is when Bristol tells her sister “I wouldn’t wish this on anyone,” which is usually the feeling of someone who does a reality show. So grab yourself a double espresso and check out the series trailer. At least Tripp is cute? See an extended clip from the show, featuring mom Sarah, after the jump! [MyLifetime] Keep reading »

But I Really Wanted To Be A Graphic Novelist

Girly Graphic Novels
What do we think of these girly graphic novels? Read More »
French Women Secrets
How French women stay hot when they're old! Read More »

Summer is the perfect time to kick back with a good book and no, you don’t have to read Crime And Punishment. I prefer a good graphic novel and I’m in luck: But I Really Wanted To Be An Anthropologist by French illustrator Margaux Motin was just published in English. Like me, you’ll lust after Margaux’s adorable French daughter, her hot husband, and enviably chic wardrobe. (At least, that’s how she draws it!) And if you like just-us-girls honesty here on The Frisky, you’ll love Margaux’s share-everything-no-matter-how-embarrassing tone. Grab a box of macaroons and a copy of Anthropologist for the cheapest trip to Paris you’ll ever take. [$19.01, Amazon.com]

Chris Brown Injured In Fight With Drake’s Entourage, Supposedly Over Rihanna

Chris And Rihanna
A timeline of Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship. Read More »
On Abused Women
Facts about Rihanna and other abused women. Read More »
Chris Brown & Abuse
On why our culture must take domestic violence more seriously. Read More »
Rihanna's Forgiveness
Collaborating? Rihanna takes her forgiveness of Chris Brown too far. Read More »
  • Chris Brown and either Drake or a member of Drake’s entourage scuffled at a New York City nightclub last night, supposedly over the fact Drake has hooked up with Chris’s ex-girlfriend — who he beat the crap out of, remember? — Rihanna. Details are pretty unclear, including whether Drake was even at the club, but suffice it to say there was a brawl and Chris tweeted a pic of a bloody gash on his chin and complained Drake’s entourage was “throwing bottles like girls.” When police arrived at the scene, Chris was no longer at the club and he later pulled the Instagram pic down. [TMZ, Huffington Post]

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Chescaleigh Gets “Cat Called”

Shit Girls Say
Oh ladiez, so predictable! Watch »
More Shit Girls Say
The stereotypes keep on comin'! Watch »
SH*t Liz Lemon Says
Sh*t Liz Lemon Says
Blerg! I want to go to there. Lemon, out. Read More »
Cat Calling Ain't Cool!

You remember Chescaleigh from the “Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls” videos? Of course you do. She’s back, this time with a new video about street harassment in which she plays both the loser with no game “hssssss”-ing her on the street and the woman minding-her-own business who has to deal with his catcalls. “Here’s what I don’t understand,” she says. “Are these guys really so desperate, horny, and insecure about their penis size that they are willing to hit on anything? And I mean anything, because they don’t really seem to discriminate.” Yes, Chescaleigh, they really are. Clearly I need to tell you about the time I was catcalled last summer while wearing a fucking eyepatch. [YouTube]

Porn Star James Deen: 5 Things To Know About Lindsay Lohan’s Newest Co-Star

Meet James Deen
Meet James Deen, porn's hot guy-next-door. Read More »
Good In Bed
Porn star James Deen on what makes a woman good in bed. Read More »
Women & Porn
10 reasons they watch. Read More »

No, no, no, Lindsay Lohan is not going to be in a porn — her new co-star on a flick called “The Canyons” – has a long history in pornography. James Deen appeared in hundreds of adult films and as our own Julie put it, it’s all because of his “nerd appeal.” He and LiLo are expected to star in the thriller about twentysomethings on a “quest for power, love, sex and success in 2012 Hollywood,” written by American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis. Should be fun.

Now let’s get to know James Deen … in the most safe-for-work way we possibly can. Keep reading »

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