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A Polish Color To End All Polish Colors

Summer Nail Color Picks
The Frisky's top 10 favorite nail color picks for summer 2012! Read More »
Pastel Nail Polish
Will you take the spring trend for a test drive? Read More »
Neon Ombre Nails
how to get neon ombre nails
Simcha will show you have to do neon ombre nails. Read More »

Summertime is all about the colors on your nails and, girl, have I got the color for you: Anardana, from the Thakoon for NARS collaboration. Gorgeous, right?  This color is professional enough for work, sexy enough for a night of dancing under the stars, and girly enough for a picnic in the park. But if this rich pink hue doesn’t do it for you, Thakoon for NARS has got five other colors evoking an Indian spice market. I think I’m in love. [$18, NarsCosmetics.com]

John Edwards Had Two Other Mistresses, Rielle Hunter Claims

Rielle's Tell-All Book
Obviously John Edwards' mistress published a tell-all. Read More »
Sex Tape Destroyed
John Edwards sex tape photo
John Edwards' sex tape with his mistress will be destroyed. Read More »
Rielle Is Bonkers
rielle hunter gq pics
The mistress posed in GQ in her undies with stuffed animals. Read More »
  • Rielle Hunter’s new book, What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, And Me, claims Senator John Edwards carried on affairs with at least two other women with married to Elizabeth Edwards. We are shocked, shocked! [ABC News]
  • New couple alert! “Mad Men” star Elisabeth Moss is dating an Australian cinematographer Adam Arkapaw. [New York Daily News]
  • Some conservative fans are bashing Carrie Underwood after she came out in support of marriage equality. [Idolator]
  • Lena Dunham doesn’t give a shit what James Franco’s opinion is about “Girls.” [Vanity Fair]
  • Jay-Z is being sued for copyright infringement by a California man who claims that lyrics in the book Decoded were plagiarized off a stolen computer. [PopCrush]
  • “Terminator” star Nick Stahl checked out of rehab a week ago and has gone missing again. The actor freaked everyone out last month when he briefly went missing, presumably on a drug binge. [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

Breastfeeding Military Moms’ Spokeswoman Fired From Her Civilian Job

Breastfeeding on Time
TIME magazine breastfeeding cover photo
Time magazine's breastfeeding cover is just a tad provocative. Read More »
Nursing "Obscene"
Funny Or Die removed a breastfeeding skit it found "obscene." Read More »
Oreo And Breast Milk?
Care for some breast milk with your Oreo cookie? Read More »
"A Disgrace"
breastfeeding Air Force women
Air Force mamas photographed nursing called a disgrace. Read More »

Last month, the Interwebs were abuzz over pics of with two Airmen breastfeeding in uniform. Terran Echegoyen-McCabe and Christina Luna were not violating a specific policy against breastfeeding, but an Air Force spokesperson said Airmen must project a “professional image at all times while in uniform.” They were somewhat lucky: earlier this month, the spokeswoman for Mom2Mom, the organization behind the nursing pics, found herself out of a job. Crystal Scott was fired from her job as an X-ray technician in  Washington and was told by her employer it was “due to the media.” Keep reading »

Shia LaBeouf’s Penis Steals The Show In Sigur Ros Music Video

Shia Bangs And Tells
Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox photo
Shia LaDouche, I mean, LaBeouf claims he bangs Megan Fox, Read More »
Shia's Bad Boy Rep
shia labeouf photo
Is Shia LaBeouf a bad boy. Or is it just posturing? Read More »
Morning Quickies
Jack Osbourne photo
Jack Osbourne has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Read More »
Evening Quickies
Shia In Music Video
  • Shia LaBeouf and Shia LaBeouf’s penis are the stars of Sigur Ros’ music video for “Fjogur Piano,” or, as they put it, a mystery film experiment. I call it eight-and-a-half-minutes of WTF Is Going On. [Huffington Post]
  • Vile person Glenn Beck is planning what he calls an anti-”Glee” show, whatever that may mean. I guess a fun program for kids promoting hate and intolerance? [PopCrush]
  • Rachel McAdams’ new short ‘do is trés adorbs. Eat your heart out, Gos. [Betty Confidential]
  • The four eldest daughters in the Duggar family will be writing an advice/self-help book aimed at young women. [Faith Goes Pop]
  • Is Conde Nast trying to cripple former French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld’s new magazine, CR? It would seem so. [Refinery29] Keep reading »

Sexy Chinese School Teaches Mandarin Via Bikini Clad Profs

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  • SexyMandarin.com — a “sexy” Mandarin language school with teachers wearing bikinis —  supposedly helps foreigners learn the Chinese tongue. Because we all know how focused and attentive men are while staring at scantily clad women. [Telegraph UK]
  • Meet Kyrsten Sinema, who is running for the House of Representatives in Arizona. If she wins, she will be the first openly bisexual Congresswoman. [Current]
  • A New Jersey construction site has a sign up reading: “We apologize for the whistling construction workers, but man you look good!” Oh, come on. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden’s SeXXXy Tribute To Marilyn Monroe

Grammar With Court
See what Courtney Stodden's tweets can teach you about grammar! Read More »
Doug Does Courtney
Dressing like your wife on Halloween -- romantic? Read More »
Courtney's Breast Exam
Stodden insists her breasts are legit. Watch »
Courtney Stodden as Marilyn Monroe
Courtney Stodden Epitomizes Glamour

I know just what you need this afternoon: Courtney Stodden in soft focus, sexily reading on the couch, sexily applying lipstick, and sexily stroking flowers down her arm, all done up like Marilyn Monroe. Of course, Court put her super-sexy-sensual twist on her Marilyn Monroe tribute. That twist being six-inch stripper heels. Watch your back, Michelle Williams. [YouTube]

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