Jessica Wakeman

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Panda Accused Of Faking Pregnancy For Air Conditioning, Extra Bamboo

“Punk’d,” panda edition: Ai Hin, a female bear living at the Chengdu panda preserve in China, had animal researchers thinking she was pregnant. She couldn’t pee on a stick…

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 3:30 pm

“To Stay In The Closet Or Not To Stay In The Closet?” That Is One Bisexual Woman’s Question To Dear Prudence

How much should your family know about your sex life? Most straight people will probably say “not much,” given how our heteronormative culture just assumes most of us are screwing…

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Zara Pulls Pajama Top Over Complaints It Looks Like Concentration Camp Uniform

Some of us look at this shirt and see a cute, striped top festooned with a pretty star and the word “sheriff.” Others look at the Zara toddler’s pajama top…

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Life After Dating: Marriage For Introverts

Pretty much everything about Kale and I getting married was untraditional. But we were actually quite traditional by not moving in together until a few days before our wedding.

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Chris Soules Is Your New “Bachelor” Beefcake

Least surprising announcement in history: hot farmer Chris Soules will be the next star of “The Bachelor.” The adorable Iowan couldn’t tempt Andi Dorfman to the cornfields on last…

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 10:30 am

7 Nail Colors That Are Perfect For Fall

Fall means pumpkin spice lattes, back­-to­-school supplies, and cozy sweaters. But for this of us beauty lovers, it means something even more special: the new season of fall nail colors.

Jessica Wakeman | August 27, 2014 - 9:30 am

Nick Cannon’s Dad Throws Shade At Mariah On Facebook

Continuing a long tradition of celeb family members who should just shut up, Nick Cannon’s father posted — then removed — a damning comment on Facebook seemingly aimed at Mariah…

Jessica Wakeman | August 26, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Olivia Wilde Dumps “Breast Milk” On Her Head For #ALSIceBucketChallenge

There is no fucking way Olivia Wilde actually doused herself with breast milk for the #ALSIceBucketChallenge — but pretty funny anyway!
Suge Knight, the co-founder of Death Row…

Jessica Wakeman | August 25, 2014 - 1:52 pm

Yet Another Kate Middleton Lookalike Enters The Fray

This is Christina Spencer. She’s 26 an a lawyer from Brighton in the UK. She’s also embarking upon a side-career as a yet another professional Kate Middleton lookalike. All she…

Jessica Wakeman | August 23, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Sorry, Straight Ladies: Lesbians Are Having More Orgasms Than You

Straight ladies have Ryan Gosling. But lesbian ladies have better orgasms. Like, significantly better orgasms, according to a new study.

Jessica Wakeman | August 23, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Benedict Cumberbatch Takes The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge … Naked

Can’t say I’ve ever understood the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch … until now. First of all, THAT ACCENT. But more importantly the “Sherlock” star got the #ALSIceBucketChallenge from three different…

Jessica Wakeman | August 23, 2014 - 9:00 am

Woman Sues Facebook For $123 Million For Not Removing Her Likeness In “Revenge Porn”

Meryem Ali, 28, of Houston, Texas, is suing Facebook for $123 million for failing to remove her likeness in “revenge porn” photos posted to their site. As she tells…

Jessica Wakeman | August 22, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Landlord Evicted Tenant Over Noisy Sex Swing

You think your stomping upstairs neighbor is a problem? Imagine hearing apartment 3A’s squeaky sex swing at all hours of the night. A court in Munich, Germany, sided with a…

Jessica Wakeman | August 22, 2014 - 5:00 pm

RIP Society: Oklahoma City Police Officer Arrested For Sexually Assaulting 7 Women

To protect and serve, huh? Oklahoma City police arrested fellow cop Daniel Ken Holtzclaw, 27, yesterday for rape and sexual battery against seven Black women.

Oklahoma City Police…

Jessica Wakeman | August 22, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Black Actress Octavia Spencer Is “Red Band Society”‘s Resident “Scary Bitch”

Having already seen “The Fault In Our Stars” and “Glee,” I don’t think I’ll be tuning in for Fox’s “Red Band Society,” a new dramedy produced by Steven Spielberg…

Jessica Wakeman | August 22, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Study: “Fifty Shades” Readers Are Slutty Binge Drinkers With Eating Disorders & Abusive Partners

Today in Things That Make Me Want To Scream “CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION!” And Beat My Head Against The Wall:

Last year, a study out of Michigan…

Jessica Wakeman | August 22, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Miley Cyrus Is Banned From The Dominican Republic

The Dominican Republic banned twerkin’ crotch-grabber Miley Cyrus for being “against morals and customs, which are punishable by Dominican law.” The pop star has an upcoming concert in the…

Jessica Wakeman | August 22, 2014 - 10:41 am

Anthropologie Told Nursing Mom To Feed Her Kid In The Toilet

Breastfeeding moms held a “nurse-in” at Anthropologie after a woman shopping in a Los Angeles store was escorted by a manager to the bathroom to continue feeding her kid.

Jessica Wakeman | August 21, 2014 - 5:30 pm

10 Bicycle Safety Tips For Ladies

Let us turn now to the most important people in our nation: young men who attend elite universities and want to work in law or medicine someday. As a new…

Jessica Wakeman | August 21, 2014 - 4:00 pm

The Christian Country Song “God Made Girls” By RaeLynn Is A Hot Feminist Mess

Hoo boy. Have you heard that song “God Made Girls” by the country singer RaeLynn? She appeared as Racheal Lynn Woodward on season two of “The Voice” on Blake Shelton’s…

Jessica Wakeman | August 21, 2014 - 3:30 pm

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