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The Most Insane Moment On This Morning’s “Today Show”: Kathie Lee Teaches Kristen Stewart How To Smile

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Kathie Lee Teaches K-Stew How To Smile

Once upon a time, the highest paid actor or actress in Hollywood was someone who had a bit more gravitas than “Twilight.” But Kristen Stewart has topped Forbes magazine’s list of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood, cashing in with $34.5 million in the past year.

This doesn’t sit well with Kathie Lee Gifford, who just doesn’t understand why the Kristen won’t smile. Join the club, KLG. And she even goes so far as to offer smiling lessons, although I think we can agree Tyra does it better. Now, what’s this about K-Stew’s “back end”?

Patti Stanger Wants To Adopt An American Boy

Debunking Patti
Patti has some stupid theories -- we prove them wrong. Read More »
Patti Stanger Q&A
Patti talks to The Frisky about life, love, and BJs. Read More »
Keep The Ring?
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Patti's WTF Tweets
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  • “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger explains why she would like to adopt a little boy and why she would prefer to adopt an American. Do you think it’s bizarre or admirable that Patti’s being so specific?  [She Knows]
  • And Patti’s also finally debuted her new boyfriend of three months, David Krause. And he’s apparently into this adopting plan. [Life & Style]
  • A “Sesame Street” movie is in the works! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Model Molly Simms gave birth on Tuesday to a baby boy. Congratulations! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Rope sales are supposedly on the uptick thanks to the erotic BDSM novel 50 Shades Of Grey. [The FW]
  • Obsessed Justin Beiber fans are selling their Belieber crap on Etsy. [PopCrush] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Officially Dunzo, Publicist Confirms

Johnny Cheating?
Is Johnny Depp fooling around with "Rum Diaries" co-star Amber Heard? Read More »
Johnny Splits?
Rumor has it Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are dunzo. Read More »
Morning Quickies
John Edwards may have had more than one mistress. You don't say! Read More »
  • It’s officially over: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis confirmed through a publicist that they have “amicably separated.” Nooooo. It must have been his fedora. (Or, you know, Amber Heard.) [Celebrity Cafe]

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Anti-Abortion Law Pennsylvania Goes Into Effect

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  • A law restricting abortion rights in Pennsylvania by posing medically unnecessary requirements on clinics has gone into effect. Fourteen of the state’s previous 22 abortion clinics have been licensed to provide surgical abortions going forward. The other clinics will provide various other levels of care, although one abortion clinic has actually closed. [Philly.com]
  • A transgender person proposed to their partner at the White House during an LGBT Pride reception this weekend. [Feministing]
  • Bleacher Report’s “100 Hottest Olympians,” about the hot female athletes of the Olympics, is the most sexist, disrespectful piece you’ll read all week. [Think Progress] Keep reading »

The Most Insane Moment On This Morning’s “Today” Show: Joan Rivers Swears Off Botox (NSFW)

Kathie Lee Talks Pee
Should men be forced to pee sitting down? KLG & Hoda discuss. Read More »
Foot In Mouth
Martin Short
KLG accidentally asks Martin Short about his dead wife on air. Read More »
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Joan Swears Off Botox

At 79 years old, Joan Rivers has finally decided to embrace her natural beauty. This video is most definitely NSFW, due to a reference to Betty White’s poop. Keepin’ it classy, Joan.

CW Morning Show Host Calls Sarah Jessica Parker A “Dog”

Dirty Diapers
SJP's olfactory senses are seriously broken. Read More »
SJP As Horse
An artist paints Sarah Jessica Parker as a horse. Read More »
Frisky Sexism
All of The Frisky's posts about sexism. Read More »
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Sexist Against Sarah Jessica

While I am empathetic to the plight of the CW’s morning show “Eye Opener,” which I did not know existed until I saw this clip, and their desperate need to drum up controversy and attention, their sexist stunt right on the heels of chitchatting about a sexist stunt is beyond idiotic. On Friday, two male and one female hosts were gabbing about Gretchen Carlson jokingly walking off the “Fox & Friends” set after her male co-host made a sexist remark. After a little bit of banter about how the male cohosts had better behave themselves, one of them introduces the show’s next segment about Barack Obama fundaraiser like this: “Is a dog campaigning for Obama? No, not Sarah Jessica Parker!” Hardy-har-har. (Also? People say she looks like a horse, not a dog.) Now go back into obscurity where you belong and learn some grownup humor. [Think Progress]

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