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The Most Insane Moment On This Morning’s “Today Show”: Things Will Grow On Kathie Lee’s Face

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Alec Baldwin drops pants on Letterman
Why did Alec Baldwin drop his pants on Letterman? Read More »
Joan Swears Off Botox
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Could it be?! Will Joan Rivers finally give up injectables?! Read More »
Kathie Lee Talks Pee
Should men be forced to pee sitting down? KLG & Hoda discuss. Read More »
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Kathie Lee Talks Mugly The Dog

This morning, we met Mugly the Chinese Crested, the pooch who won the World’s Ugliest Dog contest for the second time in his ugly life. And somehow, some way, Kathie Lee Gifford managed to make a conversation about Mugly  into a conversation about Kathie Lee, specifically how one day she expects “things” to grow out of her face. Yum.

Some Creep Is Filming Videos Of Your Legs On The Subway And Posting Them On YouTube

Creep Shaming
Why whining about "creep shaming" is total BS. Read More »
Woman Attacks Pervert
Today's Lady News
This woman opened a can of whoop-ass on a man who groped her. Read More »
She-Hulk Catches Perv
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A 24-year-old she-hulk caught a perv on the Boston subway. Read More »
Street Harassment
How do you respond? Read More »
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The good news is that YouTube has pulled an account belonging to “John Zippy,” a man who was surreptiously filming women’s legs on the subway through a camera placed inside a Starbucks cup and posting the videos online.

The bad news is the YouTube channel “New York Subway Girls” had 35 videos posted on it before it was yanked, featuring 102 women whose body parts were being filmed without their consent. Gross. And the New York Police Department is unable do anything about the vids — unless a woman filmed specifically complains about sexual harassment — because filming in public is not illegal. Keep reading »

Octomom Has A Boyfriend (And I’m Still Single)

Octo Porn
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Everything you need to know about Octomom's porn shoot. Read More »
Octomom On Howard
Cannot be unseen: Octomom rides the Sybian on Howard Stern. (NSFW) Read More »
Octo Troubles
Foreclosure is looming for Octomom and her 14 kids. Read More »
  • Octomom has a boyfriend and I’m still single. Nadya Suleman is dating a 23-year-old tanorexic amateur bodybuilder named Frankie G whom she met “through church.” Okay then. [TMZ]
  • Meet Mugly, a hairless Chinese Crested, who won the World’s Ugliest Dog contest this weekend for the second time in his life. Now that’s ugly. [The FW]
  • Justin Bieber’s family of “hillbillies” once shot and ate a bear while camping in the woods. I can hardly belieb it. [Popdust]
  • How to talk dirty without freaking anyone out. Dirty talk is both an art and a science, you see. [Modern Man]
  • “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek, 71, suffered a heart attack this weekend. Get well soon, Alex! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

8 Reasons To Show Your Online Dating Profile To Your Friends

OK Cupid Enemies
The best of the online daters collected on OK Cupid Enemies. Read More »
Profile Dos And Don'ts
Do's and Don'ts for your online dating profile. Read More »
Types To Avoid
There are a lot of great guy online -- just not these five types. Read More »
I Found A BF Online
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How I found a boyfriend online dating. Yes, it really happens! Read More »
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Real talk: a lot of people are really bad at selling themselves online dating. Have you seen OK Cupid Enemies? Have you read Annals Of Online Dating? From their profile pics to their self-descriptions to their harebrained “what up girl i wanna get wit u” messages, they almost make it too easy.

Too easy to stay single, I mean.

So I’m going to suggest something uncomfortable: I’m going to suggest you show your online dating profile, everything in your online dating profile, to a trusted friend and ask for an honest assessment of what you’re doing wrong.  Keep reading »

Dutchess Kate Inspires British Women To Cover Up (Or Britain Is Just Cold?)

Kate's Fur Drama
Kate Middleton is caught in the middle of some fur-lined drama. Read More »
Kate's No Style Icon
Can we stop pretending Kate Middleton is a style icon? Read More »
Kate Middleton style

Important fashion news! A “study” by a Parisian fashion company found that British women wear “longer skirts and less revealing tops” than women elsewhere in Europe, especially Italy and France. The “study” posits that Kate Middleton’s preppy-princess style is encouraging women to dress more “demure” by covering their upper arms and knees. (Kate Moss is also cited by the study being quoted as saying women should cover up, which is funny because Kate’s the most Most Likely To Be Naked model ever.) I don’t doubt that Duchess Kate’s inspired women to purchase more preppy fashions like the ones at LK Bennett and Reiss. But there’s something else this “study” might want to note: the UK is cold, y’all. Colder than Italy. Colder than France.

Just a thought. [NY Daily News]

Ridiculous Beyoncé Bought Jay-Z $40 Million Learjet For Father’s Day

Song For Blue Ivy
Jay Z releases a song for his baby girl. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Model Agyness Deyn suddenly married Giovanni Ribisi. Read More »
  • Beyoncé reportedly bought hubby Jay-Z a $40 million Learjet, with its own kitchen and two bathrooms, as a first Father’s Day present. Bey, you’ve got a problem if you’re making Mariah Carey look normal. [PopCrush]
  • Wild and crazy Hillary Clinton is wearing Mardi Gras beads and crazy sunglasses, for some reason. Someone want to explain this to me? [The FW]
  • Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge gave birth yesterday to her first child, a baby girl, with Kings Of Leon rocker Caleb Followill. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Five quirky tips to make iced coffee that rocks. Hey, Starbucks, charging $5.50 isn’t one of them. [Betty Confidential]
  • James Marsden is expecting a baby with a 24-year-old Brazilian model, Rose Costa, whom he got with after splitting with his wife of 11 years. Awkward! [New York Post] Keep reading »
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