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“Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2″ Trailer Promises Less Vampire Sex, More Epic Battles

In Defense Of Twilight
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Why's "Twilight" so hot? There's a lot of holding back before letting go. Read More »
Is Bella A Feminist?
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Is Bella a feminist role model? Read More »
Twilight Tattoos
The 10 best and worst tattoos in homage to "Twilight." Read More »
Trailer Park
Breaking Dawn
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2" Trailer!

“Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1″ had the wedding, the gown (!), and sexy vampire sexy sex. Oh, and shirtless werewolf hunks. Now the trailer for the last movie in the “Twilight” series, “Breaking Dawn, Part 2,” is here and there’s no way it can compare. The final part of the saga is all about Bella and Edward trying to protect their daughter Renesmee — who, this being a “Twilight” movie, is fearing for her life — and an epic werewolf/vampire battle with the Volturi. Twi-hards may be into it, but as a somewhat apathetic fan, I really think I could skip this one. But of course, I will take my movie-going cues from noted cinéaste James Franco, per usual.

Agyness Deyn Marries Giovanni Ribisi In Surprise Ceremony

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What's up with Agyness Deyn's batcrackers crazy lash look? Read More »
Paper Dolled Up
Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn get the paper doll treatment. Read More »
Agyness' Style Site
The model launched a style site called Naag. Read More »
Trips On The Runway
Agyness Deyn is not so agile, apparently. Read More »
  • British model Agyness Deyn married actor Giovanni Ribisi in a surprise ceremony in Los Angeles last weekend. Um, did anyone even know they were dating? I sure didn’t. [Does this mean she's a Scientologist now too? -- Editor] [Huffington Post]
  • Good Humor ice cream bar shortage?! Stop the presses! [The FW]
  • One Direction bandmate Zayn Malik, who is Muslim, has been accused of “pimping Islam” because he tweeted about Ramadan. Yup, we really have to worry about the radical Islamization of the world’s 12-year-old girls. [PopCrush]
  • NBA star (and Eva Longoria’s ex) Tony Parker has filed a $20 million lawsuit against the NYC nightclub where Drake and Chris Brown’s entourages fought last week, claiming he was injured in the brawl and that W.i.P. Nightclub never should have let both men in at the same time. [TMZ]
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Halle Berry Ordered To Pay Gabriel Aubry $20K A Month In Child Support

Halle Slams Her Ex
Halle Berry's divorce from Gabriel Aubry got naaaasty. Read More »
Halle Berry Engaged!
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Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are making it legal. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Happy birthday, Prince William! Here's a big pile of money you don't need. Read More »
  • Rumor has it that a family law judge ordered Halle Berry to pay her ex Gabriel Aubrey $20,000-a-month in child support for their four-year-old daughter, Nahla. Something tells me Halle can afford it, though … [TMZ]
  • The working conditions on the set of “Liz & Dick” are being investigated by two Hollywood unions after Lindsay Lohan and other staffers have complained they’re being worked too hard. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Sex and the City” star Kristen Stewart and “West Wing”/”The Newsroom” writer Aaron Sorkin are officially an item. [Eonline]
  • The five attractive Romney sons hit up “Conan” last night. Did they make their dad seem like anything more than a robot? [The FW]
  • Ladies! Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins is single after splitting with Jessica Origliasso of The Veronicas. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Kris Humphries’ ex-girlfriend is claiming Kris told her that Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was fully encouraged by her mama as a get-famous-quick scheme. That sounds just too far fetched. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

New Hampshire Governor Vetoes Anti-Abortion Bill

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  • New Hampshire’s governor vetoed an anti-abortion bill today that would have classified the death of a fetus as a homicide, which is a sneaky tactic by pro-life activists to restrict abortion rights by granting  fetuses the rights of full human beings. [Feminist.org]
  • Vice President Joe Biden has released a powerful new anti-violence against women PSA called #1is2many. Give it a watch and tell me what you think? [Feministing]
  • An East Texas high school mishandled the case of a high school student who was raped, according to a complaint filed by the American Civil Liberties Union. The student, Rachel Bradshaw, was forced into a disciplinary program and was told to “work it out” with the young man who sexually attacked her, which she says created a hostile educational environment. [ACLU] Keep reading »

Mischa Barton Inexplicably Runs Around In Leopard Print Bra & Panties In Noel Gallagher’s New Music Video

Mischa Hospitalized
Mischa Barton's been hospitalized with a mysterious health issue. Read More »
Ridic Celeb Excuses
Mischa Barton and other celebs who make ridiculous excuses. Read More »
Time To Retire?
Mischa Barton might retire from television. Read More »
High Flying Birds, "Everybody's On The Run"

I never understood what was the big deal about Mischa Barton, other than a pretty face and a nice body and some decent-enough acting skills. She stars in the “Everybody’s On The Run” music video for Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds and, well, she’s inexplicably running around in leopard print bra and panties. Edgy, I guess? [YouTube]

The Most Insane Moment On This Morning’s “Today Show”: Alec Baldwin’s Hairy Legs

Smile, K-Stew!
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Kathie Lee teaches dour Kristen Stewart how to smize. Read More »
Joan Swears Off Botox
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Could it be?! Will Joan Rivers finally give up injectables?! Read More »
Kathie Lee Talks Pee
Should men be forced to pee sitting down? KLG & Hoda discuss. Read More »
Alec Baldwin drops pants on Letterman
Alec Baldwin Drops His Drawers

Two things make Kathie Lee Gifford very upset: cannibalism and everyone dropping their bras and pants. I was not aware that bra-dropping is sweeping the nation, even during the heatwave, but I’ll grant KLG that Alec Baldwin dropping his drawers on “Letterman” last night was weird. Really weird. Yeah, it changed the subject from Smacking The Paparazzi-gate. But come on. It was hairy old man legs TMI.

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