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Kanye & Kim Sued For Terrorist Ties, Flag-Burning

Kim And Kanye
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West photo
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have formed an axis of evil. Read More »
Homewrecker Kim
Amber Rose called Kim Kardashian a homewrecker in an interview. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Jenny McCarthy in Playboy
Take a peek at Jenny McCarthy's Playboy cover! Read More »
  • Known terrorists Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are being sued by the Guinness World Record holder for “The Most Litigious Man” for their un-American activities. Jonathan Lee Riches claims he saw the couple in West Virginia pledge their allegiance to al-Qaeda and burn the American flag. Yeah, right, like either Kim or Kanye would be caught dead in West Virginia! [ONTD]
  • On preacher’s wives and stripper poles: is there a way to be both “saved” and sensual? [Uptown Magazine]
  • Robbers in London pulled the hotel key out of Jennifer Westfeldt’s purse and broken into her and Jon Hamm’s hotel room. That sucks. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Prince William kicked some money over to Kate Middleton’s parents to help them buy a $7 million mansion on 18 acres of property. Nice son-in-law. [US Weekly]
  • Why your wine should come from a box. No, really. [Modern Man] Keep reading »

Waitress Sues L.A. Bar Over Short Skirt Dress Code, Fans Blowing Up Skirt

Harassed At Work
Daley's friend is being harassed by her superior at her summer job. Read More »
Slutty School Girls
On dress codes and "Slutty Wednesday" at one NYC high school. Read More »
Legs Filmed On Subway
legs photo
Some creep is filming videos of your legs on the subway for YouTube. Read More »
Today's Lady News
Pervy New Dress Code
  • A woman claims she was fired from O’Hara’s, a bar near UCLA, for complaining about a new dress code for women that required wait staff to wear short, plaid school girl skirts  and place fans around the restaurant to blow their skirts up! Ew. Creepy. The woman wrote a letter to her boss registering her complaint, then quickly saw her hours reduced before being fired three days later. That fan thing is straight-up sexual harassment: indefensible in any workplace.
  • Republican South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley vetoed a bill last week which would have provided free HPV vaccinations for young ladies. Some strains of HPV are known to cause cervical cancer in women. [Think Progress]
  • A teenaged lesbian couple were found shot in a Portland, Texas park. Mollie Oligin, 19, died from her injuries, and Mary Chapa, 18, was rushed to the hospital and is now in stable condition. Its unclear whether the young women’s sexuality factored in the attack. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

Rielle Hunter’s Media Blitz Is The Most Awkward Thing Ever

Rielle's Tell-All Book
Obviously John Edwards' mistress published a tell-all. Read More »
Edwards' Sex Tape
john edwards photo
Yes, there is a John Edwards sex tape. Read More »
Rielle Is Bonkers
rielle hunter gq pics
The mistress posed in GQ in her undies with stuffed animals. Read More »
Is This Awkward Or Is It Just Us?

The mistress with the mostess Rielle Hunter must be taking lessons from the Bristol Palin School Of Whining About The Media Attention She So Dearly Loves. On both “Good Morning America” and “The View” (clips above!) — you know, two little-known programs you probably haven’t heard of! — Hunter says she and John Edwards have broken up because she is “tired of hiding” and complains about “media scrutiny.” All that awful, awful media scrutiny she is receiving for What Really Happened, her tell-all book about her affair with John Edwards! Keep reading »

Jenny McCarthy & Her Loathsome Fishnet Gloves Cover ‘Playboy’

Jenny Talks Pubes
Jenny McCarthy's lack of waxing horrified Playboy. Read More »
Sex Tape?
Single Jenny McCarthy wishes she had a sex tape right now. Read More »
Jenny On Dating
Jenny McCarthy is so done with Hollywood guys. Read More »
  • Jenny McCarthy is on the cover of Playboy, which is cool, I suppose, although I can’t stop being distracted from those horrible black fishnet gloves. [Betty Confidential]
  • The Spice Girls reunite in London today to launch their musical “Viva Forever.” Posh does not look happy about this. [Huffington Post]
  • 50 Cent reportedly had a car crash in New York City last night and was taken to a hospital with a “severe” neck injury. [Media Take Out]
  • Blake Lively had enough chutzpah to tell the screenwriter of “The Savages” that he didn’t exactly know how to write the character of a 20-year-old girl. [Gurl] Keep reading »

Shakira Pregnant? Singer’s Dad Hints She Might Be Knocked Up

Shakira And Sea Lion
Anatomy of an amazing news item: Shakira gets bit by a sea lion. Read More »
Shakira On Marriage
The superstar says at 32 she's still too young to get hitched. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Octomom phoo
Jeez. Even Octomom has got herself a boyfriend now. Read More »
  • Shakira’s dad reportedly told a Honduran newspaper that Shakira is pregnant with her first child with boyfriend Gerard Pique. Oopsies! William Mebarek blabbed, “Hopefully the news will be made official soon.” Her team is denying this is true, going so far as to tweet Shakira is only “pregnant with new songs that are INCREDIBLE!”  [Fox News]
  • “The Hangover” star Zach Galifianakis is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Quinn Lundberg and the wedding date is set for August 11. Mazel tov! [Celebuzz]
  • Did you know Facebook just gave everyone an @facebook.com email address? [The FW]
  • Fifty people who are responsible for your sex life. (50? Really?) [Modern Man]
  • Emma Watson dyed her dog pink was walking her friend’s dog, which was dyed pink! The one-year-old Bichon Frise named Darcy is now as pink as Katy Perry’s hair. [Is Emma Watson taking cue from Courtney Stodden now? -- Editor] [Betty Confidential] Keep reading »

Will Mississippi Become The First State Without An Abortion Clinic?

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  • On July 1, Mississippi’s only surviving abortion clinic may shut down after a new law goes into effect requiring doctors at the clinic to have admitting privileges at local hospitals. This will likely make it impossible for the clinic to continue operating because three out of four of the clinic’s doctors live out of state, in part to avoid harassment by local anti-abortion protestors. Siiiigh. But no worries: coat hanger abortions are no biggie.  [New York Times]
  • The Marine Corps released its plan today to hold troops accused of sexual assault, as well as their commanders, more accountable for their behavior. [Stars & Stripes]
  • Meet Keith Mason and his wife Jennifer, the forces behind Personhood USA, a group that seeks to change the legal status of a fetus to a “person,” thereby criminalizing all abortion and possibly birth control. [The Daily Beast]
  • Former CNN/NBC anchor Campbell Brown wrote a pretty annoying op-ed for The New York Times this weekend that criticized Planned Parenthood.  [Politico] Keep reading »
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