ZOMG, this parody of Lady Gaga and Beyoncé‘s “Telephone” is totally brilliant — even if the Frisky offices are nothing like “The Office.” Anyone who manages to rhyme the words “passive-aggressive micromanaging man whore” is my new hero! Keep reading »
“It’s a free country, it’s a free life, do what you want. But get a good doctor! For crying out loud, pay the money to have a good doctor!”
— Betsey Johnson on Botox. If you’re going to stick needles in your face, at least follow her advice! [NYmag.com] Keep reading »
Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat her to it. Snooky the cat is also orange and could scratch your eyes out. However, unlike Snooki the human, who searches for Sea Breezes and guidos on the beaches of New Jersey, Snooky is searching for his lost family in the ocean. Aww, that’s sweet!
Anyway, watch your back, U.S. Patent Office. Someone’s totally going to jump up from behind you and rip out all your hair extensions. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
Cue the eyeroll. A British celeb style website called MyCelebrityFashion polled men on their girlfriends’ clothes and asked, “What trends make women look promiscuous?” Because you can tell a slut by what she’s wearing, duh.
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Poor Levi Johnston. The future mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, is “down two rings and quite a bit of money” after proposing to Bristol Palin and getting dumped twice. On the upside? He’s out of the Palin family “for permanently.” [Mediaite] Keep reading »
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“Eat Pray Love” opens tonight and chances are there’s a lady in your life who wants to see it. But is it really worth $10 and painful subzero-air conditioning? A lot of people hated the book. A lot of people hate Julia Roberts. But a lot of people loved the book. And a lot of people love Julia Roberts. Decisions, decisions. Lucky for you, we’ve got a flowchart to make the decision process much easier. Keep reading »
“Many women dream of finding Prince Charming … but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”
— Jennifer Aniston‘s classy response to talk show host Bill O’Reilly, who blew his top the other night over Jen’s new movie, “The Switch.” In the flick, a 40-something single woman gets preggo via artificial insemination, but Bill says it glamorizes single motherhood. I smell a feud! [Gawker] Keep reading »