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President Obama Covers “Call Me Maybe,” Sort Of

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Health care reform what? Syria who? President Obama is just the latest celeb to cover that super catchy “Call Me Maybe” song. It’s cute, but it’s most redeeming quality is 100 percent less Donald Trump than the Miss USA pageant contestant cover. [MTV.Tumblr.com]

Attention, Men: This Is Why Women Hate Your Gross Apartment

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Poor men. They’ve been sleepwalking through life trying not to screw up the first date or the first kiss. Those events are important, duh, but there is a booby trap lurking underfoot: The real big deal that dudes have to try not to screw up is the grand unveiling of his living quarters.

No, ladies are not judging the size of your place or whether you live in an apartment or a house.  What women really judge you on? When we meet a guy whose cute, smart, and funny and then his place is nasty and dirty. If your place looks like the “Jersey Shore” house at the end of the summer on a typical Tuesday night, we’ve got problems. Rather, you’ve got problems.

So, gather ’round men and grab your Scrubbing Bubbles. This is what women hate about your filthy apartment: Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I Really Feel Like I’m Losing My Best Friend

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When I’m really upset there is only one person I want to talk with: my mom.

“Mom?” I said, my voice wobbling. “Ashley got into med school.”

“That’s great!” Mom exclaimed. Like me, my mother has known Ashley since we met in kindergarten.

“Yes … but … she got in med school in Israel. She’s moving to Israel in July.”

“Good for her!” My mother didn’t understand what I was trying to tell her.

“Well, yes, it’s good she got into med school, but Mom, she is moving to ISRAEL in less than two months. Friggin’ Israel. Another one of my best friends is moving away. I should just move across the Atlantic Ocean at this point.”

“Oh.” Pause. “Maybe you’ll make some new friends?” Keep reading »

Gwyneth Paltrow Tweets The N-Word At Jay-Z/Kanye Concert

No Ghostwriter!
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Gwyneth Paltrow denies she used a ghostwriter for her cookbook. Read More »
Gwyneth's Cookbook
Behold, a dramatic reading of Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook. Read More »
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Why Gwyneth calls herself a bad feminist. Read More »
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Jen supposedly invited Angie out to lunch, but Brad said "hell, no!" Read More »
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is in trubs for tweeting the n-word in reference to the Kanye West and Jay-Z song, “N***as In Paris.” Gwynnie was tweeting a pic of herself onstage with the rappers at the concert, of course. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Adele squeezed into “three or four paris of Spanx” at the Grammys. Girl, I hope that’s a joke! It sounds like hell. [New York Post]
  • Tanning Mom tried to be a model back in her 20s and you are not going to believe it, she looks exactly like Chelsea Handler. [TMZ]
  • Nicki Minaj got dissed on her hometown radio station, Hot 97, so she called ‘em up and gave them a piece of her mind. [PopCrush]
  • Twenty-one reasons he didn’t call — as told by real dudes. [How About We]
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Jennifer Aniston Invited Angelina Jolie To Lunch, But Brad Says No, No, No

Brad & Angie Engaged
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  • The National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston sent flowers to Angelina Jolie, congratulating her on the world’s most ZOMG engagement, and the pair made plans for lunch. No fucking way! said Brad Pitt, supposedly. The Enquirer claims Brad is “freaking out” that his ex-wife and his fiancée might meet up and “envisions the two women pulling hair and punching each other.” Please. Do you know how much plastic surgery it would take to fix that? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • More details on Drew Barrymore’s wedding this weekend: the bride wore a custom-made Chanel dress accented with feathers and guests partied to an ’80s tribute band. Aww! [Eonline]
  • Missed the MTV Movie Awards last night? No worries, here’s everything that went down. [Betty Confidential]
  • Kelsey Grammar and his fourth wife, Kayte, have renewed their vows. So that’s like a fifth wedding, right? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • New songs by Fiona Apple and Patti Smith for your listening enjoyment. [Flavorwire]
  • Sex advice from “Community” star Aubrey Plaza — it’s actually good! [Nerve] Keep reading »

Encourage Your Senators To Support The Paycheck Fairness Act!

Unequal Pay Protest
Find out why Swedish feminists burned $13,000. Read More »
Fired For Being Hot?
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A woman says she was fired from a lingerie company for being hot. Read More »
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Today's Lady News
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Catch up on all your women's news. Read More »
  • Tomorrow the U.S. Senate is scheduled to vote on the Paycheck Fairness Act, which will strengthen the Equal Pay Act of 1963. Simply put, equal pay is the reason that Peggy Olson would not get paid less than Michael Ginsberg just because she’s a woman. And that goes the same for you and the dude sitting in the cubicle across from you. Urge your senators to vote in support of the PFA — find out how to contact them at the link! [Feministing]
  • Boston photographer Glenford Nunez capturing black women’s natural hair in a cool new endeavor called “The Coiffure Project.” [Uptown Magazine]
  • The Vatican denounced an American nun who wrote a book about Christian sexual ethics, which included acceptance of same-sex marriage, masturbation and remarriage after divorce. [New York Times] Keep reading »
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