No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I refuse to believe that this is true. Star magazine reports that Avril Lavigne has is drying her tears from her breakup with (gag) Brody Jenner in the arms of the Prince Of Darkness. Marilyn Manson pulls some pretty amazing tail, including Dita Von Teese. Rose McGowan, and Evan Rachel Wood, but … Avril Lavigne?!?! Can’t he smell the fakery on her “I’m a bad-ass punk rocker!” schtick from three states away? Like, three big Western states? But no, Star claims the pair have been “platonic friends for years” and are now “hooking up” because they’re both single. “It’s not really serious yet, but they’ve definitely got a little love connection going on,” said the source. A love connection! Far be it from me to deny the world a love connection. I just think Avril could find someone a little less creepy and abuser-y, you know? Watch out, Tay-Moms, you’re obviously next. [Celebitchy] [Images: Splash News]
My good friend Nick is getting hitched in September and I’m already scoping out which one of his groomsman I am going to try to bang. He posted their photos on his wedding website, you see.
However, there is always the possibility all of them will have girlfriends/have their own weddings by then, so my Plan B is former college roommates and co-workers. Plan C is minor, outlying relatives — although that’s more like an “in case of emergency break glass” scenario. Yup, my plan of attack is all prepared. I just don’t, you know, have my dress yet.
Befuddled about who it’s OK to schtup when you’re a single wedding guest and who is as off-limits as that hot intern from Accounts Payable? Why, then you need this handy dandy guide on who to sleep with at a wedding. Keep reading »
Judd Apatow is the latest grown-ass man to answer teenaged girls’ dating questions for Rookie Mag, the online mag by style blogger Tavi Gevinson. While he’s not as easy on the eyes as fellow advice video-columnist Jon Hamm, he has the advantage of having two adolescent girls at home: Maude, 13, and Iris, 8. Judd wants you to know boys do gossip, you should never change yourself for anyone, and that you can’t breakup with someone without making them said. Your mom could probably tell you all the same stuff, but somehow its more palatable hearing it from the guy who made “Knocked Up.” [Vimeo]