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Miley Cyrus Might Already Be Secretly Married To Liam Hemsworth, Y’all

Miley Engaged
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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged! Read More »
Sex Under Table?
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth photo
Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
  • Wait, are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth secretly married?! He was accepting an award in Australia for “The Hunger Games,” referred to Miley as his “fiancée” (which makes sense), then said, “And now we’re married,” and quickly corrected himself, “Well, not married yet.” [PopCrush]
  • Fashion house darling Margherita Missoni wed race car driver Eugenio Amo last week in a pretty amazing lace poufy gown. It’s so crazy that I kind of like it. [Wander With Style]
  • Usher has gotten a restraining order against a 26-year-old stalker who is convinced that she’s his wife and has shown up at his home demanding to be let in. Scary. [PopCrush]
  • Science may have finally found the perfect hangover cure.  That got your attention, didn’t it? [The FW] Keep reading »

“Boys Gossip” And Other Relationship Advice From Judd Apatow

Jon Hamm's Advice
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Relationship advice from Jon Hamm for Rookie Mag. Read More »
Judd On Funny Women
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Judd Apatow informs sexist d-bags that women are, in fact, funny. Read More »
Julie Meets Tavi
Julie Gerstein fan-girled out when she met Tavi at Fashion Week. Read More »
Judd Apatow Doles Out Advice

Judd Apatow is the latest grown-ass man to answer teenaged girls’ dating questions for Rookie Mag, the online mag by style blogger Tavi Gevinson. While he’s not as easy on the eyes as fellow advice video-columnist Jon Hamm, he has the advantage of having two adolescent girls at home: Maude, 13, and Iris, 8. Judd wants you to know boys do gossip, you should never change yourself for anyone, and that you can’t breakup with someone without making them said. Your mom could probably tell you all the same stuff, but somehow its more palatable hearing it from the guy who made “Knocked Up.” [Vimeo]

Adele’s Ex Allegedly Left Her For Another Dude

Adele's Ex-Boyfriend
Adele and her notorious ex are still buds. Read More »
Another Ex?
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This photographer could be the ex-boyfriend who inspired "21." Read More »
Ke$ha's Lip Tattoo
kesha's lip tattoo
Ke$ha tattooed the words "suck it" on her lip. Read More »
  • The ex who inspired lovelorn songs on Adele’s 19 album ended up leaving her for her gay BFF. Yikes! According to Adele: The Biography, by Marc Shapiro, Adele knew this guy was bisexual but thought he was more interested in her than her dude friend. That really sucks. “Hometown Glory” and “Daydreamer” are supposedly written about him. [Queerty]
  • Eva Longoria and her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (brother of Penelope Cruz!) are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Michael Jackson’s pet tiger Thriller has passed away. Sad! [The FW]
  • Rumor has it Miley Cyrus hooked up with Jennifer Lawrence once visiting boyfriend Liam Hemsworth on set at “The Hunger Games.” [Gurl] Keep reading »

French Tennis Player Says Men Deserve To Be Paid More Than Women

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  • French tennis player Gilles Simon recently said male players should be paid more than females at Grand Slam tennis events. When there was pushback against his remarks, he only dug the hole deeper, saying, “My point was that I have the feeling that men’s tennis is actually more interesting than women’s tennis. As in any business or anything, you just have to be paid just about that. It’s not because we play five sets and they are playing three.” Not surprisingly, Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova both vehemently disagree. What do you think about his remarks? (I’m not going to pretend to know much about professional tennis here.) [ESPN, Sports Illustrated] Keep reading »

Woman Gives Birth Alone On The Subway At 1:30 A.M.

I Had A C-Section
This mama tells what it is like to give birth via C-section. Read More »
Drinking While Pregnant
Celebs caught in the act. Read More »
Birth Safety
What's more safe: childbirth or terminating a pregnancy? Read More »

I am proud of myself when I kill a spider without bursting into tears and shrieking. So I can’t imagine what it must be like to give birth on a subway car. Alone. In the middle of the night. But that’s exactly what Wanda Dueno, 24, of Philadelphia did two nights ago. While visiting family in New York City and heading to her sister’s house at 1:30a.m., Dueno started going into labor. Keep reading »

Are You Offended By This Big Gay Oreo?

Obama Supports Gays
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The president comes out in support of same-sex unions. Read More »
Dan Savage's First Gay Bar
The sex columnist tells us about his first time. Read More »
Pride 2012
Pride 2012
Meet the MVPs of NYC's 2012 Pride parade! Read More »

For some reason, silliness abounds anytime treating gay folks like human beings comes up. The latest comes courtesy of this big, gay Oreo cookie — a “rainbow” cookie which Nabisco/Kraft Foods posted on their Facebook page to celebrate Gay Pride this weekend. The “rainbow” Oreo included the offensive, offensive caption, “Proudly support love! June 25 Pride,” which has predictably gotten customers screeching about a boycott. Fine with me, bigots! Boycott Oreos. More cookies for meeeeeeee.  [QueertyDaily News UK]

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