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Behold, The Tila Tequila Sex Tape!

Jessica WakemanNovember 24, 2009 //

Though it seem as though all of Middle America is intimately familiar with the folds of Tila Tequila‘s vagina, nay, it isn’t true! Until this Tila Tequila sex tape hit the Internet, we could only imagine how she looked while masturbating to the smooth sounds of cheesy R&B. (Though, honestly, at 27 minutes long, it’s a bit lengthy for our tastes.)

Alas, it’s a very not-safe-for-work kind of affair and there’s no way in hell our lawyers will let us link to it. So click through Gawker to watch at your own peril, okay? [Gawker]
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Boys’ Clubs Are Back At British Universities — Why?

Jessica WakemanNovember 24, 2009 //

Most colleges these days have a women’s group and lots of colleges have a Women’s Studies, or even better, a Gender & Sexuality Studies program. But recently, male students at Oxford University and Manchester University in the U.K. have started their very own “men’s groups” to work through their issues with the current state of dude-dom.

According to an article in the Guardian, the men’s groups, which are called Man Collective and MENS Society (Masculinity, Exploring, Networking and Support), respectively, have caused quite a bit of controversy across the pond, with critics saying they’re just glorified frats promoting sexist, macho behavior.

Could it be that modern day “men’s groups” are just a grown-up version of the He-Man Woman Haters Club (from “The Little Rascals”)? Keep reading »

“The Diary Of Suri Cruise” Is Sure To Spawn Outfit Envy

Jessica WakemanNovember 24, 2009 //

If you’re feeling self-conscious about your winter wardrobe, then stay away from this Tumblr because you’ll just feel like crap. “The Diary Of Suri Cruise” is a near-daily blog of Suri pics and fake diary entries. The actual writing is very meh, but collecting pics of Suri’s outfits altogether was a brilliant move. Poor kid may have complete nutters for parents, but she’s got a closet to die for! The pink dress/gray cardigan/metallic leggings? The pigtails/red coat/silver kitten heels? The black-and-white polka dot dress with purple cardigan and green sandals? I swoon! This little Scientologist is about 10 seconds away from getting her “designer line,” I can just tell. [The Diary Of Suri Cruise] Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Meets Her Match

Jessica WakemanNovember 24, 2009 //

She’s no Tina Fey, but this lady does a darn tootin’ believable Sarah Palin impersonation. [Wonkette] Keep reading »

Celebs We’ve Seen In Person

Jessica WakemanNovember 24, 2009 //
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Holiday Shopping List: For Boyfriends

Jessica WakemanNovember 24, 2009 //
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Maybe make me a promise? Pretty please, don’t buy your boyfriend a new watch this year! That’s the least imaginative holiday gift on Earth. (Trust me, I’ve given, like, four watches as presents before.) Really, doll, you can do better this holiday season. From snazzy cuff links to shaving gear to cashmere sweaters, we’ve got you covered on boyfriend-approved gifts. (And don’t forget to check out The Frisky’s other Holiday Gift Guides for sisters, brothers, and everyone else on your gift list!)
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Today’s Lady News: Method Soap Commercial Thinks Sexual Harassment Is A Joke

Jessica WakemanNovember 23, 2009 //

  • Pervy talking soap bubbles that sexually harass a woman while she takes a shower? Catcalling and antagonizing a woman is so hilarious, Method. And to think, I actually used to buy your soap, too.

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Barbie In A Burqa Is All Kinds Of Wrong

Jessica WakemanNovember 23, 2009 //

Barbie has enjoyed many careers in her life—stewardess, doctor, rock star—and she’s got all the teeny-weeny outfits in her Dream House closet to prove it. But one outfit Barbie has never worn is one that, under Taliban rule in Afghanistan, makes women prisoners in their own clothes: a burkqa. Barbie has now donned the Islamic garb, courtesy of a doll outfit designer, for a Save The Children charity auction. Keep reading »

WTF? Oprah Teams Up With The “Secretary” Screenwriter

Jessica WakemanNovember 23, 2009 //

Poor Oprah. Girlfriend is having a total midlife crisis! First she quits her cash cow of a TV show; now she’s hiring the screenwriter who wrote sadomasochism spectacular “Secretary” to work on a project together. Yep, you read that right: Oprah’s Harpo Films has teamed up with Erin Cressida Wilson — who wrote all those jerk-off-worthy spanking scenes in “Secretary,” starring Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader — to pen an hour-long series pilot for HBO. According to Variety, the show will be about a woman who ditches her “seemingly perfect” husband and kids in Santa Monica for the “underbelly” of Los Angeles, where she fulfills her “secret fantasies and desires.” Frankly, the words “Oprah Winfrey” and “spanking” appearing in the same paragraph makes us want to ralph. But we must admit we are intrigued about what these two ladies will cook up. [Variety] Keep reading »

Unicorn Fashion For Grown-Ups

Jessica WakemanNovember 23, 2009 //
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Sure, there are plenty of cute bags and necklaces and T-shirts with dogs and mice. But if you really want to look unique? It’s all about the unicorns, baby! Anyone who thinks unicorns went out of style with Lisa Frank pencil boxes in the 3rd grade is clearly a total loser. Check out our unicorn fashion (for grown-ups!) slide show for further proof.

White Trash Charms unicorn necklace, $125, Couture Candy

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