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No Contest: “My Life Is A Lifetime Movie” Will Be The Best New Show On Television

Lindsay's TV Movie
Lindsay Lohan won the Elizabeth Taylor role for a Lifetime TV movie. Read More »
WTF, Rob Lowe?
For some reason, Rob Lowe is starring as murderer Drew Peterson. Read More »
Will & Kate On Lifetime
We've suggested some dramatic plot points for Will and Kate's TV movie. Read More »
Bristol's Lifetime Show
Bristol Palin photo
RIP society: Lifetime picked up Bristol Palin's reality show. Read More »

In its infinite wisdom, Lifetime is debuting a new reality show that will be called “My Life Is A Lifetime Movie” starring real women sharing their true stories of drama: serial killer husbands, evil twin sisters, prostituting themselves to pay for a dental assistant degree. The best part is that the show will include “high-end recreations” of the juiciest bits. Obviously I am going to be watching the shit out of this.  

“My Life Is A Lifetime Movie” is now in production, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Hopefully that means its not too late for the Frisky staff to propose their own tales of middle-class-white-female woe? Keep reading »

What’s The Going Rate For The Tooth Fairy These Days?

Just No: Teeth Necklace
So upsetting. Read More »
My Snaggletooth Rules
My smile doesn't need fixing -- it's perfect the way it is! Read More »
tooth fairy photo

This weekend, I called my sister to rehash my love life. 

Suddenly I could hear her turning to a small child in the background. “Do you want to tell Aunt Jessie the big news?” she asked. “No!” My five-year-old niece M. replied. 

“Tell me, what’s the big news?” I asked my sister, wondering what constitutes “big news” in kindergarten. 

“M. lost her first tooth!” my sister said. “The tooth fairy left five dollars last night.” 

“FIVE DOLLARS?!?!” I shouted into the phone.  Keep reading »

Cameron Diaz Writing Nutrition Book For Teen Girls

Cam's Softcore Porn Past
Cameron Diaz has a secret softcore porn past, y'all. Read More »
No Catfighting
Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez photo
Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz address rumors they hate each other. Read More »
  • Cameron Diaz is writing her first book: a guide to nutrition for teen girls. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Good Morning America” anchor Robin Roberts revealed yesterday she is battling a blood and bone-marrow disease and is getting a bone-marrow transplant. Roberts also beat breast cancer a few years ago. Get well soon! [Uptown Magazine]
  • Solange Knowles lashed out at critics of her natural hair, tweeting, “My hair is not very important to me … so [I] don’t encourage it to be important to you.” [Fashionista]
  • Six-year-old Suri Cruise is not a fan of her dad Tom Cruise’s eyeliner in “Rock Of Ages.” [Betty Confidential]
  • Lindsay Lohan is officially off the Gotti family biopic. That’s a shame: she’s a dead ringer for Victoria Gotti. [PopBytes] Keep reading »

23 Celebs Rocking Out In Bikinis (Sans Photoshop!)

Models Sans Airbrushing
See what these beautiful girls really look like! Read More »

I don’t know about you, but my bikini body doesn’t look anything like the ones on the cover of In Touch … unless we’re talking about one of those “Pregnant Or Ate A Burrito?!” articles. Let’s be real: no one other than Kim Kardashian (and her team of makeup artists, hairstylists and spray tanners) looks like Kim Kardashian in a bikini. The rest of us just look … human. So in the spirit of body love, I’ve cobbled together candid pics 23 celebs in any many shapes and sizes as I could find, rocking out at the pool. This, my Frisky friends, is what folks look like without Photoshop: cellulite, muffin top and all.

 

Anna Wintour For UK Ambassador?

Anna Shills For Bam!
Anna Wintour supports President Obama. Glamorously of course. Read More »
Morning Quickies
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves photo
Matthew McConaughey is a married man! Read More »
  • Rumor has it Vogue editor Anna Wintour is being considered by President Obama for an ambassadorship to the UK as a “thank you” for her support. It’s probably bullshit, though. [Styleite]
  • Zac Efron and Lily Collins are dunzo. Quick, scoop him up fast, ladies! [US Weekly]
  • Could there possibly be anything juicy in an unauthorized tell-all about Adele? She seems like such a straight arrow. [PopCrush]
  • Always-up-to-something David Arquette had a Bar Mitzvah in Israel’s Western Wall this weekend at the age of 41. Um, mazel tov? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Check out this great interview with our own Amelia on Her Social Network! [Her Social Network]

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Today’s Lady News: Reader Submission Edition

Today's Lady News photo

Hi there! Today has been stupidly busy and I haven’t been able to wrangle the column together, so Today’s Lady News will be a reader submission edition! Submit your own links to news articles and blog posts about women, girls, trans-identified people, gender roles, feminism or sexism in the comments. Just write a sentence or two summary explaining what the link is about and give everyone a heads up if it has language or imagery that’s NSFW. (And links do get posted in comments — just be patient!) 

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