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Watch “StandUp In Stilettos” This Saturday!

Erica Watson Q&A
The actress talks about her on woman show and "Precious." Read More »
Fat Shaming Controversy
Erica Watson Love That Girl
TV show should be ashamed of their fat-shaming. Read More »
Whitney Talks Comedy
Whitney Cummings on why it's okay for a woman to be pretty in comedy. Read More »
Women We Love
Erica Watson on Standup In Stilettos
Watch "Standup In Stilettos" This Saturday!

Get real, girl, you are not going be able to get those opening weekend tickets for “Magic Mike.” Instead, park your butt on the couch this Saturday night at 10/9c for “StandUp In Stilettos.”  That’s the night that friend-0f-The-Frisky Erica Watson — who was in “Precious” a few years ago and will be in “The Bitter Pill” with Rooney Mara and Jude Law in 2013 — perform. The other performers are Paula Bel (from season seven of “Last Comic Standing”) and Felicia Michaels (winner of American Comedy Awards for Funniest Female).  I promise, they will be only slightly less entertaining than Channing Tatum on the pole. [YouTube]

Houston’s $5 “Pole Tax” Rubs Strip Clubs The Wrong Way (Ha, Ha)

Celebrity Poledancers
Emma Watson learned how for her role in "The Bling Ring." Read More »
Why Men Love Strippers
Why men like looking at nearly-naked women. Read More »
man at strip club photo

Strip clubs in the fair city of Houston, Texas, will soon be hit with an interesting new tax: a $5-per-visitor tax which will go towards paying for a backlog of the city’s 6,000 rape kits. The Houston City Council passed an ordinance on Wednesday which will require almost 30 gentleman’s clubs to fork over the funds, which will then be used to pay for analyzing DNA evidence collected from rape victims. Keep reading »

Avril Lavigne Pivots Her Epic Quest Of Bad Decisions From Brody Jenner To Marilyn Manson

Manson's Ladies
The many beautiful ladies of Marilyn Manson. Read More »
Disturbing Video
Marilyn Manson's new video insinuates violence against Evan Rachel Wood. Read More »
"Smashing Her Skull"
Marilyn Manson wants to beat Evan Rachel Wood's skull in. Creeeepy. Read More »

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I refuse to believe that this is true. Star magazine reports that Avril Lavigne has is drying her tears from her breakup with (gag) Brody Jenner in the arms of the Prince Of Darkness. Marilyn Manson pulls some pretty amazing tail, including Dita Von Teese. Rose McGowan, and Evan Rachel Wood, but … Avril Lavigne?!?! Can’t he smell the fakery on her “I’m a bad-ass punk rocker!” schtick from three states away? Like, three big Western states? But no, Star claims the pair have been “platonic friends for years” and are now “hooking up” because they’re both single. “It’s not really serious yet, but they’ve definitely got a little love connection going on,” said the source. A love connection! Far be it from me to deny the world a love connection. I just think Avril could find someone a little less creepy and abuser-y, you know? Watch out, Tay-Moms, you’re obviously next. [Celebitchy] [Images: Splash News]

Who To Sleep With At A Wedding, In Order Of Best To Worst Idea

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Bachelorette Party!
Here's how to dress for a hen night, whether you're headed to one or not. Read More »
Be A Good Guest
Don't be that wedding guest who says something rude to Grandma. Read More »

My good friend Nick is getting hitched in September and I’m already scoping out which one of his groomsman I am going to try to bang. He posted their photos on his wedding website, you see.

However, there is always the possibility all of them will have girlfriends/have their own weddings by then, so my Plan B is former college roommates and co-workers. Plan C is minor, outlying relatives — although that’s more like an “in case of emergency break glass” scenario. Yup, my plan of attack is all prepared. I just don’t, you know, have my dress yet.

Befuddled about who it’s OK to schtup when you’re a single wedding guest and who is as off-limits as that hot intern from Accounts Payable? Why, then you need this handy dandy guide on who to sleep with at a wedding. Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Might Already Be Secretly Married To Liam Hemsworth, Y’all

Miley Engaged
Miley Cyrus engaged
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged! Read More »
Sex Under Table?
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth photo
Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
  • Wait, are Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth secretly married?! He was accepting an award in Australia for “The Hunger Games,” referred to Miley as his “fiancée” (which makes sense), then said, “And now we’re married,” and quickly corrected himself, “Well, not married yet.” [PopCrush]
  • Fashion house darling Margherita Missoni wed race car driver Eugenio Amo last week in a pretty amazing lace poufy gown. It’s so crazy that I kind of like it. [Wander With Style]
  • Usher has gotten a restraining order against a 26-year-old stalker who is convinced that she’s his wife and has shown up at his home demanding to be let in. Scary. [PopCrush]
  • Science may have finally found the perfect hangover cure.  That got your attention, didn’t it? [The FW] Keep reading »

“Boys Gossip” And Other Relationship Advice From Judd Apatow

Jon Hamm's Advice
jon hamm dating advice
Relationship advice from Jon Hamm for Rookie Mag. Read More »
Judd On Funny Women
Judd Apatow photo
Judd Apatow informs sexist d-bags that women are, in fact, funny. Read More »
Julie Meets Tavi
Julie Gerstein fan-girled out when she met Tavi at Fashion Week. Read More »
Judd Apatow Doles Out Advice

Judd Apatow is the latest grown-ass man to answer teenaged girls’ dating questions for Rookie Mag, the online mag by style blogger Tavi Gevinson. While he’s not as easy on the eyes as fellow advice video-columnist Jon Hamm, he has the advantage of having two adolescent girls at home: Maude, 13, and Iris, 8. Judd wants you to know boys do gossip, you should never change yourself for anyone, and that you can’t breakup with someone without making them said. Your mom could probably tell you all the same stuff, but somehow its more palatable hearing it from the guy who made “Knocked Up.” [Vimeo]

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