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What The Hell Is Justin Bieber Wearing On His Face?

Justin's Pap Brawl
The singer lost his cool on a paparazzo outside an L.A. mall. Read More »
"Boyfriend" Video!
We might be a wee bit obsessed with Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" video. Read More »
Every Girl A Princess
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Justin Bieber says every girl should feel like a princess. Aww! Read More »
On Justin's Virginity
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The pop star's sex life isn't hashed over like female pop stars his age. Read More »

Justin Bieber left a London radio station this morning wearing something called a “skull mask.” Maybe I am old, but is this a thing people wear for real? I thought face coverings were just for Michael Jackson and bird flu outbreaks. (Image via Fame/Flynet)

Lulu, The Plus Size Pole Dancer, Is My Spirit Animal

Naya Rivera Pole Dances
Naya Rivera pole dancing
Once upon a time the "Glee" star took a swing around the pole. Read More »
Celebrity Poledancers
Emma Watson learned how for her role in "The Bling Ring." Read More »
Lulu the plus size pole dancer
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A spirit animal is supposed to be someone who encapsulates your essence, your soul, your very spirit. When I saw Lulu the Plus Size Pole Dancer, I knew I had found mine. Even though she’s a bigger girl, Lulu took the stage of “America’s Got Talent” in front of millions of viewers and swung herself around the pole oozing confidence. (And I’ve taken a pole dancing class: those moves are haaaard.) The judges did not seem too impressed, so I’m not quite sure she’s got a lot of talent. But Lulu sure has hell has gumption. [E! Online]

John Mayer “Humiliated” By Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” Song, Calls It “Lousy”

John Apologizes
John Mayer apologizes for "dumb interviews" about ex-girlfriends. Read More »
John's Sex Blab
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John Mayer calls ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson "sexual napalm." Read More »
John Is A Jerk
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Ten pictures that prove John Mayer can be a total tool. Read More »

“[I was] really humiliated [by "Dear John"]. It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do. … I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower? … I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.”

John Mayer responds to Taylor Swift’s “Dear John,” a scathing indictment of what an asshole Mayer can be. Lyrics like “maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love and take it away / you’ll add my name to a long list of traitors who don’t understand / and I’ll look back in regret I ignored when they said run as fast as you can” sure aren’t flattering. But  I’m on Team Taylor for this one. First of all, artists do art. Art makes the world go ’round; I didn’t realize they had to email their exes about it first. How about if you don’t want to wake up with a song written about you, don’t go bed with a songwriter? Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Is Engaged At 19, Y’all

Sex Under Table?
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Liam and Miley supposedly banged underneath a table at Oscars party. Read More »
Miley's Penis Cake
Miley Cyrus munched on a penis cake at her BF's birthday party. Read More »
Sex Is Magical, Says Miley
Miley Cyrus is talking some sense about young people and sex. Read More »
  • Miley Cyrus is engaged, y’all! Her boyfriend of three years, Liam Hemsworth, proposed on May 31 after three years together. While I’m happy for Miley, can we all agree that getting engaged at 19 is really young? Take your time, Miley!  [PopCrush]
  • Sheryl Crow announced she has a benign brain tumor and wrote on Facebook, “I want to assure everyone I’m OK.” Crow also battled breast cancer back in 2006. She can’t catch a break, can she? [People]
  • “Mad Men” actor Jared Harris, who played Lane Pryce, seems to be implying in this interview that Elisabeth Moss (who plays Peggy Olson) is off the show for good. Gasp! [The Daily]
  • Rihanna told Esquire she doesn’t understand why her collaborations with former abuser Chris Brown were controversial. I’m starting to think RiRi is not very bright. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Kate Winslet covered Italian Vanity Fair and gushes, “I am sincerely grateful for my buttocks.” Us, too, Kate. Us, too. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Scout Willis Absurdly Arrested In NYC For Drinking A Beer

Demi Hospitalized
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Demi Moore was rushed to a hospital for drug use. Read More »
Demi Divorcing
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Demi Moore confirmed she is splitting from Ashton Kutcher after 6 years. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Gwyneth Paltrow tweeted the n-word, which was not a good idea. Read More »
  • Whoopsies! Scout Willis, 20, was arrested in New York City on Monday evening for drinking an “eight-ounce Pakistani beer” while underage and handing cops a fake ID. You would think Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter would know better than that. I can’t believe that the drinking age is 21 in this country! Stupid behavior all around, yes, but Scout is hardly the first underage drinker out there. [People]
  • Paul McCartney will be your inoffensive, no-surprises-whatsoever performer at the opening ceremony for the 2012 Summer Olympics in London. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Amber Portwood from “Teen Mom” could be facing five years in jail for violating parole. Yikes. [Us Weekly]
  • Cool: check out these 14 Marilyn Monroe photographs that you’ve never seen before. [Gothamist] Keep reading »

Paycheck Fairness Act Blocked By Senate Republicans

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  • Republicans in the Senate blocked the Paycheck Fairness Act in a 52-47 vote through a filibuster. Bummer, dudes. The bill would have strengthened the Equal Pay Act of 1963 and tightened up some loopholes in pay inequity. [Think Progress]
  • Doctors are speaking out against anti-abortion activists’ claims that Plan B can cause an “abortion” by blocking a fertilized egg from implanting in the womb. Plenty of politicians, including Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmman, have referred to the morning-after pill as “abortive pills” or “morning-after abortion pills.” Just because you keep repeating something doesn’t mean it is medically true, guys! [New York Times]
  • Also, Representative Cliff Stearns of Florida has suggested criminal punishments for women who have abortions. [Reproductive Health Reality Check]
  • A Republican campaign spokesman in New York who suggested in a Facebook wall post that people “hurl some acid” on female Democratic senators has resigned. [The Nation]
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