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Fiona Apple Is Back And Wearing An Octopus On Her Head

Fiona's Still Angry
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Fiona Apple is our angry little spirit animal. Read More »
Album In Limbo
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Fiona Apple can't remember to play her new, unreleased songs. Read More »
Feminist Anthems
Ten anthems for a feminist revolution. Read More »
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You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t know what to say about this Fiona Apple video for “Every Single Night,” the first song off her new album, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do. Fiona is wearing an octopus on her head, writhing in the dirt with snails, and floating through assorted ethereal and weird scenarios. God only knows what it’s supposed to mean. Maybe nothing? Anyway, The Idler Wheel comes out June 19, but the entire album is up on NPR today for your listening pleasure. Snail-free, I should say.  [BuzzFeed]

Matthew McConaughey Weds Longtime Girlfriend Camila Alves

Weekend Wedding!
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Matthew McConaughey and longtime GF are gearing up to get hitched. Read More »
"Magic Mike"
The movie seems to be about as shirtless as you'd expect. Read More »
Immaculate Conception
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Matt McConaughey will tell you the night his daughter was conceived. Read More »
  • Matthew McConaughey wed longtime girlfriend Camila Alves this weekend at their Austin, Texas, home. The couple put up their guests in air-conditioned tents on their property  and singer John Mellencamp serenaded the couple during their ceremony with a song he wrote based on a Bible verse. Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
  • A metal pole wielded by a backup dancer whacked Lady Gaga in the head during a New Zealand concert this weekend, causing a concussion. But ever the professional, Gaga continued performing! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • The “Jersey Shore” cast brawled at a New Jersey club called Bamboo Bar on Friday night: Ronnie supposedly sucker-punched two dudes and JWoww somehow ended up on crutches. Fortunately, pregnant Snooki had the good sense to stay home that night. [Radar OnlineTMZ]

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Will You Marry Me, “Dr. Who” Fan?

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It's time to cry: wife of dying "Dr. Who" fan seeks TARDIS urn. Read More »
Engaged Without A Ring
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Andrea's engagement didn't involve a giant rock. Read More »
Who Loves "Dr. Who"?
Just about anyone can enjoy this British import. Read More »
Keep The Ring?
Patti Stanger and other celebs who did. Read More »

Geeks need love, too, and one of them apparently needs the quirkiest engagement ring box in existence: it’s shaped like TARDIS, the time-traveling police call box from “Dr. Who.” So did she say yes? Or is she holding out for David Tennant or Matt Smith? [The Mary Sue]

Beauty Test Drive: Benefit Boi-Ing Concealer

BTD: FIT ME Foundation
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Jessica loves Maybelline's new FIT ME foundation. Read More »
BTD: Fairy Dust
Pixi's Fairy Dust highlighter is as pretty as can be. Read More »
BTD: Highlighter
Benefit Watt's Up
Jessica loves Benefit's new Watt's Up highlighter! Read More »

I’ve long complained in these Beauty Test Drives that I have dry skin. The driest skin. Well, I’m going to complain about it again! But this time it is to tell you that Benefit’s Boi-Ing concealer, which has a greasy, almost melted-waxy consistency, is a super choice for quick coverups on the go. Or, in moments of morning-after desperation, you could use it all over your face as a foundation.   Keep reading »

Will Matthew McConaughey Wear A Shirt At His Wedding This Weekend?

"Magic Mike"
The movie seems to be about as shirtless as you'd expect. Read More »
Immaculate Conception
Stinky Celebs
Matt McConaughey will tell you the night his daughter was conceived. Read More »
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  • “Magic Mike” star Matthew McConaughey and his fiancée Camila Alves are allegedly getting married this weekend in Texas. The couple has one very glam daughter named Vida and one son named Levi. Serious question: Will the groom wear a shirt? Or a cowboy hat? And will he play the bongos? [Celebrity Cafe
  • Lindsay Lohan had a car crash on the Pacific Coast Highway today. She rear-ended an 18-wheeler, which she claims cut her off. Stay tuned for more details and “rear-ended” puns. [NYmag.com]
  • Britney Spears allegedly copes with ADHD, or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder [Like me! -- Editor], but given her other mental health and drug issues has been told by doctors not to take Adderall or Ritalin. Sticky wicket, Brit. [PopCrush]
  • “True Blood” cocktails aren’t as gross as they could be. [Betty Confidential]
  • Do you need a special occasion for “in the butt”? [The Gloss]
  • Seersucker season is officially upon us. Here’s an open letter to enthusiasts/abusers. [Racked]
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Louisiana Governor Signs More Abortion Restrictions Into Law

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  • Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has signed into law an increased “waiting period” between the time a pregnant woman views a mandatory ultrasound and when she can have her abortion. The law also says the woman will be offered an opportunity to hear a fetal heartbeat. Such “waiting period” abortion laws are considered by pro-choice activists to be an anti-abortion ploy to make obtaining an abortion more difficult for a women, because it requires more doctor appointments and more time away from work/life. [NOLA.com]
  • The House of Representatives has approved language for a Homeland Security bill that bans women in immigrant detention facilities from receiving abortions, in most cases. Because if there is any woman who is at the perfect place in her life to have a child, it’s one locked inside immigration detention, right? [The Hill]
  • Meet the women and people of color who helped invent the Internet. (This one is for you, _JSW_!) [Ms. Magazine] Keep reading »
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