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7 Rules All Sex Dreams Should Have To Follow

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Sex Interruptions
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Six times we were awkwardly interrupted during sex. Read More »
12 Sexy Accents
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This morning’s alarm clock rudely awoke me from a dream … but not just any dream. A sex dream. And not just any sex dream: it was a sex dream about Anthony Bourdain. You know, the food writer and host of “No Reservations”?

It is news to me that I am sexually attracted to Anthony Bourdain, who I always thought was kind of pompous and obnoxious. (I also had bad service at one of his restaurants on my 25th birthday, so there’s that.) But what was even more bizarre was that whatever we were doing to each other involved makeup brushes.

I woke up confused and just a tad disturbed. So it is time to show these sex dreams who’s boss! Listen up, subconscious: here are seven rules all sex dreams should have to follow. Keep reading »

Lily Allen Is Pregnant; Kourtney Kardashian, Sienna Miller Give Birth

Lily Gives Birth
Lily Allen has given birth to a baby girl named Ethel! Read More »
Celeb Miscarriages
Lily Allen and other celebs open up about their miscarriages. Read More »
Lily Talks Adderall
Lily Allen thinks American celebs abuse Adderall. Read More »
  • Lily Allen is pregnant with her second child with husband Sam Cooper! The couple’s firstborn, Ethel Mary Cooper, is almost eight months old. Mazel tov!  [PopCrush]
  • Kourtney Kardashian gave birth over the weekend to a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick. Sienna Miller also gave birth to her little one. Congratulations, mamas! [Betty Confidential, Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Bridesmaids” and “The Office” star Ellie Kemper married this weekend in New York, with pals Kristen Wiig and Mindy Kaling in attendance. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Usher’s ex-stepson Kyle Glover, 11, is brain dead after a jet ski accident in Lake Lanier, Georgia. Kyle is the son of Tameka Foster, Usher’s ex-wife. [PopCrush]
  • Sex tips from girls who get paid for it: prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch tell all. [iVillage] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Reader Submission Edition

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Hi, y’all! As you read this I’m laying on the beach with my BFF. There may even be a fruity drink with a little umbrella involved. So that means Today’s Lady News will be a reader submission edition! Submit your own links to news articles and blog posts about women, girls, trans-identified people, gender roles, feminism or sexism in the comments. Just write a sentence or two summary explaining what the link is about and give everyone a heads up if it has language or imagery that’s NSFW. I’ll be back Monday!

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat

Be My BF: Cat Helicopter
This guy turned his dead cat into a helicopter. Whoa. Read More »
A Cat Fashion Show
Clothing for kitties: It's the cat's meow. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend
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Dear Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” To His Cat,

Not all of us can hit a high note. Hell, not all of us can hit any notes. But that hasn’t stopped you from expressing your love in the best way you know how: by serenading your cat with Seal’s masterpiece, “Kiss From A Rose.” Some people might watch you and think, Wow, this man is really into his cat. I watch you and think, Here’s a man who really knows how to spoon. Okay, maybe you were trying to cuddle kind of aggressively and a musical serenade is somewhat less romantic when it’s happening under physical duress. Cats are finicky, though. Yours clearly didn’t appreciate the sweetness of your gesture.

I would appreciate it, Guy Who Sings “Kiss From A Rose” to his cat. Call me! [The FW]

Taylor Swift Might Be Hooking Up With Patrick Schwarzenegger

Family Drama
The Schwarzenegger kids react to their father admitting he has a love child. Read More »
Hot Celeb Spawn
Children (and grandchildren!) of celebs who are hot pieces of ass. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Naked pics of Tallulah Willis might be hitting the Internet soon. Read More »
  • New couple alert: Taylor Swift and Patrick Schwarzenegger, the 18-year-old son of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, were spotted canoodling over July 4th. This seems like a more age-appropriate matchup than when Tay-Tay was dating Jake Gyllenhaal or John Mayer. [PopCrush]
  • Selena Gomez is joining the ranks of celebs launching a nail polish collection with Nicole by OPI. [New York Girl Style]
  • Rihanna is suing her former accountants for losing millions of her hard-earned dollars. That sucks, RiRi. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • These identical twins can play the “Game Of Thrones” theme song on their harp. Nerd out, y’all. [The FW]
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Muslim Women Now Allowed To Wear Headscarves In Professional Soccer

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  • FIFA, the organization that governs professional soccer, has reversed its ban on Muslim athletes wearing the hijab after FIFA’s medical committee approved two types of headscarves which won’t pose any danger on the field. [ESPN]
  • A newsletter put out by Boston cops is filled with sexist, racist and all around icky jokes. [Bitch Magazine]
  • The CIA is cracking down on sexual harassment within its ranks. [Los Angeles Times]
  • Meet the female Marine Corps officer who believes women should not be allowed in combat roles. [Jezebel] Keep reading »
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